Toilet of Wishes and Rumors

You heard the deets on the infirmary room? Maaan, if you go in there, there’s a candy dish-- as you’d expect in an infirmary room, right? You look and it has all the good candies—you know, like Reese’s, Three Musketeers, red and pink starbursts and stuff. But once you reach for one they all turn into peppermints. I heard if you click your tongue in irritation once they change then they just all disappear.

Everyone dreads the infirmary room. Rumors swirl around the school that those who visit the infirmary room are missing for hours, sometimes even days. As one enters, the door locks behind them. Fluorescent lights slowly reveal a zombie who meticulously dismantles himself and gives a detailed anatomy lesson that last for hours on end. The trouble is that, when it removes its brain, it forgets what it is doing there and begins the entire lecture over again.

Have you heard? They say the infirmary room at this school has magical healing powers. Ryouma's tennis elbow, Yuri's twisted ankle from falling on ice, and Kuroko's basketball-to-the-face-induced-nosebleed all went away within mere minutes in this miraculous clinic. Next time someone says something so ridiculous that I fall flat on my face, I know where I'm headed!

Have you heard? All the people who stayed in the infirmary room for a while report that they saw a cute little puppy right next to their bed! It appears out of nowhere, barks a bit, jumps around and is wiggling its tail as if it wants to play and make all the sick people happy again. Once a person feels better and was able to rest, it disappears and nobody knows where it goes! Some people say it's the spirit of a previous school doctor that wants to make sure that people feel better very quickly.

Have you heard? The piano in the music room starts playing music whenever someone walks by...however, rumor has it that the only songs it knows how to play are Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and Chopsticks. Whoever's haunting it must be a beginner! If you leave sheet music on the bench for it, you can hear it trying to practice the new song...

Have you heard? The piano in the music practice room is cursed. If anyone plays it after midnight, even just a couple notes, they become obsessed with playing the ending theme for Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure, Roundabout. They have to play the song at least 2 times, do a jojo pose and then say: “Is that a jojo reference?” To save yourself from the embarrassment, make sure not to play that piano.

Have you heard? The piano in the music practice room is cursed. If anyone plays it, they become cursed with only hearing piano music for a day to a month depending on how long they played for. All they can hear when they listen to music during that time is the piano part. This does not harm the student, but is rather an inconvenience. If they listen to a song that has piano in it, they can only hear the piano. If they try to listen to a song without piano in it, they hear something similar to a piano cover of that song. If they try to sing or play another instrument, the timbre sounds like a piano. Luckily, the curse can be broken! All the student has to do is go back to the music practice room, sit on the piano bench, and play another instrument for 3 hours straight. Therefore, if a student has an upcoming band concert, for example, they just have to dedicate three hours to playing another instrument for the music spirit. These days, a plastic sheet lies over the piano in an attempt to dissuade anyone from having to go through the trouble and mental tax of only hearing piano music

Have you heard? The piano in the music practice room only plays one note. As in, all the keys are tuned the same note: F. They’re all of different octaves, but every key just plays an F. It only seems to happen when only students are in the room, as it starts playing normally whenever the music teacher is in the room. Any attempts to tune the piano don’t change which note is played, and all it does is make the piano out-of-tune when it plays correctly and the piano teacher mad as a consequence. The only reason students use that piano anymore is to get a laugh out of playing a single note by pressing all of the keys.

Have you heard? The piano in the music practice room only plays one note. As in, all the keys are tuned the same note: F. They’re all of different octaves, but every key just plays an F. It only seems to happen when only students are in the room, as it starts playing normally whenever the music teacher is in the room. Any attempts to tune the piano don’t change which note is played, and all it does is make the piano out-of-tune when it plays correctly and the piano teacher mad as a consequence. The only reason students use that piano anymore is to get a laugh out of playing a single note by pressing all of the keys.

Have you heard? A few nights ago, the newcomers from class 1A came to school at night to play and wander around the school corridors and rooms, but while they’re playing one of the students there heard something in the music practice room and went to take a look. There, he saw a majestic looking girl, wearing an white dress playing the piano peacefully, that’s the last memory he had before falling asleep, the others saw him sleeping and when they came to check on him, they heard the piano too and so all all of them fell asleep. All of the students were later found sleeping in the corridor right in front the music practice room and they weren’t mad for getting scolded, because they said that the melody they heard was the most beautiful and mysterious thing they’ve ever heard. That night they had the same dream where they were laid down on a grass field and were feeling ultimate peace while the clouds passed on the blue sky, it was like the misterious girl playing the piano put them into a deep sleep to dream that exact dream that night, they will never forget that.

Have you heard? Anyone who plays Chieko Kawabe's "Sakura Kiss" at the piano in the music practice room receives a love confession letter in their shoe locker the next day. The letter always contained the sentence "Kiss Kiss Fall in Love" being surrounded by a border of hearts. These are not just any hearts either. They are painstakingly hand-drawn, every single one. The strangest part is the sender never shows up in person, like they just wanted to send the receiver a letter but expect no answer.

Many years ago, a boy jumped from the roof of the school building. Since then, others who have gone to that spot with intention to jump are met by a black cat who meows until they go back downstairs, but if they jump, they wake up unharmed on the ground next to the corpse of a black cat. They say the cat is that boy using his nine lives to give them another chance.

There’s this black cat on campus that just straight up coughs up a hair ball whenever you get too close. I mean, I don’t know much about cats, so I saw it but thought it was in trouble. It coughed one up and then it suddenly started speaking and offered to sell it to me for fifty bucks. That's super expensive, right? Like, it was a really hard sell too. It was saying it only produces a few of them and that I’d be a fool to pass up the deal. It even said it’d be good proof for if I was telling anyone this. All that being said… did you want this thing? It's kinda gross.

Have you heard? The school custodian apparently found a litter of black kittens stuck under some broken tiles in the old, out-of-order outdoor change room. Apparently the building hadn't been cleaned in over a year, and the custodian went to clean it when a black cat came up and scratched him. At first he was freaked out, but the cat kept nyanning at him, so he followed it into the toilets where it led him to a hole in the ground where some kittens were stuck. Apparently they were suffering from malnourishment and were very dirty from being stuck in there for a while. He got them fed and cleaned up, but afterwards, when he was looking for the black cat that had led him to the kittens, he couldn't find them. No one has seen that cat since, but the school has kept the kittens, and people that pet them are saying that their stress, pain and even cuts seem to just go away.

Have you heard? There is a black cat on the school ground that only appears after dark. If anyone stays long enough near the cat, the cat would eventually lead them to dark passage outside of the school ground. You'll find yourself standing in front of a candy shop. Inside is a old woman with a witch hat who greets you cheerfully. There are candies of all kinds in that shop. When you try to find that shop during the day you'll have no success. The shop only opens after dark and only during October.

Have you heard? I used to have a black cat. It was the most perfect cat ever. He wouldn't destroy furniture, he used his litter box, waited for us to feed him... We were really impressed by him because we had some cats that all they did was give us trouble. Basically he was a good cat. But one time out of nowhere he just stopped. He wouldn't do anything. Just stayed there like a figurine. We wanted to take him to the vet but it was to late. He was now a porcelain cat. Maybe it was us that turned him that way because we thought he was perfect in comparison with the others. After 15 years he still looks like a perfect cat.

Have you heard? There's a black cat on the school grounds that only appears after dark. If you let it put its paw on your skin, it leaves a fluorescent paw print, that lasts four days. They say that the night the paw print disappears, you can see a bright light and hear strange noises outside your window. Some say they even saw a spaceship lifting off. But people who look for that cat can never find it. In fact they can't find any black cats at all.

Have you heard? The students in classroom 2C are to miss every ninth word the teachers say. administrators have arranged for hearing tests in the but there's been nothing unusual or weird in medical results. They've tried recording lectures, using various aids, and having teachers conduct class remotely but seems to help. It seems like the curse lifted after they go up a grade because of the third years have this problem.
Without idea of how to fix the curse the have had to make accommodations like providing printed of what was covered in class and providing instructions for any sort of in-class exercises. I Tanaka-sensei even writes his notes to repeat every word when he's teaching. Despite the curse I've some students actually have their grades go up in 2C due to the written lecture notes. wonder if that'd help me with passing my English test...

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Have you heard? The students in classroom 2C are cursed to miss every ninth word the teachers say. The administrators have arranged for hearing tests in the past but there's been nothing unusual or weird in the medical results. They've tried recording lectures, using various hearing aids, and having teachers conduct class remotely but nothing seems to help. It seems like the curse is lifted after they go up a grade because none of the third years have this problem.
Without an idea of how to fix the curse the faculty have had to make accommodations like providing printed copies of what was covered in class and providing written instructions for any sort of in-class exercises. I heard Tanaka-sensei even writes his notes to repeat every ninth word when he's teaching. Despite the curse I've heard some students actually have their grades go up while in 2C due to the written lecture notes. I wonder if that'd help me with passing my next English test...

Have you heard? Some of the students in classroom 2C are really slow. And I mean they walk really slow. I got late to my class because they wouldn't move fast enough for me to pass them. And the next day it happened at the school gate. They took so long that I had to leave my bycicle in the street to get in time for class. That's when I decided to check their classroom and I couldn't see any teacher but they were responding like it was someone teaching them. But thats when I looked at the teachers table and saw a little snail. Maybe getting taught by a snail is making them really slow. I wonder what would happen if I asked for a teacher cheetah... I might not be late for my classes anymore.

Have you heard? The students in classroom 2C meet on the rooftop every day after school and stay there till late into the night. It's impossible to try and see what they are doing because they always make sure to lock the door behind them. If you ask any of them what they do there every night, they simply answer with "It is our duty to appease them, do not worry yourself" and never elaborate.

A wise man once said, people lie when they tell lies. The students in classroom 2C always lie. The girls lie, the boys lie and everyone and everything in between lies, even the pet lizard in the tank sitting by the window lies. I arrived at school this morning to find 30 odd kids piled in a heap at the middle of the playground, and went over to lie with them.

Have you heard? The students in classroom 2C love writing challenges. They specifically love to take on magical re-write challenges which appear on the classroom blackboard. The mysterious prompt gives them harmful rumours to re-write into harmless ones. Those who do well find that it is raining candy in their backyard.

Rumor has it that if you hear the clock in library hitting 8 o'clock, every dream you have in the next year will take place in Clockland, where everything's a clock. The people are clocks. The dogs are clocks. The clocks are clocks. It isn't scary since this is a dream, and you don't really question it. A clock hands you another clock, and you say "thanks for the food, mom". The worst part is that when your real alarm clock goes off, you think it's from Clockland, and you don't wake up. As such, oversleeping is quite common, so everyone avoids being in the library at 8, especially around finals time.

Have you heard? The big grandfather clock in the library chimes with a strange and haunting melody when the hands hit 6 PM. Those who stay late to hear this tune are said to see shadows staring at them from the shade of the tall bookshelves, moving closer and closer the later it gets. If you find yourself in the library at this time, don’t fret! They’re harmless, and they shoo you out of the library berating you for studying for too long and your poor sleep schedule!

Have you heard? There’s a moment when clock in the library emits a very pleasant melody and suddenly begin to go in the opposite direction. And then suddenly one mysterious man appears. This is a man of very pleasant appearance, he’s dressed as an 18th century gentleman in England. He smiles very gently and gives you the book in silence. Just a fairy tale in which you don’t see anything special, but after reading it you find a comfort that you’ve never felt before. The fairy tale is filled with a hidden meaning that the author put in a very simple at first glance story. When you look up, a gentleman that were silently drinking tea in front of you looks in your eyes, and slowly nods, letting you know that everything will be all right now. After that you will hear that pleasant ringing of the clock again, at the end of which the last thing you will see before time goes on again and everything dissapear is him sadly smiling to you. People say that he appears only at a really difficult time for them

They say that the clock in the school library, precisely at 8'o clock every night, chimes a special chime unlike all the rest... A jingle with unique melancholic rhythm telling of the almost forgotten past. A long time ago, there was a student who loved to read, so wrapped in the captivating stories of her books that she wouldn't notice the hours that passed... Often she would leave in the dead of night, unaware that it was well passed time to head home. To keep her from losing track of the time and having to tread in the dangerous dark of the witch's hours, the clock changed its jingle for the hour of 8 so that she would take notice of the gorgeous rhythm, notice the time, and safely take nearby bus home. Even after the girl had long been graduated, the clock continued to chime uniquely at 8'o clock each day, without fail. So reminiscent, the spirit of the clock... I'm sure that if you read your manga in the library until 8'o clock now, it'd be happy to play its chime for you, too.

Have you heard of the clock in the library that chimes with a strange melody whenever it hits 8 PM? When the classroom is filled with blood red light? I heard that the clock is actually silent at this time. The strange melodies are coming from the music club. No, there weren't students around at that time. These sounds are coming from creatures practising their instruments. Creatures like skeletons, ghosts, witches and even bats. That's why the time the clock reads 7:55 the library is abandoned like a graveyard at night. It's because we should not interrupt them. They don't have a place to practice other than this. If we are around they won't come out. They're shy. But if you want to listen: Try listening from the main entrance ;)

Have your heard of the clock in the library? Don't dare to look at it when it strikes midday or you'll freeze. Everything around you will begin to grey and fade, until there is nothing left but you, the clock and a drawer beneath.

As you stare frozen at its face, four thin fingers will poke out as the drawer creeks open. A thin man rises out from the abyss, smiling. From the tips of his ears his grin stretches far and thin, with a row of pristine teeth underneath.

Those frozen can only watch as he glides over, gleefully dancing as he does. With each stride closer is smile warps and deforms, some swear it widens to the back of his head. Then he stops, his face directly ahead, a deathly smile and two eyes, black as pearls.

"Smile" he says, his fingers stretching out their mouth.

Nobody remembers anything after that, but they somehow feel much brighter. They all have a spring in their step, and even in tough times will at least try to smile.