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Sep 27, 2024
Mixed Feelings
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NieR: Automata.

The anime.

I refrained from reviewing Part 1 as the story and presentation of the title was literally unfinished there.

Part 2... I am beginning to see why people who know nothing about philosophy and think little to nothing about most things are impressed with this title. This is the same segment of the audience who will surely click "confusing" to this review, by the way. Even so, I intend to express a different reflection of this title's quality to express than simple awe.

To begin, I make sure to state: this is a review of the ANIME -- ignoring any exclusively source-material merits, as ...
Jul 17, 2024
Spoiler
I am the viewer of my screen
Pixels are my body and frames are my blood
I have watched over a thousand animes
Unknown to Trash
Nor known to AOTY
Have withstood boredom to watch many episodes
Yet, these eyes will never see any value
So as I pray, Unlimited Bullshit Works!

...I literally had more fun making a UBW-style meme out of this show than watching episodes 2 through 11 of this anime. Never touched the source material, by the way. Maybe it's better but I am an anime reviewer, not a defender of bad adaptations nor a supporter of the notion that an anime adaptation's quality should stand by the ...
Jan 3, 2023
You know all those cute-girls-doing-cute-things the anime that float around every season?

Introducing.... Hot-Dudes-Doing-Hot-Things the anime!

Yes.

By the way the above is literally all you really need to know to decide if or not to watch this show.

No, there's not really any story. It was a rather random experience from episode to episode.

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Dec 29, 2022
Mixed Feelings
True to the shoujo genre, the artstyle and overall visuals of this anime are very pretty, dialed up to 11 with the princess's frilly dresses and the endless bishounen characters with tall and slender builds that appeal to many of (Japan's) shoujo fanbase. Of course, being an animated work, the art will never measure up to the manga, and that's fine; I'm usually lenient with artwork not measuring up to still images in anime.

For other mostly superficial aspects of the show like sound, it was mostly okay. Nothing about the soundtrack stood out or was particularly grating, bar the constant senpai-you-to-death tier of high ...
Sep 23, 2022
Normally, I don't even bother to review isekai anime as most of them are copypastas with slight tweaks of each other. However, this one hits a new type of low.

With nothing sound- or graphics-wise to stand out, this one relies completely on its plot and characterization to shine and manages to tank both categories pretty hard. Characterization-wise, the MC's character development comes down to "Oh I realize I would've done better before I isekai'd if I had friends." Plot-wise, guy-isekai'd-into-world-and-saves-it is pretty much sums up the entire 12 episodes.

As for the reason I bothered to write this review: The new low this anime managed ...
Aug 20, 2022
Mixed Feelings
Why am I reviewing this...?

Okay well, there is only 1 other review as of the time I'm writing this and I do feel strongly about this show even though the rating itself is rather mixed.

So the shallow stuff out of the way: this show was made in 1985. Let me repeat: NINETEEN EIGHTY-FIVE. Graphically, comparing this show to anything contemporary to the time of writing this review would be unfair, ye? So I'm going to compare it with other shows from around this time: Macross, Gundam, etc. Graphically, this show is ok. It's in fact got its own charm for what it is and actually ...
Jan 21, 2022
Ah, the raid event in a gacha game made into a movie because the franchise behind it happens to be rich...

Hip, hip, HORRAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!

Ok really now though...

Normally, I review anime with no background knowledge of the source material since I treat every anime I watch as a standalone work of art. Here, I'll be discarding what I know beforehand. There are many problems with this movie for those who are watching without having played the game before hand.

First off, plotwise, there is effectly no plot. The backdrop given is effectively just, the Incineration of Humanity is happening, so go forth, child go kill the tentacle army ...
Aug 26, 2021
Freezing (Anime) add
"how to sexually bully the hottest girl in school: randomly chopping limbs off hot girls" the anime.

If your time is precious, the above line about sums up the show for you.

Technically, there is some sort of loose premise in the background that explains why boys and girls are supposed to pair up as Pandoras and Limiters. However, the plot is very, very straight forward of just fighting monsters that chop up girls AND this plot only really exists in the background and is by no means anything intricate. Most of the show is some really unamusing (and at times cringe) bullying of one shy girl ...
Aug 20, 2021
This review (probably) contains spoilers.

Neon Genesis Evangelion.

This name has been, for two and a half decades, engraved deeply into the culture of anime. It's theme song is iconic, the voice actors and actresses of its cast are, today, famous, some even celebrated, and undoubtedly, the show has had a huge impact in the anime industry, especially the mecha genre where it has become iconic.

In some ways, this recognition is deserved. Out of the nigh (or above) 1000 titles I have personally seen, Evangelion stands as one of the most depressing (by atmosphere) titles out there. It also has a certain level of abstractness ...
Aug 15, 2021
Corrector Yui (Anime) add
As of the time of writing this review, the craze in the anime scene is isekai. As of the time of this title's release date, (one of) the craze(s) was the success of massive genre defining titles like Sailor Moon and Cardcaptors -- the mahou shoujo genre.

This anime original is pretty much exactly a cashgrab akin to today's filler isekai titles that get an anime adaptation. The show's episode and plot structure is episodic with little to no continuity between one episode and the next. The show is effectively a computer virus take on the battle-mahou-shoujo with the same ditzy heroine tropes and other ...


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