Kuso Miso Technique

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This nearly made me cry. Kuso Miso Technique is the yaoi manga that spawned the "yaranaika" Internet meme(google it for a laugh). It was probably the most hilarious and DISGUSTING thing I have ever read, seen, smelt, felt, tasted, whatever.

Story:
Essentially we have a gay schoolboy as our protagonist. Gay schoolboy needs to empty his bladder, and is walking to the restroom. As he is walking he spots an attractive man on the bench, wearing a jumpsuit. The man unzips the jumpsuit, shows our protagonist his genitals and asks "yaranaika", meaning, do you want to do it? They walk into the bathroom and have sex.

Reading ... it I was nearly dying of laughter and gagging at the awful dialogue and disgusting sex acts they did. This may come as a SPOILER, but Kuso Miso means "Shit Soup". Our gay protagonist may be swept up in lust for a random stranger, but he still needs to empty his bladder. Where? Jumpsuit guy's ass. So appealing. Oh and also, he needs to take a shit. Guess what happens? It's horrifying but at the same time amusing!

Art:
Abe's (the man with the jumpsuit's) facial expressions are iconic. He probably has the most famous expression of ecstacy. For anybody who googled "yaranaika" you know what I mean. The art is horrible. We have shots of naked men, naked men colliding, etc. but the backgrounds are awful and not detailed at all, and the main characters have no effort put into them.

Character:
It's gay man and older gay man colliding in a bathroom, with shit and piss. Yum.

Enjoyment:
Probably the most amusing manga I've read since Michael Jackson's Bad from Shin National Kid. It's disgusting, horrifying, awful, and I pity whoever reads it, but I can't deny it's hilarious and I will always use this as an inside joke within my circle of friends. (And yes, I did make my friends read this. They loved it.)

Overall:
I don't think this manga was even TRYING to be good, let alone succeeding at it. For spawning awful facial expressions and a hilarious Internet meme I give Kuso Miso Technique a glorious shit-covered 10/10.

For the lulz

I'm not entirely sure what score to give this, but I just gave it 9/10 because apparently, this was funny. I am not sure if I am burnt out from memes or just overdosing on "so bad it's good", but I am beginning to lose a laughing response from stories of this type.

But I am going to say it anyway, man this was great. So my 9/10 stays.

For someone who doesn't read too much yaoi, I am not entirely sure if the whole genre looks as silly as this did, or if this is just a one-off that happens, I will believe the latter. ... But yeah, this story is dumb and follows no logic which is exactly the kind of stuff I like, and probably you too if you have tastes like I do.

Unfortunately though, this title and, well, we will call it "attention", are misleading in the fact that this is incomplete, the technique that is, so I am probably going to down my score to an 8/10 for disappointing me in what was lost potential. That's it I guess.

Have you ever urinated in another man's asshole? Would you like to?

This manga follows a young gay boy who is looking to empty his bladder in all the wrong places. He meets a tall, dark, and handsome stranger who is creepily waiting on a park bench. This mysterious man changes the boy's life as he realizes the pleasures and perils of using another man's anal cavity as a urine receptacle. The story hits its climax (and so does he, presumably) when he goes a step further and empties his bowels on the aforementioned mysterious man's genitals. The photorealistic art pulls you into the manga ... and makes you feel as if your dick is really being shat upon. This deeply symbolic and touching tale provides profound insight into the homosexual psyche and explores the limits of human physical relations. Something like this simply cannot be rated on a traditional scale. I give this masterpiece a 1 out of protest of the stifling MAL rating system. Or because it simply broke the conventional critical rating system, and MAL cannot be entirely responsible for this oversight. For all porpoises in tents, this manga is a clear yaranaika/10.