Kennel Tokorozawa

If peter grill is a morally corrupted offensive NTR piece and futoku no guild is depraved animal pron, then yes this is a dog x woman romance or dog x woman fanservice. Seriously, this is nothing but completely self aware comedy that pokes fun at the scenario of our protagonist, the dog named rin tin tin (google this name btw), being into his owner, a high school girl named chika. Infact, there is less animal or beast related fanservice here than to love ru (maron) or futoku no guild.

The shows starts with rin tin tin creeping near the bed of his owner chika to get ... a pantyshot, which doesn't work out as chika wakes up and whacks the bejesus out of doggy and he goes running for his life and tumbling down the stairs. The next scene moves to chika taking a bath and a frustrated rin tin tin imagining giving chika a backwash with a comical scene portraying that in his imagination " *hah hah doggo pant* wh-when we get married i'll give chika a back wash everyday *more desperate and bothered doggo pants*" All done in a hilariously self aware way.

Another scene after goes like this where they're all sitting around a dinner table:
Chika's mom: Did rin tin tin wake you up again?
Chika: Ugh this dog never leaves me alone
*rin tin tin scoots over to her chair*
Chika's mom (with a beaming smile): That's a man in love for you. You make such a nice couple.
Chika's dad( his face buried in newspaper): That's what happens when you live together, nature may as well take its course.
Chika than pops a vein in anger at the bizzare suggestion and rin tin tin is surprised and falls over.

The dog, rin tin tin, being into chika is played for humorous scenarios like getting embarrassed in front of her friends, a guy she's crushing on getting a wrong idea about her and the dog's relationship, the guy wrongly thinking she's suicidal in one scene and in another after seeing her with the dog in a faux compromising situation he remarks, "so that's why she wanted to suicide".

However rin tin tin doesn't ever come across as despicable or degenerate enough to ruin the show and offend one's sensibilities, seriously the dog seems more cultured that issei from highschool DxD as he doesn't have some creepy fixation on a single body part and that it's a thoroughly comical work. In one of the scenarios, chika's teacher is trying to get together with her in sneaky ways in a test of courage and rin tin tin tags along to foil his plans . In the middle of this, snakes come out that bite all of rin tin tin, chika, and the teacher but as the teacher panics and runs leaving her behind, rin tin tin stays with her.

it has a charismatic main character and is funny and ridiculous enough that by the end you'd almost think, fuck it, rin tin tin deserves to get together with his owner, gotta root for him even though the author never shows any intentions of going that route. That is precisely because it doesn't ever get too realistic to be uncomfortable. Its misfortune is that came out at the wrong time, got seen by the wrong audience of the times who got the wrong idea about it, and is niche enough that it never reaches the audience that would appreciate it for what it really is and what it actually tried to do.

An 8/10 because this show deserves so much better.

Kennel Tokorozawa is quite something, the only reason for me to actually come across this anime was that this is an anime (and sadly the only one) where Jimmy Onishi voice acts a character.

For that reason I pretty much instantly had to watch it as it would just be too hilarious to see an anime with Jimmy as a voice actor in it.

The story is quite something however, promoting bestiality in such a way is well not really heard off these days.

But knowing Jimmy's backstory and with that he has an enhanced smell plus that he is overly perverted, I pretty much think they ... cast the perfect role for Jimmy!

All in all it's an old and unknown anime, with a rather mediocre story and characters that pretty much only resolves around ecchiness, but it was still very enjoyable to see the anime and especially the live action part special that came with it!

All in all a pretty fun watch!

There once was a man who went by the name "Justin Sevakis". No, he wasn't some legendary MAL user, instead he was one of the big guys over at Anime News Network. Justin used to write a series of articles called "Buried Garbage", in which he would dig up some god-awful OVAs & other anime from the past such as "Dark Cat", "Angel Cop", & "Mad Bull 34". Why do I bring this up you may ask? Because buried garbage sums up this pile of schlock perfectly. Yeah, I would usually try to save calling something bad or good for the actual review, but this ... piece of waste is so bad, I felt the need to warn you right out of the gate. Without further stalling, lets begin.

Story:

The story (or lack-there-of). Is just fucking creepy. It's about this perverted dog who wants to fuck his own owner. Yes, I wish I was kidding about that.

Do I even need to start on just how wrong this concept is. I can't believe somebody actually had the nerve to write something like this. This OVA is a pretty standard ecchi-fanservice fair, aside from the fact that a dog has putrid fantasies about fucking his own owner.

The structuring of this series is all over-the-place, & the pacing is really bad too. The story just flip-flops between locations on a dime, one second we're at Chiko's house, the next we're at her school, now we're in the middle of town, now we're at the beach, & finally, we're at some grave-yard.

As if the story couldn't get creepy enough, later on, we're introduced to Chiko's teacher, who gets the wrong idea that Chiko might be coming onto him. Instead of doing the responsible thing & trying to explain to Chiko why they shouldn't be together, NOPE! Motherfucker full out embraces this idea & wants her to come onto him, so that he may also partake in some "Hump Hump" (god I wanna blow my brains out for saying that). So, as if a dog wanting to fuck his own owner wasn't creepy enough, now we move onto a middle-aged school teacher. Fuck-Sake.

Characters:

I really don't have much to say regarding the characters. None of them see any character development, none of them go beyond 1-dimensional (maybe Chiko does but that's such a stretch). Chiko is the high-school girl character who's a bit klutzy. Her only notable character trait is that she beats up Rin Tin Tin whenever he tries to hump her, which is really satisfying for the record.

Right on fucking que, we have Rin Tin Tin. I fucking hate Rin Tin Tin, I didn't think it was possible, but this anime made me hate a fucking dog! I love dogs for the record, but Rin Tin Tin sure isn't one of them. Rin Tin Tin's only personality trait is that he's a horny bastard. Next we have the middle aged teacher. There isn't much to say here really, he's pretty much just a middle-aged-man version of Rin Tin Tin, so he's just as hate-able.

There are some side-characters, notably Chiko's friends, & a random bloke at a coffee shop who gets the wrong idea that Chiko is going to commit suicide. These 2 don't go beyond caricatures, & are forgotten about almost immediately

Art:

I hate to say it, but the art isn't the worst thing I've ever seen, it at least looks competent compared to Dark Cat & Sword For Truth. The animation is extremely lazy however, not as lazy as Dark Cat, but lazy never-the-less. I find it fitting that this OVA never saw pass VHS. Personally, a VHS release was too much for this turd.

Sound:

The sound is absolutely atrocious. The voice acting is worse than Dark Cat, I'm not kidding. It's either over-acted, or unbelievably dull. The audio quality itself is just as, if not more atrocious than the voice acting. Rin Tin Tin sounds like he recorded his lines in a tin-can. The audio mixing itself is also terrible, it will go from loud to quiet at the drop of a hat, sometimes I can barely hear the characters, other-times my ear-drums erupt.

Final Thoughts/Overall.

So that was Kennel Tokorozawa, it's just as painful as this review makes it out to be. DO NOT! Watch this OVA. It's atrocious in every sense of the word. It's not even funny bad either like Dark Cat or Mad Bull 34. It's just, BAD. Aside from the art, there's really nothing positive for me to say here at all. So for that, my final rating is going to be a 1/10. This shit sucks, and I feel ashamed of myself for giving this the time of day. Before anyone asks me if this is worse than Sword For Truth, yes, unfortunately, yes it is.