omg thank you for saving me from a falling fish!! It would've ended my life!! And then you took me home on your very expensive car and let me stay in your 3 morbillion dollar mansion!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought it looked kawaii , I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play genshin imapct sometime its a really gacha game with a lot of scary 50/50s, but don't worry ill be there to bless your pulls ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.
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