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What a fucking mess. What a beautiful fucking mess.

Characters? Terrible. Art? Mediocre, with some hilariously obvious CGI that doesn't look good either. Sound? Unforgivable, that was not a 'GASHUNK'.

Story? Phahahahaha. Load of nonsense bollocks. So humans made evil legs but didn't actually make them and then ghosts or something and who cares Zombie Fish, who then make fat farting zombie people.

What is that, what even is that? Who thinks that shit up?

Kao....Kaori? (Yeah, shows how much of an impression our lovely lead girl had on me that I've forgotten her name already) and Dudeguy(Also another fantastic impression on me) are so hilariously boringly invincible. Who ... cares how many sharks and octopi attack, how many planes and trains crash, these guys sustain all of two small wounds from it all. Kaori not even becoming infected because 'who gives a fuck?' apparently. As for Dude 'Go on without meeeeee' Guy, he's too busy being a tit to think 'HMM, I COULD PROBABLY LIVE IF I CUT MY ARM OFF LIKE THAT ONE GUY ALREADY CONFIRMED WORKS EARLIER' in the most hurp derp decision around.

Include some pointless bullshit like the whore and fat chick, and we have a wonderful mess of a show.


....So why the fuck did I give it 7?

Because it's so damn bad, it's amazing. I spent the entire thing laughing at the hilarious mess that was unfolding before me.


This show ain't a 7, this show is no where near a 7. A 4, perhaps, if it's lucky. But god damn if it's failure isn't HILARIOUS. Perhaps I'm just being weird, but it really was too fantastic a flustercuck for me to have not enjoyed it.

Unforgivable for no GASHUNK however.