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Sep 9, 2013
Bardock: Father of Goku, is a 40 minute 'movie' that shows some backstory into Goku's father, Bardock (in case you didn't get that from the title). It begins in the aftermath of Bardock, a low level saiyan, and his squad, conquering a planet long desired by Frieza. As the saiyans celebrate there victory a final enemy appears and grants Bardock psychic powers before dying.

However this was meant as a curse for destroying his home, as Frieza is threatened by such low-level saiyans performing as well as his elite soldiers. Bardock must now watch horrifying visions of his own planet's destruction as punishment. However his ...
Jul 17, 2013
Mushishi (Anime) add
STORY [9]
It's difficult to describe the genre Mushishi would qualify as, the best I can do is a kind of 'Shamanistic Medical Drama' but even that doesn't really do it justice. The story follows a travelling 'Mushi-shi', an expert in the ways of mushi; spiritual creatures that often gather and manifest symptoms similar to diseases in other life forms. He travels rural japan treating the ailments of those negatively effected by the mushi.

Each individual episode is it's own independent story, and as such the show could potentially be watched in any order. (A big plus as some of the volumes of the dvds ...
Jun 28, 2013
Mixed Feelings
I'm well aware this isn't going to be a popular review, so go ahead and downvote it just because I gave it a 5/10, but at least listen to why first, because someone has to shatter the illusion that this was actually a good show.

The basic premise of the show is that the overlord of the demon army and one of his generals are attacked by the hero during a large scale war to take over 'ente isle'. They attempt to temporarily retreat to an alternate dimension, but find themselves trapped in modern day japan and are unable to return. So must work menial ...
May 14, 2013
Mixed Feelings
Wow the Evangelion Rebuild Duology was awesome, right guys? What an ending! Kaworu piercing Unit 1 with the lance of longinus, preventing the third impact and saving the world for good. Full credit should go to the writers for ending the series in a way that satisfied everyone this time.

For some reason some people have started trolling us by pretending that a 3rd film for the series has been released called "Evangelion 3.0 You can (not) redo" But I can confirm this is all lies. It was a two film series that ended.

Repeat after me everyone: "There was no Eva 3.0, There was ...
May 13, 2013
Preliminary (5/12 eps)
At first I was extremely tentative to start watching this show, expecting mindless fanservice, a half-arsed plot and a full baking tray of cookie cut characters. But I'm pleasantly surprised with what I've seen in the first 5 episodes.

By far the best feature of the show is the comedy. The extreme bluntness of the main characters speeches have me laughing my ass off in the first couple of episodes. "So I offered up my dutch wife and all my lust disappeared like I'd just had a fantastic fap!"

The character interactions are incredibly interesting for an anime of this genre. They each have ...
Apr 25, 2013
Boku no Pico (Anime) add
Oh god here goes, I seriously hope no one I know in real life finds out I saw this show, let alone reviewed it.

Boku no Pico is the "Two girls one cup" of anime. It's gained some viral popularity mainly through its pure shock value for those not expecting it. It's also occasionally described as "the worst anime of all time" by fairly popular reviewers such as Arkada and HoldenReviews however they provided little information as to what it is actually about. As such I watched it with no context as to its actual content, just to see what everyone was on about. ...
Apr 22, 2013
I went in to Evangelion with the assumption it was an overrated anime exclusively loved by pretentious hipsters with a deep hatred for 21st century anime. But by the end of it I can honestly say it is in my top 5 shows of all time. This anime definitely isn't for everyone, but i'll try to explain why I loved it so much.

PLOT (8/10)
The basic plot follows a "monster of the week" style, in which a new giant more powerful angel levels the city on a weekly basis and is then destroyed by a screaming 14 year old in a giant robot. (Not ...
Apr 21, 2013
Mixed Feelings
Preliminary (15/27 eps)
Spoiler
Based on most reviews of this "masterpiece" you might be deceived into thinking this is the greatest of anime of all time, that it's so good it's awesomeness cures cancer, however in truth....
I can't stand it . One of the most formulaic shows I have ever seen, the same thing happens every episode. Simon screams loudly, his magical spiral thingy goes round and he pulls a drill shaped dildo out of laganns ass and beats the enemy. Next week the same thing happens but the enemy is bigger, so he has to scream even louder and drill a bit harder. Congratulations you just finished ...


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