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May 29, 2021

Hatsukoi Monster (Anime) add

Not Recommended

This might be a long or short review.
So what to describe this weird piece of trash how about creepy, VERY STUPID and very uncomfortable.

story: 2/10
This about a girl and boy falling in love at first sight sounds simple right? BUTT THERE IS ONE PROBLEM... The girl, Kaho is a highschooler but the boy, Kanade is a fifth grader despite looknig like A FRICKING ADULT HIMSELF. She then moves into the house he's living in. OH OH THAT'S NOT ALL we also get to meet a bunch of random characters that no one cares about. I say random because I have absolutely no idea why they ... are living together none of them are related except there is Kanade's father ( AKA THE ONLY TRUE ADULT THAT IS NORMAL). Anyway moving on Kaho IMMEDIATELY confessed her love to Kanade and then POOF they became girlfriend and Boyfriend (OH WUPEE). Throughout the anime we follow how this "relationship" develops and LITERAL MAN CHILDREN MAKING PENIS JOKES wait hold on....THIS A SHOUJO ANIME?! HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE you would only see these type of jokes in a shounen or ecchi anime WTH?!. And the ending... IT WAS SOO RIDICULOUS AND RANDOM (I mean who can blame the usual run time for anime like this is 12 episodes) so it was just some weird shit happening and some dog idk I CAN'T WITH THIS ANIME ANYMORE.

Art: 6/10
I can't believe that anime went this low making fifth graders looking like full grown adults which is quite startling because I know that the girls that watch this ARE passed fifth grade. Also do the people who worked behind have a fetish with fifth graders because ABSOLUTELY NO FIFTH GRADER LOOKS LIKE THIS. I mean they like fricking otome dating sim characters.`

Sound: 5/10
Very decent voice acting just a bunch of adults saying perverted child things and the music I would hear in Modern shoujo anime.

Character: 1/10
AHHH YES THE BEST PART THE CHARACTERS. Hmm should I call them that or rather weird, creepy ass, VERY perverted, pedophilic MAN CHILDREN. Watching them just made me cringe but surprisinly,that's the entertaining part about the show just watching these grown ass men acting incredibly stupid going about on their daily life. Kaho is just your boring forgetable love interest. Actually if this was just some slice of life about a man child living his daily I would just pass this off as a weird show BUT NOPE YOU MUST FOCUS ON THE FORBIDDEN LOVE.

Enjoyment: 8/10
As I said before watching these man children learning and doing uncomfortable weird shit is enjoyable for me atleast.

Overall: 4/10
Anyway this still a terrible anime and if you like full grown fifth graders because you're weird then knock yourself out with Matsukoi Monster!

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May 11, 2021

Itazuraguma no Gloomy (Anime) add

Not Recommended

Preliminary (4/12 eps)

Okay so I'm going to be straight with this review

Story:1/10
Wait what story it's just some I don't know maybe A TEN YEAR OLD?!!!! being beaten for no reason by a psychotic bear because WE ALL THINK THAT'S FUNNY RIGHT??!!!

Art:4/10
I think this is a mix of CGI with 2D animation I'm not really sure but the animation style is very simplistic you can actually mistake this for a kid's show (btw it's definitely not)

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May 10, 2021

Peach Girl (Anime) add

Mixed Feelings

So this anime was completely frustrating to watch I mean it could've done better. Also I randomly found this anime and decided to watch it for the sake of my enjoyment.

SO basically Peach Girl is your average Shoujo anime about this girl Momo and her wonders of highschool drama life with psychotic bitch Sae, the loving best boy Kairi and STUPID DUMBASS TOUJI.

Story: 6/10
Let's all face it this is basically MOST of the highschool shoujo drama anime that we've all seen in the 2000s with some girl falling in love and some guys trying to get kinky with her for some reason and a ... group of girls or one girl getting jealous of the protagonist because they can only think about their desires. So we have this tanned girl named Momo having this crush on a guy named Touji (oh don't worry we're going to get to him later) she wants to confess her feelings to him but she can't because guess what she is afraid that he doesn't like tanned girls because she heard that from a friend (not Sae) from a long time ago and turns out she also liked him. Anyway we also have THE MOST DECENT CHARACTER IN THE ENTIRE ANIME, Kairi, sweet loving best boy kairi who also has a crush on momo (BECAUSE WE ALL LOVE LOVE TRIANGLES) and basically he brings some comedic reliefs into the show and also see his character grow a bit later in the anime. Now out of the way it turns out Touji also has a thing for Momo and they began dating together and lived happily ever af- GOT YOU. YOU THOUGHT IT WAS ALL SUNSHINE AND LOLIPOPS HUH WELL THERE IS ONE PROBLEM...SO Momo has a "bestfriend" named Sae that terrorizes them because she ALSO likes Touji (now you see where this is going) anyway they get into some love triangle shit and indecisive shit and Momo ends up with (I aint telling you shit go watch it and find out)

Art:5/10
Nothing really stands out in terms of the artstyle because this came out in the 2000s when some shoujo anime looked kind of cheap but it's decent like others. Also I've been noticing this trend back in 2000s anime of making the shoujo boys looking like girls for some reason because sometimes I can't identify there gender btw it's not like traps where they just do this on purpose.

Sound:6/10
It's pretty decent with some 2000s j-pop rock vibe to it and it's just average.

Character: 5/10
Momo is like any other shoujo protagonist that has to deal with shit and boys and bla bla bla but she didn't just lean back and didn't do anything when she is being harassed or something she stood up for herself which I feel many shoujo protagonist don't have and just act like this dumb puppy anyway from that she is quite forgettable moving on. Next we have THE BITCH QUEEN HERSELF SAE she's what made the whole anime so frustrating and SO CRINGE to look at like seriously DOES SHE HAVE SELF ESTEEM ISSUSES THEN YOU NEED GOD IN YOUR LIFE anyway she basically tries to tear their relationship apart doing literally ANYTHING to achieve that also WHY THE HELL IS MOMO STILL HANGING OUT WITH THIS PSYCHO AFTER WHAT SHE HAS DONE TO HER THEY BOTH NEED TO GET A RESTAINING ORDER OR CALL THE DAMN POLICE!!! Anyway on to TOUJI. OH MY WHERE TO FUCKING START first off he has to be one of the DUMBEST SHOUJO BOYS I'VE EVER SEEN NO SERIOUSLY WHAT DOES MOMO SEE IN THIS BLOCK HEADED ONE DIMENSIONAL LUNATIC For example, before Momo and Touji were dating Kairi actually kissed her because why not and when Touji found out he got mad but when they were actually dating Touji kissed Sae because she told him he can use her to practice kissing on Momo (wow he is so stupid he would even fall for Sae's crap) FINALLY LAST BUT NOT LEAST WE HAVE SWEET CINNAMONROLL BEST BOY Kairi so he is basically the class clown of the show and can be stupid sometimes but not Touji levels of stupid and he get to see his love for Momo develop during the anime sometime it can be frustrating other times it drags out but still the MOST decent character in the anime.

enjoyment: 9/10
Even though I said the anime is frustrating I actually enjoyed roasting the shit out of Touji and Sae because I just love hating on them

Overall:6/10
SO YEAH your very typical shoujo anime and yeah but if you like psychotic bitches and love triangle this anime is for you anyway toodles!!!

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