Mar 6, 2017
Psycho-Pass
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I once woke up in a pool of vomit and tears after going on a 3 day bender of nothing but double stuffed oreo cookies for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. So believe me when I tell you, this anime has the makings of what one might describe as being half way decent. Lets be honest, most anime is hardly above a 6 on the MAL rating scale . . . unfortunately the anime community is infused with fan girls who drool over emo MC's and guys who sleep with sailor moon body pillows. I'll tell you what this anime does right .
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Dec 11, 2016
Do I really need to make a case for watching a group of semi-grown men swim? Fine, I'll play. This show makes me want to kick off my shoes and drink a 12 pack of Big Wave on my back porch. Anime is all about escapism, if you haven't figured that out yet then find the nearest air lock. This anime provides it in spades and really captures that feeling of Summer. Look, nothing in this industry is perfect (with possibly the exception of G Gundam). You take what you can from what your watching. For me, I
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Dec 3, 2016
Boku no Hero Academia
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I have spent more time dropping a deuce while watching anime than most of you have been alive. That being said, Im not some anime elitist that's stuck in 1995 preaching how OP Legend of Galactic Heroes is. If you look hard enough you can find something enjoyable in just about anything. This show is about some shit stain pre-teen voiced by a female voice actress who gains super powers through <insert random encounter here>. It stupid, cliche, and predictable. That being said, if your some teenage kid who thinks vaping is cool, your gonna love this show. I
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Dec 3, 2016
Kenpuu Denki Berserk
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Grab your self a 12 pack of Sam Adams Rebel IPA, a carton of Pall Mall Ultra Lights, and strap in for a fked up weekend. Look, this anime is a classic . . . if your part of this generation of anime fans who can't watch 90's and 80's anime because it looks "old"; then you can move to the nearest airlock for all I care. But if you grew up eating red meat and drinking unfiltered water then you might just have the resolve to watch this series. Blood, guts, pain, betrayal, demons, sex, swords . . . this wont
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Dec 3, 2016
Zankyou no Terror
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Look, Im going to be perfectly honest with you . . . this anime isn't for Otaku who can't swim in the deep end of the pool yet. If your still dropping '8 star' ratings on High School slice of life comedies where the main character can't tell which team he or she is batting for, then this anime ain't for you. But if you grew up lighting your sisters barbie dolls on fire and smoking cigarettes behind your house while your dad watched WWE wrestling on primetime . . then this is where you belong. Its not often you get an
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Nov 27, 2016
Cowboy Bebop
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This show is the Gold Standard for Space Westerns. I dare you not to like this show. This show has passion, heart, story telling, ambiance, and a fkn Corgi. Listen hear you little sheet stain, if you are one of these new age "Otaku's" that sleeps with body pillows of your favorite Slice of Life character, then go somewhere else. If you think an Anime's greatness is defined by some 13 year old kids voiced by a female actress inheriting super powers, then go somewhere else. If you think lens flare and sharp lines are what "good animation" looks like,
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Nov 26, 2016
Venus Senki
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I felt inclined to write this review because so many of you reading this were probably born in the 90s, and really have no decent appreciation of how awesome 80's and 90 anime truly was. Now listen, I get it, the art style may not be packed full of lens flares and sharp lines that you modern otaku go crazy for, but each frame is bursting with detail. Honestly if your an "anime fan", then you owe it to yourself to go back and watch some of the classics like this one. Gritty, futuristic wars on distant planets . . . all
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Nov 26, 2016
Cheer Danshi!!
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As I sit here sipping peppermint tea, the cold bitter breath of winter clawing at my window like grey wolf shrouded in steam, I find myself satisfied with finishing an anime that simply does not stand up to my high standards of what a 'good' anime should be.
Cheer Danshii is a pleasant anime that borders on the ever increasing combination of Slice of Life and Sports. The basic premise of the story is that a group of high school students form the first ever men's cheer leading squad for their school. The story itself is not that awe inspiring, and indeed the ... Nov 30, 2015
Owari no Seraph
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This anime can by no means be considered a 'good' anime. Its full of tropes, gimmicky characters, predictable plot directions, and questionable directorial decisions. All that being said, it was mildly enjoyable . . . and I think you should watch it.
I enjoyed the ruthless nature of the Vampires, and how they seemed to be so overwhelmingly more powerful than humans. I really wish they would have explored that route more. Instead, they used an anime loophole (humans find some weapons that can be possessed by demons to give them super powers) in order to level the playing field. I ... |