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Yes i named myself after my biggest crush, and yes i want her to crush my skull. None of these things are a crime, and you can't tell me otherwise.

Like imagine.
You're in your house. Just chilling watching whatever comes on the tv. Like every other time you get bored after a while, so you walk up to your room to play some league.
You open up the launcher and a moment later your eyes meet her cold, fear inducing eyes. You sit there watching her for a bit waiting for something to happen.
What if she could just jump out of the screen and make your dreams a reality, but no. Nothing happens and a glimpse of the clock makes you notice that its been 15 minutes.
This happens everyday, and the same as always you queue up a comp ready to lock her the moment you can.
You see that you are first pick. you can't help but feel safe, your love is just a few seconds away from being your's.
Every tick your eyes widen, and your heart rate is slowly falling. You lock her and its like the weight was lifted off your shoulders.
While your teamates lock in their champions you can't stop yourself from imagining what a day with Evelynn would be like. A thought comes to your mind as you remember what your family did after realizing how obsessed they though you were.
THEY DIDN'T UNDERSTAND YOU!
They will never now the real love between you two, it's a sad truth though you have accepted your role in this world. Even if many will question and your sanity.
When you snap back to reality, you find that you have started a little late. All your camps are cleared and no one will leash you for redbuff. The game feels so lost, you are hopelessly looking for a pick in botlane whilst your team spam you for not being high enough level. You can't even enter demon shade.
When you are moments before ragequitting you see a chance to steal drake and maybe get a kill in mid. The enemy teams jng is almost dead, soloing drake and their mid is showed up with no escape tool.
This is your moment to show Evelynn how much you are willing to sacrifice for her. You just barely manage to snipe drake before they can smite it, and mid is still showed.
The fear in their eyes gives you so much motivation. Motivation your father had forced out of you. All those years he said you were less worth than a fly that had landed in the food. The years since he had given up on had crumbled your self-confidence. His expectations were never met and he was severly dissapointed in his daughter. You could see the regret in his eyes every time you looked at him, but Evelynn gave you the same stare as she did everyone else. She wouldn't care, even if you couldn't cook rice or use a dishwasher. It wasn't on her mind. All she ever cared about was seing the agony of her victims. It gave you a sense of humanity, you wern't as usless as everyone said, and you had some sliver of hope that one day he would see your worth.
This Hopelessness powerd you up just enough to end their teams morale. The mid laner started asking your team to report the jungler and the game was back on.
The snowball was the greates seen in quite some time and the victory was swift. You finally reached the top. you were not only the best Evelynn player in the world. You were the best in all regions.