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This anime saved my life.

In philosophy, art is described as a creative activity, a mean by which we humans separate ourselves from nature. It is by definition something that has no use besides pure contemplation.
Therefore I do not believe the word "art" pays enough homage to the masterpiece that is this anime, as it is truly a gift that keeps on giving.

“What does it offer?” You ask? Well, perhaps it would be easier to ask what this glorious masterwork doesn’t offer, as its generosity truly knows no bound.

Allow me to share a personal experience with you so you can better understand how this gift ... from heaven leaves me in tears each time my mind wanders back to it.
I am one of those people who could be called a “serial lover”. My list of conquests extends further than the horizon allows me to see.

As such, it is truly difficult for me to identify with a fictional character outside of hentai protagonists which, don’t get me wrong, certainly deserve their letters of nobility in their own rights, but fall flat in front of the living demi-god that is Rentarô Aijô.
A true gentleman who can recognise the beauty in every last one of his queens. Loving each and everyone of them equally. This legend has more love inside of him than every single prophets combined. I thought I was alone in this world as a serial lover. But I finally met my soulmate. Thank you Rentarô, for you saved me from a life without any equal to call a friend.
10/10.

I don't usually write reviews, but man. I just can't bear with this shit anymore.
I will preface by saying I never really liked Re:Zero. First season was okay, second season meh, and now the third season just looks like it'll be the same as the previous one, and I can't be bothered to watch 16 episodes of that. I sighed when I saw the first episode was 90 minutes long. I sighed when I saw the loli harem. I sighed when I saw that Subaru still hasn't changed clothes.
The characters are bland and uninteresting, the visuals are bland and uninteresting. Music and animation ... were alright. I forgot the plot because I never cared, and I never cared because the cast never seemed sympathetic. I'm just sad I wasted my time with two seasons of this. Never touching this again.
Characters: 2/10
Animation: 5/10
Sound: 6/10
Plot: I don't know, I don't care/10
Enjoyment: 2/10