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Aug 22, 2014 12:57 PM

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Granted, but he decides to divert his ninja skills into his mafia playstyle, thus he will always get the ninja role.

I wish that I could cook actual food. I'm reeeaaalllyy good at making sandwiches though.
"If you look for a ghost, you'll find one."
Aug 22, 2014 1:05 PM

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... Sandwiches are actual food. You can always taste the difference in quality from a cafe sandwich to a Jimmy John's sandwich to a Subway sandwich. Do not underestimate the importance of sandwiches!

Anyway, granted, but you lose all your other skills and talents, and thus are forced to work as a chef because it's the only thing you're decent at anymore.

I wish I could BE a ninja.
Aug 22, 2014 1:10 PM

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Granted, but you'll have to train under the three masters: pnut, cloud, and I. You'll have to wake up at sunrise every morning, and meditate for a solid 3 housr, then you'll move onto cardio/ aerobic exercises for the rest of the day, for one must train their body before their mind. Only when it is a blue summer moon upon a cloudless night will you be ready to start training.

I wish I had time to do that.^
"If you look for a ghost, you'll find one."
Aug 22, 2014 1:16 PM

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Yeah, so much for corruption, that actually sounds like fun... :P

Granted, but you are forced to isolate yourself from society in order to hone your skills, and now live in the snowy mountains of northern Hokkaido.

I wish this training was an actual thing so I didn't have to worry about real life stuff.
Aug 22, 2014 1:39 PM

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Actually, that doesn't sound all that bad. I really think this training should be a thing. We should make it one.

Granted, but after twenty long years of training under the three masters, you must return to the world as you formerly knew it. Now, with your new ninja skills, you are destined to fight evil, and bring peace to the world. So eventually, you can't escape.

I wish *blank* and *blank* would stop fighting each other in the club. One must develop patience as a ninja. Patience with others is a great virtue.
"If you look for a ghost, you'll find one."
Aug 22, 2014 2:25 PM

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Oh, are *blank* and *blank* still going at it? I stopped paying attention once it left the Dead Thread... *sigh*
Yes, the ninja training needs to be a thing. Maybe just in the summer, buy some land in the mountains of Hokkaido and search around the nearby villages for a suitable master. That'd be the best way to spend summer vacations... :P

Anyway, granted, but they meet IRL to fight instead, and accidentally end up killing each other when their fight escalates. (Somehow I could see *blank* initiating that... Not sure if it's a good thing. Probably not.)

I wish I had the ability to own a pet ferret, a pet snake, and a pet turtle.
Aug 22, 2014 2:39 PM

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Granted, you have all 3, the ferret kills the snake, get hit by a car afterwards and the turtle breaks his shell and dies.

I wish cyber bullies and those who defend them would keep quiet and behave like normal people.

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Aug 22, 2014 2:45 PM

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Granted, but cyber bullies aren't necessarily always meant to be bad.Some are thoughtful, smart, funny, and really good at mafia. Sometimes it's easy to overlook the good in people. The people who defend them sometimes try to see the good in people, and they want others to realize it too, but sometimes they fail. When that happens those who defend them give up. Sometimes that's the best thing they can do to solve the problem.

I wish I could keep quiet, but I have a sense of morality. One that is built off of trust in other people to do the right things. But my morality has been proven wrong so many times. I should change my morality.
"If you look for a ghost, you'll find one."
Aug 22, 2014 2:48 PM

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Dangit lucian!
Aug 22, 2014 2:49 PM

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Smurphinator said:
Dangit lucian!


My friends always say the exact same thing.
"If you look for a ghost, you'll find one."
Aug 22, 2014 2:51 PM

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Well, if you're a ninja in real life too.... -_-
Anyway,

LucianRoy said:
Granted, but cyber bullies aren't necessarily always meant to be bad.Some are thoughtful, smart, funny, and really good at mafia. Sometimes it's easy to overlook the good in people. The people who defend them sometimes try to see the good in people, and they want others to realize it too, but sometimes they fail. When that happens those who defend them give up. Sometimes that's the best thing they can do to solve the problem.

I wish I could keep quiet, but I have a sense of morality. One that is built off of trust in other people to do the right things. But my morality has been proven wrong so many times. I should change my morality.


Granted, but without the ability to stand up for people, you watch many of your loved ones come to harm at the hands of people who could have been stopped using you words. Opening your mouth does have a time and place.

I wish I didn't have to be guilty joining the HandH game right now...
Aug 22, 2014 7:54 PM

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Granted, but you die on Day 1.

I wish Smurph joins the game, has fun and wins.

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Aug 22, 2014 10:44 PM

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Granted, but Smurph's role is Jesus, and she feels super guilty for portraying Jesus as a bad guy and feels unfaithful to her religion thereafter. (Jk, I'm not Jesus. Props to whoever is, though)

I wish... Grave would host another game soon, so I could actually play it this time around!
Aug 23, 2014 2:23 AM

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Granted, but you get lynched on 1st day.

I wish I had automatic Plant-watering system at home
Aug 23, 2014 2:28 AM

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Granted but now you cant use water for anything else in your house other than watering the plants.

I wish I could dunk like I used to.

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Aug 23, 2014 6:10 PM

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Granted, but you can't pass, shoot, or even dribble the ball anymore.

I wish M_F_M would post more so we'd get to know him better.

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Aug 24, 2014 3:18 AM

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Granted, but since he have count record with me. He will only count more.

I wish i could remember everything what i said last evening/night.
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Aug 24, 2014 7:37 PM

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Granted, but but you were are unable to remember because you were drunk last night, and remembering requires you to be sober and facing all the irl emotional pain you were escaping through your alcohol use.

I wish I owned a japanese kimono.
Aug 24, 2014 11:19 PM

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Granted, but I steal it from you *_*

I wish it wasn't so hot up here.

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Aug 25, 2014 6:18 AM

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Granted, but now it's freezing, and it seems to only be getting worse. The temperature is -5 degrees celsius and forecasts say that it's only going to get colder. Within the next few years, the earth will return into an ice age, all of humanity dies.

I wish I worked at Riot Games, Sydney.
Aug 25, 2014 8:04 AM

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Granted, But they will not let you work on League Of Legends.

I wish I could make next megahit indie game (like mojang made Minecraft)
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Aug 25, 2014 6:33 PM

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Granted, but soon after its release, the game's success is foreseen by super mega company's, who buy the rights to the unbeknownst to you soon to be popular game.
Thusly, Though you were it's original creator, it's success still leaves you penniless.

I wish it was reasonably possible to make a living as an artist.
Aug 25, 2014 11:41 PM

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Granted, but now art is such a common thing, it has lost iys beauty.
I wish my neighbors would stop fighting.

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Aug 27, 2014 11:46 PM

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Granted but their dogs are barking & fighting with the ones next door (as usual)
I wish someone else had posted here.

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Aug 28, 2014 4:19 AM

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Granted but they will soon start to ignore every single one of your posts.

I wish I didn't have to hard work.
Aug 28, 2014 10:56 PM

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Granted, but you will have to work hard. =P

I wish could or smurph were here, I wanna play.

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Aug 29, 2014 4:10 AM

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Granted, but now you are offline.

I wish timezones weren't such a bitch.
Aug 29, 2014 7:41 AM

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Timezones are now the same for everyone, so it's sunny all the time. Then the world warms up until all life is dead.

I wish for nothing... try and corrupt that :D
Aug 29, 2014 8:00 AM

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Granted, but.... (Keep it open as you read it)


To want nothing means that no action should take place. Actions take place because of interactions between sub-atomic particles. To stop it, you must reach a temperature close to absolute zero. This is at 0 Kelvin or -273 degree Celsius. We know water starts freezing at 0 degree Celsius, so at that temp. all water in Earth and in body freezes up. This leads to organisms dying, and ultimately making Earth an inhabitable place. Look, what you've done :o

I wish I could imitate the gif irl.
Aug 29, 2014 9:28 AM

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Granted, but you do so in front of a children's playground, it looks creepy & perverted to their parents, they gang up on you & beat you up. =/

I wish I was on my laptop so I can look up nice pics for the counting game. Posting text is no fun.

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Aug 29, 2014 9:51 AM

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i don't want to corrupt that wish when I know the feel...

Granted, but the batteries have leaked and your laptop is refusing to work without one plugged in. Shops have closed for the day.

I wish I hadn't worked out too hard yesterday. My entire upper body is paining like hell...
Aug 29, 2014 10:07 AM

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granted but now you have to do a leg-week.

I wish I was a fish.

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Aug 29, 2014 10:18 AM

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Granted but they all look like this



I wish I could make LE cards and stuff...
Aug 29, 2014 10:40 AM

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Granted, but you have so many requests, you're overwhelmed & tired. you still make nice graphics so you have that going for you ;)

I wish my arm didn't hurt right now.

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Aug 29, 2014 12:29 PM

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Me too. I feel guilty corrupting your wish...

Granted, but only after you do a handstand for like 5 minutes.

I wish grave will sto making me feel guilty about corrupting her wish.

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Granted, but you have so many requests, you're overwhelmed & tired. you still make nice graphics so you have that going for you ;)


What do you mean?
Aug 30, 2014 5:44 PM

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Granted, but then she makes you feel guilty about living in a different time zone. I'm not sure how I'm doing it, but I will stop,eventually! =P

I wish I lived in San Francisco
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What do you mean?


I mean you're so good @ making LE cards and stuff, you get lots of requests and you're overwhelmed.

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Aug 31, 2014 7:40 PM

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Granted, but when you first arrive, you forget san francisco is one of the few cities that employs trollies. While driving down the road at night, you crash into one at 40 mph, causing the death of 10 trolly members as well as seriously injuring yourself and racking up over a million dollars in hospital bills and law suits.

I wish I could move to either Tokyo or Paris. Either one would be the bomb.
Aug 31, 2014 11:23 PM

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Granted but your neighbours are very bad/rude/loud/green

I wish I could like sushi, but haven't liked the taste even once.
Aug 31, 2014 11:52 PM

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Granted, but you become addicted to the taste of sushi, and due to the high cost of your sudden streak of eating out at sushi bars, you go into debt.

I wish I could host a mafia game. I want to, but I have absolutely no idea how I would... >.>
Sep 1, 2014 3:01 AM

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Granted but the games goes wild. Every player starts trolling, spamming, cheating. You have to kick them all out and so no one wins.

I have been coming up with a themed game(I am trying to do a 'no vanilla roles'), and would love to host the game. But I can't put in the time, so once I finish the theme, I might give it to one of the staff here.

I wish I could come up with great ideas for my theme.
Sep 1, 2014 4:44 AM

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Granted, but the game mechanics suffer for it and the game is no fun to play.

I wish I could inspire/motivate myself on command
Sep 1, 2014 5:54 AM

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Granted, but your inspirations are messed up, usually involving death and blood.

I wish I got 100% on all my university marks from today onward.
Sep 1, 2014 10:44 AM

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Granted, but right before graduation, the uni's records are hacked (backups were destroyed) & everyone's grades are 100%. No one graduates, they make you retake all the exams.

I wish I would do sth useful today. XD

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Sep 1, 2014 11:37 AM

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Granted, but you are not able to do something useful for the rest of your life.

I wish I would never get any kind of disease.
Sep 1, 2014 11:59 AM

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Granted, but you'll go through all kinds of misery instead.
I wish dating wasn't so annoying. >_>

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Sep 1, 2014 2:19 PM

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Granted, but anyone you date is incredibly annoying instead

I wish I had access to the fountain of youth
Sep 1, 2014 2:20 PM

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Granted but you cant drink anything from it.

I wish I was Indiana Jones.

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Sep 1, 2014 2:24 PM

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Granted, but you get arrested for breaking into tombs and no one wants to bail you.

I wish crave stop neglecting Mal...
Sep 1, 2014 3:28 PM

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Granted but Google buys MAL instead.

I wish I could finish school faster
Sep 1, 2014 3:51 PM

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Granted but they give you homework which will take you 5 hours.to complete and if you don't you will be prisoned.

I wish browsing on phone becomes better.
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