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Aug 21, 2008 4:58 PM
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I thought it would be intereasting to find out what everyone thinks a "real" man would, say, think, do, dream of, etc.

Basically, what do you think is essential for a person to be considered a "real" man?
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Aug 22, 2008 2:30 PM
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First, to answer your question I want to know two things:

One: Do you mean a "real" man as in anime or in real life?

Two: Do you want an honest answer or a chauvanist pig answer? (I'm willing to give both.)
Aug 22, 2008 3:19 PM
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one - either or both

two - see one :)
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Aug 30, 2008 7:24 AM
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Okay, well here comes the response(s):

Chauvinist Pig Answer:
A real man is the kind of guy that won't take any shit for an answer. He's big on muscles and hair but doesn't nessecarily have to be big on brains. All the ladies fawn over him but he remains relatively cold and emotionless towards their advances. Generally he's got a big weapon or giant robot of some sort and he eats bears for breakfast. In one word: a badass.

Real Answer:
(Note: this may not go along with what the majority of the club believes but it is my own personal belief.)
A real man is the kind of guy that walks softly and carries a big sitck. He is quiet but he can be forceful when needed. He takes criticism and he is willing to listen to other people. Pretty much, the all around guy you want to meet. one such person that pops into my head would be Morgan Freeman.

Is that a good enough answer?

Aug 30, 2008 10:16 PM
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In real life:
A real man is someone who gets high and laid in the same night. (thats my dream)

In anime:

One that smokes like a motherfucker, drives a motorcycle, and gets laid as much as golgo 13.
Aug 31, 2008 4:14 AM
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In real life:
A real man is someone who gets high and laid in the same night. (thats my dream)

In anime:

One that smokes like a motherfucker, drives a motorcycle, and gets laid as much as golgo 13.


LMAO

Been there, done that, got bored of it. Trust me. As you get older you'll find the need for an intelligent conversation in a room full of idiots far outweighs the need for partying, and it's a better method of picking up women anyway. Women love to talk, so practice those conversation skills, especially the listening skills. Once you know more about her, then you can get high and get laid.

It's all about quality over quantity after all :)


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Aug 31, 2008 9:43 PM
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Hahha thanks I'll remember that.
Sep 1, 2008 11:57 AM
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Yeah Roscoe, you could get laid by those creepy emo chicks in Hot Topic all day, and frankly so could I, but I know that I'd rather pursue less creepy chicks without all the strange piercings and things... *SHIVER*

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Sep 1, 2008 2:15 PM
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Yeah, I'm not into emo chicks. Especially, after you drive by and yell, "EMO CLUB YAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"


............
Sep 1, 2008 5:21 PM

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Real man are guys who spend most of there time in silence, and although they don't look like it they can beat the s... out of a much bigger guy with big muscle and no brain, and as a really cool moustache, Your only half a man if you don't a moustache.
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Yeah Roscoe, you could get laid by those creepy emo chicks in Hot Topic all day, and frankly so could I, but I know that I'd rather pursue less creepy chicks without all the strange piercings and things... *SHIVER*

Remember kids:
If you can throw a magnet randomly at a person and it has a 50/50 chance of sticking to them ... stay away. Repeat: STAY AWAY.


Sorrow667 said:
Yeah, I'm not into emo chicks. Especially, after you drive by and yell, "EMO CLUB YAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"


............



LMAO. You guys have obviously never been with an emo chick, otherwise you'd know how, erm, inventive they tend to be, and how much they like to experiment.

Ah, fond memories.....
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Sep 2, 2008 6:09 PM

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Oh, Archeon I know how "inventive" they are. However, I'm not one of the kids who gets off on sticking barbed fish hooks in their ... hurm ... places. And I espiecially don't like it when they want to hook me. Besides that though, my experience was rather fun ...

Yeah, just gonna drop it there.
Sep 2, 2008 8:17 PM

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A real man has facial hair, can stop a MAC truck with one punch, listens to heavy metal, and is the man.


but really I agree with fallen on what a real man is.
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Sep 3, 2008 4:35 PM

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BlindFighter said:

but really I agree with fallen on what a real man is.


On which one, the chauvanist pig answer or my actual answer?
Sep 3, 2008 6:45 PM

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actual answer
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Sep 4, 2008 3:44 PM

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Ah, okay. Good to know that someone agrees with me.
Sep 4, 2008 7:09 PM

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Also Morgan Freeman is a bad ass lol
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Sep 7, 2008 2:30 PM

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Lol. Damn straight, have you seen Wanted, Lucky Number Slevin, or Seven? He kicks ass in every one of those movies.
Sep 7, 2008 2:33 PM

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I have not seen lucky number slevin but the other 2 yes he is a bad ass in them
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Sep 8, 2008 3:59 PM

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Yes indeed he is. Him and George Cloony kick so much ass for older actors, there's hardly any competition that I can think of off the top of my head. Great actors and REAL MEN!!!!
Sep 26, 2008 3:25 AM
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TO have hairy balls makes u a real man !
Sep 26, 2008 5:08 AM

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Nooooo. That just means you've passed puberty.

To have hairy balls, be able to protect them at all times, and know how and when to use them properly, makes you a real man :)
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Sep 26, 2008 5:19 AM
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U are right my friend who has hairy balls and knows how to use them... ;p
Sep 26, 2008 5:04 PM

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It's the result of much practice with willing female partners :)
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Oct 1, 2008 8:47 PM

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BlindFighter said:
Also Morgan Freeman is a bad ass lol


Hecks to the yes. Love the Free-man. You guys forgot to mention TDK and Begins, which are two of my favorite appearances. Granted, he wasn't in it all too much, but every minute of awesome counts.
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Yeah, he did an excellent job in both. Great actor and a Real Man.
Oct 3, 2008 1:23 PM

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If I can still nominate real "real" men, I'd like to add Clive Owen and Jason Statham (Snatch and Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels....god yes!). Not exactly excellent actors (although Children of Men is probably one of the best movies in the last 5 years), but I think I own all but one of their movies.

As for anime, I think you guys pretty much got most of them down. I'd nominate Albedo, just because he can rip his own limbs off and still laugh about it. Certain things would probably bar him from being manly, though. If I can think of any more, I'll suggest them.
Oct 3, 2008 4:07 PM

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FINALLY!!!!

Someone else who recognises Albedo as a great bad guy (or at least, I hope you do anyway).
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Oct 3, 2008 5:24 PM

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Well, I certainly wouldn't have him on my favorites if I didn't think he was the greatest thing to happen to RPGs since Sephiroth (an overstatement, but I have good reasons for it). The guy damn near
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A real man knows what he wants and doesn't let anything get in his way. He loves a challenge. He only takes orders if he likes 'em. He'll give his all for the people he loves. Never gives up, never surrenders(lol). He is more than a human: he is a force of nature. And whether he chooses to fuck many women or only one they are always first-class. Reliable, but mysterious. Loudmouthed or quiet, when he says something it's important. He never cries in times of despair and grief so others may look to him for strength. But he is not emotionless: he uses his emotions as a surge of energy. Courage, love, hope, excitement. The only person whose approval he needs, is his own.

That is a real man.

Jan 29, 2009 5:14 PM

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Fallen summed it up pretty well. (The "real" type that is, as hilarious as the chauvinist type may be.)
Also, I agree with Nathan's concept of taking energy from yet being in control of one's emotions. However, I also believe there are times when it is not only acceptable but perhaps even honorable for a man to cry. A man who lives entirely for himself is a man who is not fulfilling his duties to the world and those who care about him. Even the greatest of men, therefore, will have a dependency, and thus a weakness.

I would add honor to this, personally. Though honor can be subjective (what is honorable may depend on the situation), it is all the same a huge part of being a "real" man.
Also, duty. Mostly what I've said above, but a "real" man is only somewhat independent. He must have a purpose he holds to be higher than himself. If he does not, then he has, in my opinion, given in to the weakness of selfishness.

In addition, I feel that a "real" man is able to acknowledge and face his own weakness. There is no one who does not have "weakness" in some respect. To deny having weakness is to simply be dishonest with oneself.
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This is a real man.
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mr_utopia_man said:

In addition, I feel that a "real" man is able to acknowledge and face his own weakness. There is no one who does not have "weakness" in some respect. To deny having weakness is to simply be dishonest with oneself.


A weakness is just an unrefined strength.

Feb 12, 2009 8:16 PM

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a real man should be able to drink untill he is blind and still be able to make it bk home lol
Feb 13, 2009 11:38 AM

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the way to tell if your really a man. Watch Gundam 00 Episode 23. If you don't manly tear. Your not a man.
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must love pussy.
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Swears often, emotionless motherfucker(what does that even mean?! I have no idea. it's a step above person though!), etc. etc.

I'd say lumberjack or hitman/sniper are pretty manly professions.
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Right,my opinion to what a Real Man is like/ought to be like : He's not afraid to show his emotions and yet remains calm in every situation.He can take a joke.He uses his Brains and not his Balls.He has patience and respects women.He's mentally strong and capable (Strength is never always Physical,IMO).He's rugged and raw,sarcastic yet funny,walks with grace and is never afraid to show people who he really is.He never hesitates.He ain't a Playboy and doesn't need p*ssy to satisfy himself.He's the kind to fall in love with a woman and stay with her till the day he dies,never wanting or needing another female.He's mysterious and is always there for his friends & companions whenever they need him.He knows how to handle any situation but is human,after all,and needs support once in a while,never afraid to voice out his opinion(s) or asking for a helping hand.Also,he never imposes himself,or his Beliefs,upon other people.He always puts himself in other people's shoes to understand how they feel.In the end,a Real Man is not afraid to cry,once in a while.
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So, let's see how real of a man I am... (X) means doesn't meet requirement, (O) means I do.

He's not afraid to show his emotions (X) and yet remains calm in every situation (O).He can take a joke (O).He uses his Brains and not his Balls (O).He has patience and respects women (O).He's mentally strong and capable (Strength is never always Physical,IMO)(O).He's rugged and raw(O),sarcastic yet funny(O),walks with grace (X) and is never afraid to show people who he really is (O).He never hesitates (O).He ain't a Playboy and doesn't need p*ssy to satisfy himself (O).He's the kind to fall in love with a woman and stay with her till the day he dies,never wanting or needing another female (O).He's mysterious (O) and is always there for his friends & companions whenever they need him (X).He knows how to handle any situation but is human,after all,and needs support once in a while,never afraid to voice out his opinion(s) (O) or asking for a helping hand (X).Also,he never imposes himself,or his Beliefs,upon other people (X or O).He always puts himself in other people's shoes to understand how they feel (O).In the end,a Real Man is not afraid to cry,once in a while. (X)(X)(X)

14/21, I think. Well, not overly bad.

In my opinion, a real man is one that can support himself and others. One that is brave and honourable, that does the right thing, not because of personal benefit he might get, but because it's what needs to be done. A real man has complete control over his emotions and over his actions, never acting unreasonably. A real man does not complain. A real man does not betray. A real man does not cry. A real man must do, instead of try. Real men never die.
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JadedGoth said:
Right,my opinion to what a Real Man is like/ought to be like : He's not afraid to show his emotions and yet remains calm in every situation.He can take a joke.He uses his Brains and not his Balls.He has patience and respects women.He's mentally strong and capable (Strength is never always Physical,IMO).He's rugged and raw,sarcastic yet funny,walks with grace and is never afraid to show people who he really is.He never hesitates.He ain't a Playboy and doesn't need p*ssy to satisfy himself.He's the kind to fall in love with a woman and stay with her till the day he dies,never wanting or needing another female.He's mysterious and is always there for his friends & companions whenever they need him.He knows how to handle any situation but is human,after all,and needs support once in a while,never afraid to voice out his opinion(s) or asking for a helping hand.Also,he never imposes himself,or his Beliefs,upon other people.He always puts himself in other people's shoes to understand how they feel.In the end,a Real Man is not afraid to cry,once in a while.


Trolling right?

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the way to tell if your really a man. Watch Gundam 00 Episode 23. If you don't manly tear. Your not a man.


What was sad about that lol :|

On this ep though slowly...a tear...but I was sleep deprived and laughing really hard too.
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JadedGoth said:
Right,my opinion to what a Real Man is like/ought to be like : He's not afraid to show his emotions and yet remains calm in every situation.He can take a joke.He uses his Brains and not his Balls.He has patience and respects women.He's mentally strong and capable (Strength is never always Physical,IMO).He's rugged and raw,sarcastic yet funny,walks with grace and is never afraid to show people who he really is.He never hesitates.He ain't a Playboy and doesn't need p*ssy to satisfy himself.He's the kind to fall in love with a woman and stay with her till the day he dies,never wanting or needing another female.He's mysterious and is always there for his friends & companions whenever they need him.He knows how to handle any situation but is human,after all,and needs support once in a while,never afraid to voice out his opinion(s) or asking for a helping hand.Also,he never imposes himself,or his Beliefs,upon other people.He always puts himself in other people's shoes to understand how they feel.In the end,a Real Man is not afraid to cry,once in a while.


Trolling right?


I don't think so.I was just giving my opinion like the others did.
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Everyone has their own views on a real man. And many disagree with my view.

I think a real man is a proud man. A man that knows how to build territories, and a man that fights for what he believes in, and wins. But if he loses then his stubborn side takes over and he does what it takes to win. (Without doing something shitty, like cheating and so on). A man in my opinion should also know how to handle the opposite sex.

And last, a real man is like Morgan Freeman or Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction.
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a real man always dies when he's young, fighting for his beliefs, before he turns into a 80-year old senile man, before he forgets who he is and just becomes a burden on his family
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FALLEN101 said:
Okay, well here comes the response(s):

Chauvinist Pig Answer:
A real man is the kind of guy that won't take any shit for an answer. He's big on muscles and hair but doesn't nessecarily have to be big on brains. All the ladies fawn over him but he remains relatively cold and emotionless towards their advances. Generally he's got a big weapon or giant robot of some sort and he eats bears for breakfast. In one word: a badass.

Real Answer:
(Note: this may not go along with what the majority of the club believes but it is my own personal belief.)
A real man is the kind of guy that walks softly and carries a big sitck. He is quiet but he can be forceful when needed. He takes criticism and he is willing to listen to other people. Pretty much, the all around guy you want to meet. one such person that pops into my head would be Morgan Freeman.

Is that a good enough answer?




I most honestly agree, a real man can take his fair due of shit knowing full well that if he doesn't deserve it from that person, he most definitely has earned it somewhere else, a person stronger than the most well placed temper tantrum. Someone strong enough to be far beyond the anger that most people release but powerful enough to protect his views while making anyone outside of which comfortable with their own.
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Real Men pilot their robots with nothing but FIGHTING SPIRIT!!

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There are two types of real men. Basses and Hot bloodedness.

Badass = Terminator, Elzam/Ratsel
Hot-Blood = Gai Daigoji, Kamina

Of course, nothing stops someone being both. (Kamina, Zanger Zombolt) But I think everyone classed as a "real man" has at least one of these things going for them.

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