Docchi mo Maid

This is so, so, so!!!!! bad that my eyes bled but I also am really sad there isn't and episode 2 and an episode 3 and an episode 4.... this is the kind of thing that is so horrible that you can only score it as a masterpiece! BrachiaHealer8 already reviewed it in the best way possible.

I watched it once and then rewatched it for the ehm..details..and then again for the screenshots.

I really hope that the other shows by the same studio are available somewhere on the internet.
Please, don't pass by! Spread the love! All hail studio Ishikawa Pro, all hail trash masterpieces.

As I was going through my horrifically long Plan To Watch list, I stumbled upon this 13 minute OVA with a low MAL score. I figured, "Hey, it's 1:00 am, and I have school tomorrow and I can't stay up too late but I still want to watch something, this is perfect!" And perfect it indeed was, because I have unearthed this wonderful, shit-stained diamond!
Review:
Story/Plot/Writing: It doesn't even have a story, nor is there an overarching plot or end-goal, really. This feels like a pilot episode more than anything, since it just presents the viewers with a simple premise followed by next to no narrative ... substance whatsoever. Apparently, these maids are androids from outer space or something, and they serve a random 12 year old girl who's in middle school and they protect the city from monsters, and that's all we know about them. I'll let the narrative part slide since this doesn't try to be a story and goes nowhere.
Characters: As shallow as the story, which just so happens to be as deep as a a hole in concrete made using a plastic spoon. You won't get anything from these characters or the story.
Art/Animation: The art looks very shitty, I bet I could make something better than this, and that's saying something! These look like an amateur's second attempt at drawing anime in their sketchbook with color. It's not anything horrible, but is still very bad. At least it can look cute at times! The backgrounds are also awful. The animation is actually surprisingly smooth at times, which is very nice.
Sound/Music: It may have been the video player I used, and I'll use this segment to mention that the video player was at 144p so it may have affected the visual quality as well, but it's a short anime that takes very little of your time so it doesn't matter anyway. The sound quality was awful. The voice acting is good, and the music is decent, but the video player, I'm assuming, made it sound like dogshit... unless I'm wrong and this is the true quality of the OVA, which I doubt it is.

Overall: This is one of those anime that's so bad, it's amazing. You won't find crap like this anywhere else and that's what makes these pieces of garbage so special. There is almost no substance, but it sure is entertaining (at least to me). I get the feeling that this was satirical, so it raises my score a bit, because when you look at it from that perspective, it's a whole lot better. I would give this a 2, but due to the lack of narrative and how much I enjoyed it, I'll let it slide. 5.2/10! Rounded to 5/10 for MAL score!

This is purely in response to "certain people" claiming this anime doesn't exist; this anime DOES exists, just look for it using one of it's Synonyms

It's pretty crappy tho, and it's not gotten english subs yet (to my knowledge) so I couldn't follow what was happening at all, the art was pretty crappy and they didn't make up for it with at least animating the shitty art smootly, it just looked awful.
There was a kaiju tho, and it does a thing, so if you're one of those guys that likes those you should, like, skip through the show till you see it and then close ... your tab in disappointment and mark this as dropped, 0 eps watched, and give it somewhere between 1-5/10 depending on how how you like to rate stuff.

I came to this show expecting some good lesbian ecchi, but the pg13 rating should have told me everything I needed to know; the ecchi is barely there and it's not that good.