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Pure-Hearted Girl Et Cetera is true to it’s name. It’s pure-hearted love (with a little extra spice).

The art style is a mix between ‘cute’ and ‘mature’. The color pallet, designs and animation are all fun and lighthearted. Everything works to get across it’s ‘clean, pure love’ aesthetic. The others works credited the studio, Studio 1st, such as Fuzzy Lips, Mokkai Shiyo and Jewelry the Animation, show that this really is their forte.

The plot matters as much as plot matters in things like romcoms: the dynamic and connection to the characters is what’s important. Both the female and male character’s have cute and unique designs.

The main ... girl is a shy new student with glasses, the guy is good-natured, and thinks she looks like she’ll grow up to be the hot mature office lady type that he’s into. It plays into that with some fun scenarios: some school rooftop exhibitionism and playing into the ‘mature office lady’ fetish.

The second, unrelated story isn’t as enjoyable, for me at least, but it isn’t something that will turn you off if you enjoyed the first.

Overall, high recommended to those looking for pure-hearted love (with a little something-something).

Review on my blog: https://trashonthecurb.wordpress.com/2018/02/27/junjou-shoujo-et-cetera-a-porngraphic-adult-anime-review/

Listen up, my purely fictional friends and readers I would never insult, even in jest and fun for the sake of humour! If you care about the plot of a hentai, you bazinga'd yourself, son. Bazinga'd yourself good.

Hentai doesn’t even have plot, they are 'scenarios', ways in which you get to the fucking that is most interesting and erotic for the viewer. Which this anime does decently well. If you have a fetish for dom monks, this is for you. It presents that scenario fairly well.

It’s not an offering on the 'good feminist show' alter, if that's what you want you, fictional reader who I ... would never swear at even for the sake of humour and levity, will be disappointed. Catering your expectations for the show towards this, and understanding whether or whether not these are the most important factors of watching a hentai will determine whether you should watch this. Understanding what it is and how it operates is one of the reasons I like it. It's unique, interesting, something that is rare. A 12 episode short hentai series made from a josei series done fairly well.

Something’s only ever a true 1/10, at least in my opinion, when the type of people who could get enjoyment out of it just can not through blatant incompetence. Like a fan-service show where the fan-service is ugly. A drama where the drama isn’t compelling at all. A plot-driven show where the plot is garbage.

The premise or 'scenario' of this show is "Girl had a crush on a guy in high school, and at their reunion she finds out he’s become a priest. He then makes her become his bride". So she gets taken advantage of by the guy she liked growing up (don’t even lie to me that that isn’t a Fantasy of Women). The entire show is based on how it can cater to fantasies. For this, the porn is decent, the art is attractive, there is definitely a type of audience that’s likes stuff like 50 Shades/Twilight/other shoujo manga where this sort of plot/characters appeals to. A 5/10 is more appropriate, but I'm so happy that a show like this, which is of a relatively niche genre exists at all that I give it a personal 10/10.

If someone is going to be mad that so many of those fantasies involve a man being so overtaken by lust for the female character that he fucks that young lady hard and rough, my purely hypothetical and fictional friend who exists in this review only as method of writing in the first tense and not as a real person, whom I respect immensely and would never call a female dog, if anyone is angry about rape fantasies, they are gonna be mad at a lot of women, and this anime isn't for them, but it's for all those women who bought 50 Shades of Grey, who, also, I will never dream of insulting in a humorous way.

This anime is 10/10. I hope you enjoyed my good pure and friendly review of Souryo to Majiwaru Shikiyoku no Yoru ni...

(This is a review of both Episode 0 and Episode 1 of Fuzzy Lips, although they are listed separately on MAL.)

Fuzzy Lips is utterly fantastic and I recommend it to everyone, especially other women. Hentai is full of quirks that… bother me particularly as a woman who likes men, but Fuzzy Lips is perfection. The male lead is cute, which we all know is something that hentai lacks, the dicks are great, and in my opinion the fetish material appeals greatly to women. It’s my personal all-time favourite hentai OVA. Put out by Pashmina, animated by Studio 1st, the studio also responsible for Junjou Shoujo ... Et Cetera, Ane Kyun, Otome Hime and Mokkai Shiyo, and are one of the best studio animating hentai. I rate it a 10 among hentai, and unironically rate it a 9 alongside other anime. I rate it higher than anime that are probably more objectively quality like Cardcaptor Sakura or Fate/Zero, but hear me out.

Objective ‘quality’ doesn’t interest me as much as it seems to interest other reviewers and critics of anime.The thing I look for is… longevity. Or more accurately ‘how much I think about an anime after watching it’. The reasons someone thinks about a show is entirely subjective, from story elements that appeal to you more than it would anyone else, or an unique art-style that you can’t get anywhere else. Do I just think about Fuzzy Lips so much because it’s just a perfect combination of fetishes I adore and can’t get effort of, with an art style that is everything I want in a hentai, along with the annexing all the little quirks of hentai that turn me off a show? Probably. God damn it’s so great. The leads are adorable, the art style is that perfect mix of adorable and mature, and the animation is stellar.

The plot is simple, I won’t go on and on about how ‘but this has a plot!’ as if that means anything or makes a hentai better. A male teacher and a trouble maker school girl student are in a relationship. The girl has an abandonment issues that they overcome while sleeping together. Many of it’s sex scenes are school-based exhibitionist–fucking secretly in the school bathroom, on the roof, in the school yard, and in a Ferris wheel. Male teacher/female student is a great fetish dynamic, particularly one with a cute male character. That’s one of the little quirks of hentai that this avoids so wonderfully. Typically if there’s a male teacher, expect Fat Ugly Old Man Number 312. That meme (http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/127/371/c77.png) , I’m sure you’ve seen it, is entirely accurate for a reason.

Another one is in particular is what I like to call ‘shit dick’. Which yeah dicks are darker than the rest of the body but it’s like… why not just do the best of everyone. Imagine having the grossest more torn up roast beef vagina in a hentai. No thank you. Don’t make me suffer through shit dick! Which is just a lead in for me to say that the uncensored dicks in Fuzzy Lips are… appealing. I think it has some of the best blowjob scenes in hentai.

I unironically adore this fucking hentai so much I made a fucking AMV out of it. I wasted my time doing that and only grew to appreciate the animation, art style and designs more. Watch Fuzzy Lips, it’s fantastic.

Review on my blog: https://trashonthecurb.wordpress.com/2017/09/01/fuzzy-lips-furueru-kuchibiru-a-pornographic-adult-anime-review/

Never underestimate how enjoyable a simple story can be.

Iizuka Senpai x Blazer the Animation is as simple and sweet as possible. A girl who loves a boy shows off her new school uniform, complete with the eponymous blazer, to him. It’s the sweetest vanilla story with fucking under literal covers.

The animation is by T-Rex, a studio well known for great hentai animation. Even it’s simplistic characters designs are alluring. Over-designed characters are one of the overarching problems I have with anime as a whole, especially hentai. With hentai, the simple and classic character designs help with eroticizing characters as archetypes.

The color and art design is ... extremely well done. Nipples in some hentai are a personal pet peeve of mine, and this hentai hits it on the head perfectly. The perfect mix of softness and… let’s say ‘pinchabilty’. The sort of wooden or chocolate aesthetic is very charming.

One downside is the length — a short one episode hentai coming in at just under sixteen minutes. Personally, I don’t find it to be that horrible of a thing, a much greater sin would be to prolong something with bad pacing and padding. Short and sweet things are one of life’s greatest joys.

Review on my blog: https://trashonthecurb.wordpress.com/2017/07/20/iizuka-senpai-x-blazer-the-animation-a-pornographic-adult-anime-review/

After… The Animation is a high school drama between a group of friends where everything revolves around sex. So, somewhat like real high school I guess. A girl is in love with her brother, there’s two love triangles, and secrets abound. And someone fucks a teacher. It’s got all the teen high school drama tropes.

The animation quality veers into somewhat hilariously… awkward, notably in the first episode, but remains consistently serviceable during most of it, especially in sex scenes, so they knew where their efforts should be focused. The second episode is significantly better in both animation and direction.

Aesthetically pleasing, with nice character designs, a ... nice colour palette, and uncensored, which is always a plus with hentai.

It’s Degrassi: The Hentai, I think. I never watched Degrassi, but it’s the most generic high school drama I can think of. “What are you going to do after graduation” is the question, and the source of the title. The characters are trying to sort themselves out, along with all the dramas of their interpersonal relationships as graduation lingers.

It’s vanilla, with no fetish scenes so enduring that you’d write home about them. There’s an outdoors scene I guess, a character who’s doing porn and apparently into ‘rape play’.

It’s a fairly generic hentai, although I did fine it enjoyable seeing characters in a teen drama actually fuck on screen. Step it up, Degrassi. If something average with fun generic teen school drama is up your valley, check it out.

Review on my blog: https://trashonthecurb.wordpress.com/2017/04/04/after-the-animation-a-pornographic-adult-anime-review/

MoMoKo is a fantastic little love story, but I’m not sure if it’s sufficiently erotic. There’s a sort of music video and Hollywood film sexuality and lust to it, but that leads it away from showing the disgusting and lewd side of fucking–never a cock or a clit to be seen. It’s the same problem I had with Tenkousei, and I just as conflict here as I was there.

The difference between live action porn and “artistic” renditions of sex in Hollywood films is the vague nature. Hentai combines the two so perfectly and erotically–it’s one of it’s true and distinct strengths. MoMoKo is stuck in ... the Hollywood film version of sex. It uses really pointed and sensual imagery, the vivid light of entry is much more tasteful and subtle than the x-ray of anatomy of current hentai, and a very “music video” imaginary of a rushing waterfall for cumming, but I can’t shake the feeling that it lacks the needed filth of pornography.

Other than that, it’s fun and sexy, that sort of a lighthearted fantasy seduction that one would call love-making unironically, although it does have a rather out of place "rape as comedy" bit for a side character. It's the story of a sweet aspiring actress who has no qualms about her sexuality, and thinks of herself as the Japanese Marilyn Monroe, as she attaches herself to and ends up falling in love with a salaryman. The animation and art design are pleasant and competent, but it’s age is definitely visible.

For me, it works as a romance with sex, but I’m not sure if it works as porn. I do highly recommend it though.

Review on my blog: https://trashonthecurb.wordpress.com/2017/02/01/momoko-a-pornographic-adult-anime-review/

Remember those ‘motion comics’ they use to make? Where they take the frame of a comic and seemingly just edit it to make it appear animated? And it always looks… wrong? They’ve been made for Watchmen, Astonishing X-Men, and Iron Man — and in 2007 they made one for a hentai.

Except, not only does it carry all the flaws of the halfhearted animation of “motion comics”, they take the lacklustre production value of hentai and don’t even animated simple things like lips.

If you’ve ever been bothered or annoyed by Queen Bee animation standards, this is the next level of hell. It doesn’t even have a ... professional standards of colouring or line-art. This might as well be a cheap visual novel with some limited fake animation.

The story is relevantly fine, the music hilarious (reminds me of JRPG battle music in some places), and the fetishes are mild. Unless you jack off to jiggling tits with the Photoshop morph tool, skip this.

Review on my blog: https://trashonthecurb.wordpress.com/2016/12/03/offside-girl-a-pornographic-adult-anime-review/

Vanilla Essence is mostly about concealed sex — the act of hiding and having sex in a somewhat public place. Which is a great and underappreciated fetish, in my opinion at least. And a trade focusing on it from a master of hentai manga like Yamatogawa certainly gives it the respect it deserves.

That concealed sex fetish and young vanilla heterosexual love are the two things that tie this set of nine short stories together. All the characters are students, and all of them are either in love or lust with each other. From a character who ventures into the world of voyeurism on fellow students ... and meets a kindred perverted spirit, to two swimmers who hide and mess around in a pool.

This omnibus of stories was localised by Project Hentai — but not the Project Hentai that was seen in the past. These stories are beautifully uncensored, with higher paper quality and coloured pages than a lot of their previous books. It pretty much a direct response to their competitor FAKKU. Although it doesn’t strive for the absolute one to one comparison with the Japanese release that FAKKU seems to. The more economical nature of Project-H’s books never bothers me though, the biggest highlight of it is the uncensored art. God bless that uncensored art. The only issue to have with this release, I believe, in that typesetting is somewhat dull and routine. I suppose being spoilt by the creativity and flourish of fan projects has it’s downsides.

Yamatogawa is truly a master. His art is mature but cute. Hairless tight vaginas and huge cocks. His art is absolute full of expression, and his background full of detail. This isn’t a book you’ll regret picking up. It’s erotic but sweet, lewd but loving — the very best of vanilla hentai.

Review on my blog: https://trashonthecurb.wordpress.com/2016/11/25/vanilla-essence-a-pornographic-adult-manga-review/

[This is a review of the first two episodes as of 5/11/16]

Can you spoil hentai? What if the main fetish that the hentai is pandering to kind of spoiler for how the hentai plays out? Should I speak as vaguely as possible about hentai to avoid it? Oh well fuck it.

This could be a gateway hentai for some people—a passage into some darker elements. This definitely isn’t made or targeted toward vanilla fans though, but the first episode isn't extreme enough (it isn't Euphoria for instance) to turn off any fans looking for a first dip into gangbang rape blackmail mindbreak and can live through ... some light watersports and ugly men. It was fun and degenerate, with the second episode being a highlight.

The very least you can say about Queen Bee as a studio is that they try to maintain the art style of the manga they are adapting, so the art style is cute and clean. Although it's hard to count that as either a positive or a compliment considering that it seems to be more out of laziness than for a desire of quality. After all, it's Queen Bee, a studio that uses stretch and skew in lieu of actual animating movement.

Sometimes Queen Bee's methods even does an okay job of emulating actual animation, but it's never good enough to fully make you forget that the product you're watching is subpar.

But man, mindbreak is such a weird concept for a fetish.

Most of the time it's 'rape you for five minutes until you start to like it and then end up begging for it'. I suppose it's negates some of the feeling of guilt from fapping to a rape played completely straight. Maybe it's a weird combination of that bimbofication fetish people have too. And why is so much of it ugly old men?! This isn’t a judgement of this fetish, because I enjoy it lightly too. I even enjoyed it in this hentai.

If you want to try something a little bit darker, or enjoy molestation, mindbreak or blackmail in porn and don’t mind the budget quality of Queen Bee, give this a shot.

Review on my blog: https://trashonthecurb.wordpress.com/2016/11/04/pinkerton-a-pornographic-adult-anime-review/

If you like huge oversized tits, an art style that rather passable, okay sex but little to no story to connect to, this is a hentai for you.

It's not bad, but it's extremely shallow. Which is fine, if huge oversized tits are your fetish, have fun, you're about the only to whom this is recommendable. It's pretty much Cowtits: the Hentai. The sex and the positions they have it in isn't interesting or particularly well animated, and the positions just 'appear' as opposed to seeing the characters being animated getting into them. Which is extremely unsatisfying.

The first episode is the best. A childhood friend ... consoles a friend after he is rejected by letting him touch her breasts (realism), and he loses control. There's a few decent segments, and it's the sex is rough though still fairly vanilla in flavour. Flawed and dull but inoffensive. But then we get the second episode.

The second episode is fairly bad--and a lot more extreme. Piss, an absolutely pointless NTR/rape fantasy spot are both entirely unnecessary and out of place with the first episode. It has all the problems of the first episode (dull, unsatisfying animation) with none of it's perks.

The conclusion is, "if all you want is absolutely huge cowtits, this is for you. For anyone else, it's simply not worth it."

Review on my blog: https://trashonthecurb.wordpress.com/2016/09/22/chichiiro-toiki-a-pornographic-adult-anime-review/