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"My mother, sister... All of us are hardcore sluts. We're a family of sluts!"

Story: The women from Souma family are all hypersexual sluts. While her husband is away on business trips, Mitsuko brings men into her house and have all kinds of orgies together with her daughters. Half of the second episode is about the other daughter, Souko, a company manager who's teaching all of the sex-related ropes to the new employee, Naoko.

Art: Kei Mizuryu needs no introductions, he's a God in the art of drawing sluts and Queen Bee made an alright job in adapting his artstyle. There's the ocasional VERY WEIRD hand or ... toe here and there, but overall it looks good, if not too rough around the edges. Animation, on the other hand, it's awful (as to be expected from Queen Bee): the loops are stiff because of the technology they use (i-motion or something like that) and the transitions are very rough, since they follow the doujin way too thoroughly and don't know what to do when there's a sudden transition (which is normal in manga, but it just ruins the flow in animations). Angles are great.

Sound: The female voices are great and all fit very well. Male voices are also good and don't get too much in the way. Sound effects are very good (especially the flesh sounds), although just a bit loud sometimes. Soundtrack is great, mostly eletro/dance, which caught me by surprise since it's not what you usually hear on these, but a good surprise nonetheless, as it worked really well.

Character: I actually quite liked the characters. Mitsuko, as much of a slut she is, still have her cute and motherly moments. Kurumi is also cute on her own way, always getting teased by her mother and trying to hold back her sexual urges, to then just give it up and blame on her "slutty genes". We don't get to see much out of the two other sisters (Sayoko and Souko) in this part the adaptation covered, which is a bummer, since Sayoko is quite the hottie herself. There's a little focus on some male characters, but most of them are faceless whenever it's a group—and I really like that. The ones that actually have a face are all alright, nothing particular to say about them but hey, at least they're normal—and that's already more than I can say about most hentai men out there.

Enjoyment: I actually liked it more than I thought I would. As much as it is a very dirty show, it feels very lighthearted for some reason. I love the humor too, it gave some good two or three chuckles and that's no easy task to do. Episode two gets a bit slow and I wasn't much a fan of the office part, but it's far from bad. The only thing that really gets in the way is the animation, really.

Overall: Go ahead if you like sluts and/or group sex. You'll either have a good wank or keep wondering why this didn't fall on T-Rex hands like Mizuryuu Kei Land did.

"From this moment on, my naughty virgin cow pussy is about to get messed up!"

Story: Senmu and Shachou are two fat bastards desperately trying to find a cute oblivious girl to work as their company's mascot and help with publicity. Already at the end of their ropes, they meet Nana-chan, a cute chubby waitress, who accepts the job offer in hopes of eventually becoming a celebrity and start living the good life. After trying on her cow outfit, she runs her mouth suggesting something a little bit sexier and end up being persuaded into shooting an adult video as an ad for the company, thinking ... it's her first test to the world of fame.

Art: The artstyle and lines look amazing on the girl, but everything else is simple and bland. Animation kind of works when it works, most of time is downright bad and way too stiff (lip synch in particular). One or maybe two good angles, most of them are completely trash—unless you like staring in the ass of an old fat motherfucker. There's also a lot of weird looped cuts with nothing in the background, almost as if there was supposed to be something there and they forgot to add (although some do have more than one angle)... or the animators screwed up the aspect ratio and then just zoomed out to fix it... or maybe the director just woke up that morning and thought he'd be the Michael Bay of black backgrounds.

Sound: Voices are horrible, Nana's too high pitched and annoying and the ugly bastards sound exactly what they look like they sound, which honestly, wouldn't be too much of a bother if they'd ever shut the fuck up. Sound effects are unexpectedly fucking good and I hate it, as it seems so difficult to find a hentai with some half decent sound effects and natural-sounding sloppy... flesh... uh... beating, I guess—you know, that good ol' *plap plap plap*. There's no music at all besides the ending credits, which is a recycled song that was also used on Shiawase nara Niku wo Morou.

Character: Nana's quite hot and cute, but has the personality of a wet piece of cardboard. The other two characters are fat old fucks desperate to get their hands on a young girl and that's double the enough reason for me to feel like shooting them in the face—or myself—with a 12ga.

Enjoyment: It drags. It drags so much and I think the biggest reasons are the disgusting pig never shutting up throughout the whole thing while I try to get off, the uncomfortable lack of sounds or music and the never-ending white transitions everywhere all the time, which sometimes feel like an eternity and always kills the pacing.

Overall: There's nothing here besides the cute girl, but even then she's really not worth the hassle, just look up some GIFs on Google and call it a day. But I mean, if you do like fat old men, I think maybe I would recommend hanging yourself. And as always, "if fapping a lot made you feel hungry, please go to Oxhorn for some meat and fill your bellies until you're satisfied as well"!

"I'll remember the slutty witch who died while drowning in her carnal desires."

Story: Japan's largest abandoned city, Amidahara. The protagonist, Rikurou, is "saved" by the Steel Witch Annerose, by being killed and resurrected as her vampire servant. He meets Miki, a girl trying to find her missing brother and decides to accept her request on his own. And so it starts the quest to get Miki to Aishwarya Ray while dealing with Mayfeng's clan (Annerose's archrival), in hope to find the answers she seeks. After the second episode, the story gets rushed and thrown all around the place, so even though there's a little plot ... twist, it's honestly not really worth it paying attention to. The last episode can be kind of freaky if you're not used to this kind of stuff, so feel free to skip it if you're just a casual degenerate, as it doesn't add nothing meaningful really (besides a very lacking conclusion, if you can even call it that), but, if you hate the protagonist as much as I do, it's gonna be the best part of it – out of sheer spite.

Art: Overall great art. The girl's muscle lines looked very well done, especially. A weird body part frame here and there (Annerose feet looked horrible around the 17 minute mark on Episode #4, like they were totally broken), some characters didn't look very good at distance, but that's generally to be expected, nothing too bad anyway. Animation is very well done. There are the occasional bad angles, but most of them are great.

Sound: Rikurou's voice is terrible and the fact he won't ever shut up annoyed me to no end. The girls sound good. Sound effects are a bit too artificial and splashy. Music is pretty good and fitting. OP sounds awesome.

Character: Rikurou's that weird combination of pathetic loser + desperate creep who's only a chick magnet for plot reasons. He'll stutter and go "EEEHHHH!?" everytime a girl says something even mildly sexual, but will still take advantage and rape a girl whenever he has a chance (while also running his mouth talking shit during the whole thing). Half of the girls are amazing and the other half it's just alright, forgettable of course, but their designs more than make up for it (Annerose looks especially good her high heels).

Enjoyment: The story didn't interest me one bit and the dialogues sounded like they were A.I. generated. What I was actually looking forward the most was Mayfeng's scene, but they just rushed it all in a 20 seconds sequence, while giving her a gangbang with the single most disgusting guys in the whole thing.

Overall: All in all, art and animation ultimately carried the show, although almost barely. Maybe worth it if you're a Taimanin fan or will be just skipping through the scenes, but unfortunately not much else to it.

"The source of our power, your semen, is stored in *deez* balls."

Story: Tomohiro, a random loser, gets suck into Euniphonia, a RPG world where his semen has the power to significantly boost the magical power of female heroes. After being summoned by the two beauties, Alice and Frey, he accepts the humble request to become their husband and spray them with his cum. They ultimately form a party with four more girls and while facing an issue in one of their heroic adventures, the girls have the brilliant idea of using clone magic to split Tomohiro into three (so he can bang the other girls ... and "won't count as cheating", I guess) so everyone can have some "training" together.

Art: I wouldn't say I'm a fan of the art, but it certainly has some charm about it. Animation is very good (I really liked the shiny magic spells). A lot of the angles and positions are great, but some of them could really use a slightly better "camera" placement.

Sound: Very good voices. Sound effects are great. Soundtrack is good, mostly lighthearted and very energetic during the climaxes.

Character: Could be the haircut, but I don't like the protagonist. Although so generic it almost hurts, the girls are alright and I liked the variety enough, but you won't find much in the way of personality besides being down bad sluts craving for "magic semen".

Enjoyment: Besides the casual nudity, the actual sex feels too few for too far in between (barely 17 minutes for a 32-ish minutes OVA, which is barely half), although I didn't mind much the homage cliché scenarios from old RPG's, which I find pretty funny.

Overall: Maybe with a different protagonist and a better focus on the sex it could've been something much bigger to me. Still, it's definitely worth a watch.

"It's a sensation that can only be experienced by two futanaris."

Story: More futanari action, this time focusing on two new characters, Chie and Ellen. In the first episode they're taking a trip to the Manra Hot Springs, where they'll soon find out that things are not quite what it seems and uncover the dark secrets Chie is hiding under the covers of the spring's festival. The second episode revolves around Elen, an international exchange tech students that has a thing for hacking everyone's "FaceBukkakke" (yeah) accounts she happens to take an interest to. She falls in love with the girl's pictures and decides she will ... not leave them alone (and release them of their "dick girl play gear") until they participate in her "competition" and have a little bit of fun.

Art: The art and animation do seem a little better in this one, but nothing too out of the ordinary. Some angles look awesome, but I feel like most of them could use a little zoom-out. For some reason I also feel like most of the budget went to Elen's boobs, because they look DIVINE.

Sound: Voices are still good. Sound effects are a bit less splashy. Soundtrack is still cheerful and jazzy. The ED song is still the same, but I really like it.

Character: I loved the new characters, especially Elen. Chie is your "ara ara~" shrine maiden and Elen is a delicious chocolate-skinned american hacker (and man, american flag bikinis are one of my biggest weaknesses).

Enjoyment: It certainly is an improvement from the first one, if not by the new characters alone. Here's hoping there's way more to *cum* (haha...).

Overall: Although I do enjoy this one a lot more than the first, it feels a bit lacking to give it a solid 8 and I can't give a 7.5 on MAL, so I'm going with 7. But trust me, it's really worth it and a must-watch if you like futas. "Glory to all futanaris, right?"

"When you stir my pussy... my penis feels it too!"

Story: Akane, a regular girl, joins the school's futa club for some reason. Then they all fuck, that's it. This one is more focused on its comedy than story.

Art: Nothing really caught my eye about the art, but it is pretty solid. Animation is good enough. Kind of disappointed with the variety of positions and the angles, which were mostly very closed-up and almost always moving. Some anatomy and body parts look very wrong in some scenes, like Sumika's stomach inflation by the end of the second episode.

Sound: The voices are good, with almost all of ... them being quite high-pitched, probably to contrast the cute girl image with the monster cocks. Sound effects are good, although excessively splashy sometimes. The soundtrack is killer, very jazzy, I LOVE it. The ending song is also pretty good.

Character: I liked Aya and Sumika, but felt the rest of the girls to be a bit boring. Still, together they all do make up for an interesting enough and balanced cast.

Enjoyment: To be honest, it'd be just another generic hentai for me if not for the comedy (and female monster cocks, of course). They make fun of the bizarre situations and totally embrace it, like Mao passing out while having a boner because her dick is big enough to cause her anemia. I've had a laugh 2 or 3 times while watching it and that's more I can say about most comedy anime I've tried.

Overall: I give this one a "LAKE MONSTER NESSIE!" out of 10.

"But I'm the St. Breast."

Story: Four stories revolving around highschool students and their affairs. The first one is about an excited girl going to a karaoke with her friends and some guys, then embarrassingly meeting one of her club's colleagues. The second one is about a weird girl who has a thing for sweaty guys and their scent. Third one is about a guy who ends up sleeping until late at school and catching his tomboy captain having a skinny dip in the school's pool. Fourth and last, a Monster Hunter player gets help from two horny girls to help him mend his broken heart ... after feeling sorry for him.

Art: I like the art style quite a lot. Animation is very good for 2013's standards and I LOVED the girl's facial expressions. The angles are outstanding.

Sound: The voices sound very good. Sound effects aren't the best, either too low or too loud at times and very splashey, but never bad enough to bother me. Soundtrack is the usual melodic highschool cliché, which it's not bad, I just don't care about it (although there was a eletro song played twice that I really liked).

Character: I loved the girls, they're all hot and have funny personalities. The guys on the other hand, are literally the same boring-ass (and sometimes pathetic, like the one being all sad only because he thinks the girl he likes is only fucking him because of his sweat smell [??]) fucking character, with the only difference being the hair color and even then two of them have the same haircut (hell, they even sound pretty much like each other).

Enjoyment: Very enjoyable. The guys sure are a turn-off, but the girls and the animation totally make up for it. Would extra recommend for tomboy fans.

Overall: A 2013's gem.

"I, Maria, like always, shall... There, there. Shall do this for you."

Story: Best way to relax after a tiring day at work? Letting you loyal maid take care of your every need.

Art: Everything feels very clean, fresh and the artstyle is quite unique. CG is absolutely seamless and the very few weird frames are way too overweighted by the sheer amount of different outstanding angles to ever become the slightest bother.

Sound: MC is not voiced, and that's always a triple plus to me. Maria voice sounds great and fits her character very well. Sound effects are quite good, although mostly overshadowed by Maria's screams and ... moans (which I think are just a bit too loud). No idea if that was the intention, but having no music throughout the whole thing (besides the credit's, which is pretty good for what it's worth) makes the experience all the more relaxing and comforting.

Character: Again, nothing on the MC's side (besides not being a fat bastard, which is always an accomplishment nowadays), just how I like it. Maria's great. She's beautiful, calm, loving and everything else a maid should strive to be, hitting the maid trope right in the nail.

Enjoyment: I simply loved this from beginning to end, especially the POV scenes. A both sexy and relaxing show. One of vanilla's finest.

Overall: The very pinnacle of maid hentai.

"Yuuta... I'll come back to you once I'm satisfied... I promise. But for now... I'm sorry..."

Story: One year ago while being unable to see her boyfriend Yuuta, Natsuha gives in and "get physical" with Oda, a guy from her class who's rumoured to already have banged half the girls from school. As she gets more and more satisfaction from the guy she used to ignore while her boyfriend struggles to keep up with her pace, what was supposed to be a one-night stand will turn into a "fuck buddy" realationship behind Yuuta's back.

Art: The art is exceptional, animation is real smooth and the angles are ... outstanding. Still, there IS the ocasional weird angle here and there (at 02:26 Yuuta looks like he's straight outta Invader Zim) and studio T-Rex's exaggerated brightness.

Sound: Although the males don't talk much, I'm definitely not a fan of their voices. Natsuha's works I guess, but sound very generic. Sound effects are not good at all, way too sloshy with not much else to it. Soundtrack works, cliché ambient music that you will barely even notice being played.

Character: Yuuta is a precocious virgin retard. Oda's a disgusting fake blond shitskin. Natsuha looks cute and is overall not too bad, but you can just say she's a slut and call it a day so why bother.

Enjoyment: It's painfully weird watching Yuuta trying to fuck a girl, and just disgusting watching Oda doing it while trashtalking. The ending also felt very pathetic, with Natsuha just giving up the little dignity she had left and making up excuses on her own mind to make her feel better. The dumb kid also never finds out.

Overall: *Sigh* It's NTR. The same plots, the same tropes. It does look good, though.

"Humans possess a high fertility rate. They exist to impregnate the elves."

Story: It's literally Kyonyuu Princess Saimin's plot with a different skin. Medieval fantasy setting, random girl gives a random poor guy an item able to mind-control, and asks him to bring down the royal family by fucking them all silly. This time taking place in the Kingdom of Agraliel, a monarch elven nation in which the protagonist is looked down upon for being a human.

Art: As expected from studio T-Rex, animation is retardly well-done. The art also looks gorgeous most of time, but unfortunately it's easy to see how they only focus on the ... main girls and don't put nearly as much effort on the backgrounds and secondary characters (the villagers on the second episode especially, all look fucking horrible). Great angles.

Sound: Very good voices. Sound effects are awful, literally water sloshing around. The music is what you'd expect from a medieval ambience setting, pretty generic.

Character: The girls don't have anything in the way of personality, besides being all cock-starved cumdumps. Your usual lusty witch, aggressive knight, (flaming hot) MILF queen and generic as all hell tsundere princess. The protagonist did his job, but he looks fucking stupid with his haircut and, I don't have a single idea why, but that quite bothered me.

Enjoyment: Episode 1 dragged a bit. Episode 2 was a little spicier with the exhibitionism, but still pretty stale. It was never good enough to hook my attention, but also never bad enough that the animation couldn't carry. I found the idea of a magical infinite stamina ring pretty neat, though.

Overall: All in all, some generic ctrl+c ctrl+v "Kyonyuu" but hey, if you're only here for the sex and visuals you couldn't have asked for a better one to start the year.