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This project seems like a surreal, highly coordinated, and well-funded attempt to marginally annoy people.

Imagine your favorite movie. Now imagine that the studio that created it decides to rerelease a new version of it. Now suppose that the only thing they do is replace about 10% of the best scenes with weird 2000’s cgi versions of the previous scenes.

Is the movie completely ruined? Not completely, no.
Did any of the changes improve the movie in any sense? No.
Is there any benefit at all in seeing this 2.0 version? No.
Can you still watch and enjoy the original? Yes

It’s such a strange decision to replace some of ... the best traditionally animated scenes in such an iconic movie with very out-of-place Shrek-era CG, it’s so jarring. I rewatched the original to see which scenes were so ‘bad’ that they needed replacing, and of course they all look fine and mesh well with the original film. Again, the decision to make this version is so strange and baffling.

Obviously watch the original version, this is the easiest recommendation ever. Superior in every way.

They can animate in vivid detail several minutes of gore, dismemberment, and drool-rape, but can't be bothered to draw a single smooch.

I've never seen a story so drawn out for such kindergarten-level morality. Yeah, killing is bad, but you can still bonk people on the head if they're wilin.

7 movies in, and I don't even really understand what the heck the Ghostbusters even DO. How do they get paid? Are they working with the cops? The lady talks with the detective frequently, so why don't they ever get involved?

Why stabby-lady chomp off her own thumb-thumb when we established that she can "kill" a lock with ... nothing but her fingernails or a ruler?

I've never seen such wasted potential. Cool characters designs, but given nothing to do. Just silly people doing silly things for silly reasons.

Pretty drawings, but that's about it.

This makes me want to take 10 deadly marijuanas and die.