Nov 17, 2020
--This review is a joke--
So my friend recommended me this anime and uh...
I want to die.
So the anime starts off with this guy called Makoto Itou, he's your generic virgin high school boy wanting to get a girlfriend and there was this girl who rides the same train he goes on to school with him everyday named Kotonoha Katsura and oh my fucking god what did she do to deserve this cruel fate.
As time passes, he starts to get interested in her because she beautiful and she likes books and thats quite literally it.
And wow, coincidentally when he got into his new class this
...
girl Sekai Saionji that sits next to him for whatever fucking reason just decides to help him get along with Kotonoha simply because she saw him looking at a picture of Kotonoha he took on the train to school and she just "likes" to watch other love birds getting all lovey dovey together.
As for characters, first off we got Makoto, ah yes... Makoto, a guy that apparently has some weird fucking super power that makes every single girl in the main cast of this anime wanting to have a taste of his DICK, and to top it off he's a total dickhead of an asshole but is also a huge chad at the same time, He gets pussies left and right and the girls literally know that he's cheating on each of them they still be like "ok bro sure whatever".
His first girlfriend was Kotonoha because Sekai was their wing man and she hooked them up together but then the dude just ditches her cause having a girlfriend is tiring. After that, he goes to Sekai and everytime a person asks him "Hey did you break up with Kotonoha" and he'd be like "Yes" when obviously HE'S A FUCKING PUSSY AND NEVER ASKED HER TO BREAK UP WITH HIM DIRECTLY. And then after Sekai, he cheats on her by fucking his friend back in junior high and then Sekai's best friend and then has a threesome with 3 bitches that are friends with the bitch who is his friend from junior high because they wanted to know what his dick is like wow so fucking interesting bro but like why the fuck do you even care and blah blah blah the torture just keeps going on and on and on for a whole 11 episodes.
Sekai, well... She reminds me of a character of an amazing anime I've seen in the past with her looks but that doesn't matter and the same is with Makoto as well and I honestly feel disgusted seeing him looking like a character I love so much from an anime. Her personality, well, she's a straight up bitch, she just wanted attention so she helped Makoto get along with Kotonoha.
Kotonoha, I'll just type this short and clear:
Best girl (Well not really for me but whatever).
Other characters, you don't need to mind cause they never mattered, they exist to be fucking sex partners to Makoto.
Taisuke's just a fucking animal he isn't that significant.
I'm writing this review at 12 AM so.. I'll just skip to the end.
The ending. I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF SO FUCKING HARD SEEING THE ENDING LIKE BRUH LMFAO.
so yea school days good anime id give it a 10/10.
there might be grammar errors or watever error but idc cuz this is a joke review and like bruh typing in caps is tiring also yes ik this is suppose to be an equivalent example of what real life school life would be like but this is again, a joke review.
Reviewer’s Rating: 7
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