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There are not enough words in the English language that can describe how beautiful Inferno Cop is.

I know what you might be thinking, this doesn't look like your average anime. You might be wondering how an adult swim cartoon ended up on MAL but let me tell you, Inferno Cop is a true work of art. A masterpiece. Please don't let its art style deter you from watching one of the most beautiful creation known to mankind.

Story: 10
Its obvious that this anime is making fun of every anime cliché out there. Every episode follows at least one anime cliché in the 3-4 minutes the episode ... lasts, and that's what I love so much about Inferno Cop. Inferno Cop is pretty much a parody making fun of parodies.

Art: 10
Others might not dig it, but I personally loved the art style. The art itself was done on purpose because its supposed to be funny. All of it is supposed to be funny. You self titled elitists better cut this anime some slack because this anime was not meant to be taken seriously!

Sound: 10
I'm almost positive that the same guy voiced all the characters. I don't know, I didn't really pay attention to the credits. Some of the voices were funny, meanwhile others were kinda serious sounding but I couldn't take it seriously.

Character: 10
Inferno Cop is the best damn hero out there. You shounen fanboys best pay your respects to the best hero of all time, because he can certainly wipe the floor with all of those so called heros!

Enjoyment: 10
Of course I enjoyed this piece of art! Not only did Inferno Cop keep me on the edge of my seat from all the raw action, it also made me shed a few tears from the sad moments it had. What happened to HellFire Boy was so ironic that I cried tears of real sadness and I also laughed my ass off. Mecha Cop made me cry real tears of pain because they were the most iconic duo. :(

Overall: 10
A wonderful experience all around. I wonder when I will find another show as beautiful as this.

I need to clear my browsing history but before I do that, let me review this manga. This contains some spoilers, but why.... would that matter.... you shouldn't be reading this. Please don't read this. Nobody should read this. The images I have seen are permanently stored into my brain and I will never forget them. Remember that anime that has been sitting in your "Plan To Watch" section of your anime list that has been there for 2 months? Go watch that instead of reading this.

Run down: Now here we got Mai Chan, a maid, who is also an immortal slave. People come ... by and do some horrid, and I mean HORRID things to her. She never catches a break because the next pervert with fucked up fantasies always comes through to torture the poor child.

Story: I give this a 2. Why might you ask? Because the story was dreadful. Just think of a 17 year old girl who is immortal and constantly gets raped, stabbed, tortured in every way possible, oh and she was bit by a fucking tiger. In the vagina. So there's that. I have never seen anything as foul as what goes down in this manga..... Just describing it makes me sick. I'm not going to. That poor baby...... I want to crawl into a cave and watch as many anime's with moe characters as possible to forget what I have read in the past 40 minutes.

Art: 6/10. Wasn't bad....... Everything, and I mean EVERYTHING, was detailed.

Characters: 4/10. I felt super bad for Mai Chan and I kinda cared about that Sayurin girl because she also suffered like Mai Chan. The other characters were kinda there like the mistress lady, I wanted to kick her ass for real. She is an emotionless witch. The others were kinda backgroundish.

Enjoyment: 1/10: Obviously, this wasn't targeted to me as I'm not really a fan of guro so its no surprise I didn't enjoy reading any of this. Frankly, I'm disturbed. Disgusted. Horrified. Scared that the FBI is going to bust down my door for having this in my search history. Yeah, you probably get it.

Overall: 2/10:

- I wrote this at 3am so beware -
You know that itchy feeling you get when you dont wipe your asscrack well enough? This is how I'd describe the experience of watching this shit. I wanted to drag my ass on the carpet just to get rid of that feeling. You see, I am a anime watcher. An average one at that. I'd like to give any anime a chance, no matter how terrible it is. Maybe I'll find that one redeeming quality in it that everybody else overlooked.

You see, this OVA is a crime to mankind. Its offensive to nature and to the eyes ... first and foremost. That CG looked cheap, I swear the person who animated this atrocity was obviously trying to cut costs. I know its made in 2004 but do you know how many visually pleasing animes that exist in that time? There is no excuse. My poor eyes need to be washed in bleach to forget the image of that horrible CG squid.

Speaking of squid, why the absolute fuck are there random ass squid chilling in the sky? Is this actually the plot of this OVA or did I miss something completely different? The authors had the balls to add in that cute little confession that one girl told the commander and they had the audacity to add in a flashback to make things more dramatic and it fell flat because absolutely NOTHING IS EXPLAINED. Then you got some girls in revealing suits with their asses nearly hanging out fighting in mecha suits to attack the giant sky squid. Okay, okay. I just wanted to die at this point.

The opening song wasnt bad but the song wasn't really rememberable. I didn't catch the ending because as I saw the end credits I nearly body slammed the x button, I didn't want to see anymore. Voice acting was just...... No. Just no man.
Now, the characters- I didn't catch their names but who cares right? They were dull, nothing about them was rememberable. That's all I gotta say on that.
How would I rate the enjoyment of this? Negative infinity out of 10.

You see, this anime has been brought to my attention because of how low the rating is and how many describe it to be the worst anime on the planet. Now let me tell you, there was a bone in my body that actually thought that everybody was exaggerating. Boy was I wrong.

Story: 1/10
Look, the story was rushed and confusing. You got three girls fighting fighting these martians things, the fighting was anti climatic, boom now you got a boy in a technology suit fighting all the martians with the 3 girls. Whatever.

Art: 1/10
This anime has below average art. For an anime that ... was made in 2005, I expected a little more. The animation was choppy, low budget, and the effects were super cheap looking. The characters facial expressions looked derpy, especially that one girl who's head was blown off. Speaking of the girl who had her head blown off, it looked so unrealistic that it isn't even funny.

Sound: 1/10 I don't know who thought playing classical music during an already anti climatic fight would ever be a good idea but I hope they realize the mistake they made. Soundtrack wasn't nothing special anyways, very forgettable. The sound effects at times sounded out of place and cheap. I can't even comment on the voice acting, not as good either.

Character: 1/10
3 girls, one boy, and some very minor background characters. There was no room for character development as the story was very rushed. I think they weren't rememberable at all, especially the boy. What even are the characters names??

Enjoyment: -1/10
Digging my eyeballs out with a spoon would be more enjoyable than watching this shit.

Overall: 1/1
This anime has no redeeming qualities. Its all around shit. Don't watch this, you know what good things you can do in 20 minutes that subjecting yourself to this torture?

* Possible Spoilers *

Okay, I felt the need to just write a review on this anime just cause. First off, the idea is something new. I haven't seen any anime with this type of concept but something about it is just off....

it felt like the MC was always being drugged and bought off to where all these boys/men are because she's always sleepy. That one episode with the twins gave off alarming vibes, it was just weird.... Like some type of sex slave shit.

Ps, that little boy had no business being described as "hot." To far, way to far. Its a shame because it ... was such a nice concept but, it kinda got weird to fast..