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I'm not a silly man, I take my MAL as serious as I do my taxes. (So not that much really).
But I'm good, got some new lore actually. I'll kinda be living in Taiwan on exchange for the next few months so the time zones are a little better for you. (I'm coming closer to your geographical location as we speak)

That is what we here call the solulu, you wouldn't know. *Stares into the distance with the sound of a bald eagle over my shoulder while I let out a single tear.

Just don't be addicted man, what's there to say.. (I do NOT think like that do not take this out of contect please I'm begging)

Sure am still using it. Do I care that I have a roommate now that also has to hear the geese every day?? Not really. Still works as well as the day I chose it.. And like, everyone tells me its a mental thing to do but it's not that bad right. It's also not even scary, unless you're terrified of the government's flying machines

I honestly don't know which one it is. For the games, i know that I played chronotrigger and some other random things but it's also like a few months ago so don't blame me for forgetting. (Or do, see you in court then)

That's kinda impressive, do you just do it for the streak now or do you actually still learn smth ? (Don't know why but I feel like I've asked this before but I also can't find it in one of the other messages so here I go again) Actually got asked yesterday how many years I've been living by some countryside food vendor here because she felt my chinese was realy good. (Flex flex) But I've just been trying to use it as much as possible and it pays off.

I feel like you've had 3 days to think about it now. So have you chosen DEATH?? Or a beautiful new future under the might of the Uruk-hai, too long have you been swearing your fealty to those that use you as a pawn and nothing but a pawn. With Saruman there would be no useless death, no forced suffering. Just extend your hand and get out of this curse.. (Kinda lost the plot with this one, how'd we get here)


Didn't go through years of customer service for nothing. Helps me smile through the tears.


HAtred? NO, it's something deeper than that. I'm horrified at the sheer thought of its footsteps closing in, of its breath on my neck before he whispers in my ear. He might be that to you, but I've seen its real side... The horrors!! They're unimaginable.. Would you even believe me if I let it out of my heart. There's no way you can comprehend it. You wouldn't want to anyway. I'm alone in this battle and alone I shall finish it.

It was kinda late but hey, it's there. BTW, I also expect a message at midnight on my birthday exactly or I'll instablock. This is non negotiable. But don't stress it, react when or if you'll feel like it. I can wait. (You know I can't respond to compliments, why are you doing this to to me??)

Woohoo, we got a new fan? Just looked it up and it's coming in 2025, no idea when but I'll be waiting for it.

Ooh I definitely will stay happy. My health kinda depends on whether I'll get sick after a while of eating 3 warm restaurant meals a day here. (Don't know if my veins can take it, but it's so cheap tho)

Actually, I haven't heard any news in the last few months. I take it the situation on New-Caledonia has calmed down a little?

Hello. Thank you for accepting the friends request :)

No way, what have you done to Melody, where are you keeping her???

But I just noticed you had your birthday a few *uhm* days ago, so congrats... Does it still make sense almost 3 weeks later? Probably not but who cares??

You finished Apothecary diaries btw?? And even gave it a good score, massive cultural victory for me I guess...

But hey, just noticed the name change and wanted to say smth, take care

You're very welcome! Bless you too and take care ~

Happy birthday! :)

Happy birthday :D

Happy birthday ! Wish you a lot of hapiness

happy birthday!! （*＾-＾*）

No time to waste then, pump out the bullshit reactions... open the gates

I'd skill my way through it, believe me..

UUUHMMM EXCUSE MOI MADAME, ,,, DELUDEDD???? MEE??? THERE'S NO WAY YIU THINK THAT ABOUT MEEE!!!!. *gets picked and thrown outside like a toddler throwing a tantrum in your local supermarket.*

Ooh I'm kinda glad nobody near me smokes that much, sound like a hassle.

It gets me up at 4 am if I want to and I'm always instantly as awake as I can get.. I hacked the system. You wish you could torture yourself the way I do.

Wait, it seems I have made a small lapse of judgment.. But hell yeah, I decided to use my DS again after years a few days ago and I ended playing for like 6 hiurs in a row hunched over in the corner of the room because it was charging half the time. Fun times.

Nah that's actually pretty damn long.. good for you. If only I had the smallest bit of discipline.

We truly do live in a society, that's deep.!!. Uhhm ma'am 3 business day is a little less than 360 hours.. Why do you wish for our prolonged suffering.. I know, Saruman could give you salvation now if only you let him into your heart..

At your service *salutes*

He stomps me to death, he stomps on my grave and fortnite dances at my funeral and you want me to believe it is because he cares for me... Alas, the indoctrination runs deep I see..

Yeah same, all the best.

Hol up, your message was not almost 2 weeks ago.. Like 3 days tops in my mind. Nooo... the goobs will adapt, let them eat fish if we run out of birds.. Why limit the possibilties/? I'll go hungry if it means more goobery joy. (No i'm not)

So you just have to be skilled in rolling an online dice?? I could do that

I'm not, what are you talking about?? Might be the case for you mere mortals but nah.. I'm always right and if not it's on purpose.

The smoking aesthetic in theory is unmatched but smoking in real life, nuh uh miss me with that. I also don't wanna be that guy that can 'stop every time I want' but is just gonna finish the one packet that's left,, for 5 years in a row.

That's actually so cool of you... I'm sure everyone is proud of you. I know I am.. And excuse me, I downloaded the goose sounds myself from some university research website that had like 30 different sounbytes of geese in different situations. Mine was something like geese flock during spring migration or sth vague like that.. Scaring yourself awake every morning takes commitment you know.

Don't know if you've ever seen any Pokemon (I haven't really) but can I just catch myself in a ball and roll into the sea or sth?? Good luck catching me with fishing nets losers..

146 days!!!! Beginner numbers, don't talk to me until you've reached 500.. (I can't get more than 20 so who let me talk??)

Okay then, shut your eyes to the truth if you want.. it won't go unnoticed that while you're under his spell the realm is burning.... The westfold pillaged... Do I have to draw him out of you like Saruman was drawn out of Theoden, with brute will??? (I may or may not have rewatched all the extended LOTR movies again)

*And he took that literally*

A little dance???? On my grave????? Can't get any rest, not even in death1!!!11

Well, good to hear I guess.. You're still online so I take that as a good sign.. Till we meet again gamer..

We can fix that, release the tidewave, leave no bird alive.. The cats will rule the ecosystem or what's left of it... but well, having them at home is something at least..

Isn't it also just constantly throwing a coin and having a 50% chance of dying, the way I would not stay sane if I did all of that only to die ultimately because the almighty coin said so..

Guess you just don't have the vision.. not all of us are blessed with good taste (jkjk, I'm definitely not blessed as well)

Guess you know exactly what he does then.. why not smoke all day if you can't even die from it, he's cracked the code. (Why does smoking look so cool in movies but just pathetic in real life??)

I'm exactly like Guts then, I also never give up fighting and am pure determination (when faced with the massive challenge of getting up in the morning before 9, don't even have to snooze 5 times anymore because my goose alarm tone gets me wide awake in a few seconds, can't believe it works so well.))

Sure you can get some of it, just go to google images and boot up your printer (Big pokemon doesn't want you to know this easy lifehack)

I mean, you might as well just give up on your streak at that point and be free from it.. trust me, it's not worth it. It's for Japanese I guess, how far along with it are you?

Don't be sussed out ma'am, just trying to FREE US ALLL FROM THE TYRANNIC REALITY THAT IS IMPOSED UPON US BY THE CHONKER HIMSELF.. HE MIGHT BE STRONG BUT WE HAVE THE NUMBERS.. aND THE SPACE FOR ONE MORE, WE CAN GO DOWN FIGHTING TOGETHE......1!>.1. *takes a hit to the head and looney-tunesesquely falls to down to the ground with an open head wound. You look around and see the absolute menace of him, he who can't be missed, he who tracks down all that defy him with thinakable accuracy. He looks you into your eyes, gets a little closer and whispers 'do you wanna be next??' You've never ran away faster in your life and don't leave your cave you've started calling home for the next 5 decades*

I'll do that.. next time.. kinda on a tight scehdule here (Reallly not an excuse, I promise to do it one day,, probably)

It is him, has he come to mock me even in my death!!!1??

Well, in all seriousness stay safe and try to get some sleep if you can... don't worry about these messages if you can't and all the best. I'll be keeping track of the news.

Yoo, just read about what's going on on New Caledonia and even though I can't really form an opinion on the entire situation from my cozy chair on the other side of the world I just wanted to say stay safe. Hope it doesn't really affect you... Let's just hope it's the news blowing things out of proportion a bit..

Yes worry. Also, the cat hair allergy thing was just a dumb bit.. don't know why I'd say that but hey.. probs not the first time and def not the last time I make no sense.. Actually had like the perfect cat encounter a few days ago, just a random fluffy cat coming up to me to be petted with the most content face.. Sat there on the ground like 6 year old for a few minutes just absolutely petting the hell out of this beauty. (most normal thing for you probably but it kinda never happens in THE city.)

I mean, from what I've seen from fear and hunger is kinda brutal if you're not into that.. Don't know why but I'm really bad with fictional blood, so when I wanted to buy it I decided to just quickly watch some gameplay before and let's just say that I was put off my idea pretty quickly.. So not crazy at all

Nooo.. my medieval Chinese poison-drinking obsessed girl gets called weird in public!! How could you!
But I'm biased towards the the setting tbh so I'll take 'not bad'.

Finally, some good fucking food.. Let's just say bro has contacts in places. Guess that what happens when he just walks around the world for I don't know how long.. What does he even do normally?? Just ride around and judge everyone he comes across??

He's just different huh, that's also what they all say about me (they don't) after I flex my pokemon cards or sth (I don't have any) Moral of the story, I couldn't come up with anything decent to say

Wasn't that his entire point?? And I've wanting to read it for a few years now, the only thing stopping me is... What is stopping me actually? No idea.. Guess I will then. (Wow what an influencer you are)

How long's your streak?? Well, can't say I even tried to learn anything, just did one lesson and kept revising that same lesson to farm sweet xp. Had like 20 a minute at some point. (Yes, let it BURN)
Forgive the presumption but let me guess, you're part of exactly that group that didn't get taught properly..

THEN YOU'RE A FOOL AND YOU'LL BE TREATED AS ONE.. i'LL BE ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF HISTORY!!!1 dOWN WITH SCUBACAT'S IRON GRIP AND VIVE LA REVOLUTION!!!1

Good on you for taking a break... Always open to listen (if you need me to).. Actually, if you have any ideas for me to draw then we can finally judge my (lack of) talent together.. Take care till then

*\~_~ BoB couldn't control himself and wanted to wave goodbye too

i like your about me section a whole lot better than mine. How'd you get it like that?