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So your older brother is a successful man, your parents have deceased, and your bro has an amazingly sexy wife who not only takes care of you, but also loves you like her own little brother. THere's only one thought that comes to our mind, how can I get my sister-in-law to fuck me like no tomorrow?!

Enter the life of Takashi. His older bro Satoshi is a successful businessman, and his wife Miwa, is a sexy bitch who Takashi gets hard over at every second of his life. He holds a grudge as he is always compared to and shown inferior to his older brother, ... and the fact that he stole the woman of Takashi's dreams.

Enter, Miya, Miwa's little sister, and a close friend of Takashi's. He and her always have a deal where the one who scores higher on exams gets to use the other as a slave for the next week, and what do you know?. My boy Takashi took home the trophy and made the sister of the woman of his dreams his dirty slave!

Enter the math teacher, she takes a liking to Takashi and starts teaching him on how to be a man and gives dating advice. She teaches him how to rock with style, gets him nice clothes, and also engages in a nice fuck fest filled affair with him to get his dick trained to be a sex god! What a teacher! Periodically as Takashi studies, he always gets Miya to send him a goofy picture, or a dirty picture, now thats friendship folks!

SPOILERS: At the end, Takashi steals back the love of his life, fucks Miwa, right in front of his brother (her husband). On top of that, he's so cunning, that he not only fucks Miwa, but also her little sister Miya. And on top of that, he fucks them both at the same time in front of Satoshi! And the two get a divorce. What a genius

BTW this hentai is dubbed and i feel this is the only way it should be watched, as all the feelings are expressed exponentially better in this way.

So what are you waiting for! Go out there, get fapping, start watching, and learn the ways of the god (the gourd) Takashi and how he fucks his sister in law like no tommorow!

So you go to a store, see a disc called "Tsui no Sora", and you're like,

"Hey, let's fucking fap tonight, I'm gonna buy this"

Or you just look up hentai online and watch it for free because you're an unsupportive freeloading fucker.

After having my most joyful 23 minutes of my life spent, I'm here to share my joy with you guys because I'm a fucking saint.

So you have this suicidal girl who's gonna jump off a building as she feels life has no meaning and she meets a guy. He proposes that there still is a chance, he will offer the most sublime and supreme ... pleasure in life. Next thing you know, they are fucking like no tomorrow

Now I gotta say, this hentai's fuck scenes are top notch, and I don't lie. You have loop animation because who gives a shit about drawing extra scenes, just repeat 2 zooming in and out scenes for 5 minutes and you have a spot on hentai, gets you harder than Diamond every single time!

Anyways, after fucking, the girl still jumps off the building, so much for suicidal remedy.

So now this twisted fucker goes out kidnapping schoolgirls, whips them, and makes them do his bidding. At one point, two schoolgirls fuck each other, because why not? And in the end, some random school boy saves them and he gets a girlfriend. SPOILERS: In the end, the rescued girl rewards him for his "bravery and heroic deeds" (aka punching a delusional guy in the face) by giving him a nice fuck fest.

But the story isn't what makes the hentai so good. The 10/10 comes from the art. First, with a budget of about 10 yen, what are you gonna do. These animators are smart and they made the most out of their amazing budget. First off, the software used to make this hentai is: Microsoft Paint, Microsoft Powerpoint and occasionally Microsoft Movie Maker for the transitions. On top of that, these guys took the extra step and made half of their scenes with construction paper, truly a new dimension of art in hentai, now why can't Ufotable take lessons from these guys! You call these animators lazy? I call these hentai artists geniuses.

Voice acting is great as most of these guys sounded very arousing even after smoking 20 packs and the girls screaming for no apparent reason

The censoring is spot on as they keep things appropriate by flashy rainbow coloured pixels covering half the screen, you could probably watch this hentai with your child as they'll never see any inappropriate content due to half the screen being obstructed.

Anyways, Everything about this hentai is perfect. You thought Oni-chichi was gud? you thought Mankitsu Happening was top of the line. After watching this, you'll bless your disk drive and your dick the most "sublime sensation of all time" and you should throw out any hentai you thought were good into the trash. This is the only hentai that should be on your shelf.

"The world never has a start, nor an end, there is no endsky", these philosophical words, so deep, yet another reason to fuck like no tomorrow!

So give it a try, spend your hard earned cash, and enjoy construction paper, and Microsoft paint at its finest in Tsui no Sora!

Netoraserare, though meant to be a very arousing and appealing piece of erotic artwork, it shows a dark and depressing tale of a man.... who just can't FUCK!

We meet the dankest couple on the planet Shuujirou and Haruka, and like many married couples, they want a baby. Thats ez-pez-lemon-squezz, you just pull your dick out, ram it into the girl, bust a nut, and 9 months later you got yourself a child. But, unfortunately, my man Shuu's got a problem.

He can't, get, a boner!

Thats right, he's beta as fuck, the most impotent man you'll ever meet. His sexy ass wife gets down and dirty ... right in front of him, she lets him finger her and she sucks his dick, and this guy is still not hard! WTF! HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!

Aside from the fact that none of the two love birds never thought about some viagra, he explains to his wife Haruka that his sense of love isn't normal. He finds arousal when his wife cheats on him (plz b0ss this kid needs a psychoanalyst and a heavy dosage of viagra).

"I ask of you Haruka, please sleep with another man. If i can't picture you with another man, I cant get it hard!"

This is one of the most powerful and sentimental scenes in all of anime history. My man Shuu begs of Haruka for such a favour with all his heart, simply cause he can't get hard!

HE DA REAL MVP

He lets his wife sleep with another man, and he is then willing to fuck her brains out! What a guy!

SPOILERS!
After Haruka hooks up with a guy, he then gets aroused by the secret affair and he quickly fucks his wife after his wife's date. And you should have seen this guy going, he exploded inside Haruka like fucking Hiroshima AND Nagasaki, and THAT got Shuu aroused!

Overall, though unrealistic and humerous, Netoraserare brings forth the many pressures we feel as a man and women in a relationship. It shows how deeply Shuu loves his wife, he loves her enough, to let her fuck another man! Ladies, i doubt you'll find a guy on Earth like that, so cherish the 2D world.

Unfortunately this hentai is only subbed and not dubbed, though I eagerly wait till the day someone does dub it so I can truly feel the dark romance between Shuu and Haruka.

I dont think we'll ever find a romance deeper and romantic than Haruka and Shuu here, only comparable ones are Aki and Sora in Aki-Sora but that's a whole other bag of beans.

Before I begin, please watch this in English dub as it is the perfect way to truly feel the power of this art.

Mejoku, oh my god, where do I begin?

You know those times at work when bitches make your career a living hell. Yes we all faced that, just like ya boi Jotaru.

Summary:

Jotaru is a school teacher who keeps getting shit from his colleagues (Principal,and 4 teachers, all happened to be female) and they consistently complain to him and make his job a nightmare. So what do you do when bitches fuck work for you? Well if you cant beat'em at their game... you gotta ... fuck'em!

Enter Marimo, the supposed student snitch who Jotaru believes ratted him out to his colleagues. After fucking her in a public washroom, he realizes it was a mistake and reconciles with her and asks her for forgiveness. What an amazing student 10/10 Student of the year material.

Anyways, so now Marimo, the slutty ass student and Jotaru my boi go on a tag-team fuck rampage and try to get all his annoying colleagues fired - through blackmail and sex of course!

So after fucking all the four teachers and getting them fired, you truly see how successful of a man he is. And on top of that, ma-bitch Marimo and him are on an affair and have the best fuck sessions you'll ever find between a teacher and student. She's really getting SEXTRA CREDIT.

Thoughts:

Firstly, I watched this in English dub, and I feel this is the best way to experience this show. The quotes hold so much more meaning, and the voice acting truly brings out the most meaningful aspects of life.

"Look at the size of that ass, and she thinks her shit doesnt smell like anyone elses, well i've got news for you bitch, her shit aint any more fragrant than mine, and I'll prove it once she licks it of my dick!"

I don't even know what to say, you can't appreciate the quality in his voice acting until you hear that line.

Jotaru: "It takes a real man to decimate your victims into dirt ya' know? To make them grovel and shit on their dreams, then fuck them, and then fuck them even more!"

Marimo: "Oh Sir, you are so romantic!"

Jotaru: "Yea (long pause) now take your panties off you little slut!"

That's probably my favorite line aside from shit stains from swim teacher on phallus.

As a bonus the 2nd episode gets super religious and psychological giving classics Like Neon Genesis Evangelion a run for its money. Something that took NGE 26 ep to accomplish was done in this hentai in a matter or 2 eps.

Sextra credit truly is a masterpiece, and it gets overlooked by other shit anime like FMA, Steins;Gate, Hunter x Hunter, Bleach, Detergent, and Slayers. It'll really get your hands off the mouse and on to your dick. Definetly best school themed anime out there and I'm surprised it's not that popular. Overall it starts great, it stays great, it ends great.

This anime is fucking awesome, it is much better than Fullmetal Alchemist and Steins;Gate

"Have you ever tried to fuck a box"

First off, this hentai must absolutely be watched in English Dub for the full effect. The dialogue and voice acting is top-notch and very emotional.

You meet this dank man who owns a mansion and has three clones of himself. He fucks his maids non-stop and the maids are sex maniacs too. There really is nothing much to it, it's just a guy and a girl fucking each other hard? Whats more to offer!

Time to Screw really puts sex into perspective as it asks us, "what ... do we find pleasurable?". It explores the different fantasies of a mankind such:

- Fucking a box
- Vacuuming a girl's ass
- Crude oil coming out of pussy
and much more!

"Nothing is non-fat, that's why we all all explode"

Please keep this in mind when going on a diet.

All in all, this hentai is fucking amazing, you will find it very entertaining, and hey? Maybe you'll find something new to do with your waifu!

Many people say that this anime is very lackluster and otherwise absolute shit. I can assure you that this anime does have some interesting components and is a nice short series to watch.

Fate/Stay Night is a 24-episode series which is an adaptation of the Visual Novel Fate/Stay Night made by Type-Moon. The series presents us the Fate Route, the primary story line of the Visual Novel (Unlimited Blade Works and Heavens Feel being the other two stories). UBW and HF are simply alternate universes of the Fate Route - has the same characters, simply a different turn of events

These are pretty much the main ... outlines of my review, incase you don't want to read the whole thing, read the outline :).

Story: Cool setting and concept of Holy Grail War, however it is a repeated Battle Royale Setting though

Characters: Pretty bland except for standout characters Rin Tohsaka and Archer

Music: Amazing 10/10 Soundtrack

Animation: Honestly it's fine other than that 1 CGI Dragon Scene but who the fuck cares.

And now i will go into detail about each criteria

Story: The story of Fate revolves around a battle royale between 7 Mages called the Holy Grail War. This setting and concept is quite overused and I think it isn't really original, considering many other stories are Battle Royales. That being said, what sets this apart from the others is that the 7 Mages summon Heroes and Villains from mythology, folklore, and history to fight in the Battle Royale. This makes it very interesting as you get to see many heroes and villains of all times fight it out in one war; it's like seeing who would win in a battle situation and it brings a lot to the action in the plot. Finally, the plot itself is very simple to follow, and is quite enjoyable.

Characters: The characters in the show are not the best. You have the classic "I want to be a hero" protagonist (Shirou Emiya) and other really cheesy people like the super shy girl (Sakura Matou). All other chracters can prettty much be summed up with the following list of words: douchebag, twisted, psychotic, retarded. hat being said, the real standout characters are Rin Tohsaka, a girl that gets helps Shirou in the Holy Grail War, and Archer, the heroic spirit summoned by Rin to fight in the Holy Grail War. These two really have good character development and really bring out the story to its fullest as they interact with the protagonist, Shirou, the most and really brings nice perspective to the story.

Music: Amazing Soundtrack, probably one of the best, if not the best part of the show! Personal favourites include the opening theme Disillusion (listening to it right now!), Kishi Ou No Hikori, Gunyuu Shisou, Kodaku no Junrei, and so much more. Overall the soundtrack was outstanding and really brought a lot of enjoyment to the anime. Gotta love that soundtrack!

Other: Fate/Stay Night wanted to go a step further and they tried adding parts of the story from the other story lines Unlimited Blade Works and Heaven's Feel. For some, this might be butvhering the plot, for me, I think it went pretty well as the outcome resulted in an enjoyable storyline, and I didn't find it inconsistent. However, a downside to fate is the explanantionj of its concepts. In Fate, the main thing the story revolves around are the Mages using Magic. Magic is explained in a very unclear way making the explanations very half-ass and confusing. But it shouldn't be too much of a problem.

In conclusion, the show has great content, it's just that the content might not be presented in the best way (Explanation of magic, story progression, characters, etc.). However if you do find interest in it, you will find yourself a nice short series to enjoy. I recommend watching Fate/Stay Night to anyone wanting a nice short series

Extra: The Fate Series has many adaptation such as Fate/Zero, Fate Kalied, etc. If you do enjoy Fate/Stay Night, I suggest you watch Fate/Zero right after this, as it is a prequal to Stay Night which takes place 10 years before Fate/Stay Night. Fate/Zero explains the events that led up to many of the events in Stay Night, though i suggest you watch it after Fate/Stay Night.

If you're really into the Fate Series, I recommend reading the Visual Novel to get the joy of the Other two Story line routes (Unlimited, and Heaven's Feel). You can also watch the Fate/Stay Night Unlimited Blade Works Anime that is currently airing right now as of April 18th, 2015.

This anime is the shit. If you watch anime, you need to watch this, your life is not complete until you haven't watched this. Where do I begin, this anime is pure perfection. It has a world-class sci-fi story that anyone can love. The characters are very likable, and each character adds so much to the story. This anime really brings lots of food for thought on life and so much more.

The story starts with two brothers named Edward and Alphonse Elric. Their mother has recently passed and their father has gone away for unknown reasons. Left alone, the two try to bring their ... mom back using this anime's form of alchemy. In this anime, alchemist can use transmutation circles to transmute and shape the molecular and physical structure of materials around them for there own needs, but one taboo of alchemy is Human Transmutation, or resurrection. When the boys try to resurrect there mom, Alphonse loses his entire body and Edward loses one of him legs. In order to get at least Alphonse's soul back, Edward quickly uses alchemy for the task, in doing so loses 1 arm. With Alphonse's soul, he fuses it to a suit of armour making Alphonse one walking-talking Tin Can!

Edward and Alphonse set out on an adventure to find the philosopher's stone in order to get their bodies back to their original states.

This anime is fucken amazing, and a must watch. If you have never watched anime before, this show is a great one to start with and will instantly get you hooked!