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Webster's Dictionary defines legendary as "of, described in, or based on legends." When I first heard of this show, nay, piece of art, it was on a TikTok. Curiosity got the better of me, and I went over to hanime.tv to engulf myself in this show, or what I now see as a gift from god. As a man, I have seen as much, or arguably more, hentai as the next guy. Typically I just bust and leave. But this... was different. When I say my first time watching this show will be a story I tell to my ... grandkids it is not a joke. Earlier, I brought up the word "legendary" and its definition. This was no mistake. This show is something I can only prophesize will be worshipped for generations to come. In my mind, this is the bible. This is the Tanakh. This is the Quran. This is everything. Words cannot describe what this show is like. If only there was a way to show everyone this gift from the heavens. Perhaps all wars would end. Perhaps world hunger could be solved. Perhaps the world would all be happy as one. Real Eroge Situation may just be some hentai at first, but when I say it changed my life it is no joke. Before watching it, I had 3 terminal illnesses, severe depression, and almost no will to live. Now, just 48 hours after my first viewing (of many) I am well again. I just ran my 3rd marathon of the day, had sex 12 times, and I've never been happier. This hentai is the key to finding your soul. God is real. God is Real Eroge Situation.

Overall 9/10
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