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Apr 15, 2024
~~ A HellBent Half Arsed Review™ ~~
Overall Rating: 10/10

----- Reason for watching? -----
As a long time fantasy enthusiast and magic lover I couldn't not watch it. Also it jumping to no.1 on MAL so quickly peaked my curiosity

----- Reason for finishing? -----
I don't think I even need a reason, it would've been a disservice to myself to not finish it. Everything about this show is a love letter to the Fantasy genre, and the love and care that went into every moment is palpable

----- Story: 8/10 -----
I'm always hesitant to give a rating on story for something that clearly has yet to finish it's arc, ...
Mar 28, 2024
~~ A HellBent Half Arsed Review™ ~~
Overall Rating: 8/10

----- Reason for watching? -----
Magical girl and Yuri are 2 of my favourite things, was curious

----- Reason for finishing? -----
Thought it'd be hot but boring like most ecchi, was shockingly wholesome with an awesome cast of characters

----- Story: 6/10 -----
It's aight. Got a fantastic hook and premise, something I've wanted and even toyed with writing myself for a long time, but beyond that not a ground breaking plot by any means (for the first season at least). I'm definitely interested to see where it goes, whether it simmers as a raunchy slice of life or some off ...
Mar 24, 2024
~~ A HellBent Half Arsed Review™ ~~
Overall Rating: 9/10

----- Reason for watching? -----
gay girls innit (gigguk recommendation)

----- Reason for finishing? -----
The most invested I've been in any anime in a while. Also gay girls innit

----- Story: 6/10 -----
The story is fine. It's certainly no masterpiece of fiction, but it does what it needs to do and has a few cool twists and turns. I don't really care that it's not immensely complex nor is it realistic in any sense of the word, it's fun when it's fun and it's dramatic when it's dramatic. The plot moves forwards which is more than I can say about ...
Mar 24, 2024
Mixed Feelings
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~~ A HellBent Half Arsed Review™ ~~
Overall Rating: 4/10

----- Reason for watching? -----
Heard of the premise, was morbidly curious

----- Reason for finishing? -----
Was amazed by the ridiculous premise, was morbidly curious to see how long it kept the bit going

----- Story: 2/10 -----
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Dec 16, 2023
Pupa (Anime) add
~~ A HellBent Half Arsed Review™ ~~
Overall Rating: 2/10
Okay, let me preface this review by saying that I have no idea wtf I just watched. It's really, really hard to review what essentially amounts to a 40 minute coked up fever dream but I'll give it my best (and also this is a revision much later so idk how trustworthy past me is, but I'm not rewatching it)
----- Reason for watching? -----
Gigguk innit
----- Reason for finishing? -----
Morbid curiosity.
------- Story: 1/10 -------
What story, har har. Seriously though, jokes aside, I genuinely have no idea what happened. There's a very simple premise that's kinda cool, then ...
Dec 16, 2023
Henkei Shoujo (Anime) add
Went in completely blind, didn't even look at the episode length - 26 seconds in my jaw dropped harder than it has ever before. The only anime where I immediately re-watched the first episode after finishing it.
one of the two listed staff members is Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart and the other is Erik Satie, both of whom are long dead. 10/10 for resurrecting classical composers just for this 7~ minute shit post

I've said everything there is to say, MAL won't let me upload a review that short so here's a haiku about the show:
I stayed up all night,
Searching for a masterpiece -
And this isn't it.

10/10
Feb 23, 2023
~~ A HellBent Half Arsed Review™ ~~
Overall Rating: 9/10

----- Reason for watching? -----
Saw it in a Gigguk video, peaked my curiosity

----- Reason for finishing? -----
Looks beautiful, sounds beautiful, is beautiful. Loved the main characters.

----- Story: 8/10 -----
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