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Everyone hop in, and prepare yourself, cause you're about to read a review so good, you'll give up watching anime, and dedicate your life to reading reviews, so much that you'll become a professionnal, like those professionnal reviewers, but what you'll review won't be ordinary things : You'll be reviewing reviews of animes. And I'll be the one who inspired you.
and to start, I'll do a Durarara review. I'll be reviewing the whole of durarara, the 4 seasons, but no spoils, don't be scared.

now that I (deservedly) got your attention (you won't regret it), let's get right into it !

just keep in mind : Durarara ... is not an anime like any other anime. It's narrative is original and there are a lot of character. Now, lots of animes have many characters, but durarara develops them all. that aint easy boy. I tried it, I didn't succed. True I was 8 years old and wanted to make a super-hero story after watching superman on TV, but my teacher said to me I was good at grammar so it's not like I was a compelte amateur.
Anyway, you got the gig of it. it's hard. but Durarara succeds.

now.
I said Durarara was not an anime like any other anime. Forget that. it's an anime which assumes being anime. A lot of character are very "anime style" if you know what I mean. Some people might be deranged by that. Others may love it. For me, I took it as part of the story, and liked it for what it was. As I take not understanding half of the worlds in Shakespeare part of the story. Wether you like it or not, you gotta accept it. And hey, I love Shakepseare. So there's no reason for you to hate Durarara because you don't like one part of it, is there?



Now.
I talked a bit too much. Though what I said was important(especially the part about superman). but you can skip if you're out of time. I understand.
Now, I'll tackle each part of the anime like people do on this website, and let me give you a teasing : it's good.


Story : good.
they give you one of the character's POV (point of view), then, the next episode, another character's POV, and we see how that POV collides with the other character's POV, and how they interact between them. It's good. I said earlier that it had a lot of characters. another quality of Durarara is : they don't force every characters to appear on every episodes. that's the way, I loved it, you'll love it.


hentai : disappointing, but a lot of gay doujins between Shizuo and Izaya.
I know this isn't the author or the studio's fault, but we gotta talk about it. For such a popular anime, that no good doujins of Lucy was made really upsets me ! Hell, I didn't find any good Vorona porn ! Of course, you got all the porn about sonohra, coz she's got a big rack, but ya know, and I say that as a boob lover, boobs aren't everything. Especially when you've got a facking dulahan with super powers, who can make any and all situations happen as she wants. She can't even die, which makes for bonus torture hentai for some people, though not to my tastes, as a reviewers, I try to think of everybody.
The only thing I found in mass was Shizuo x Izaya gay doujins. Now it's not to my tastes, but for the ladies and the boy's lovers over there (I see you), that can make for some good time.
little tip about porn though : keep it once a day max. more is bad for your body and mind.


art : gooder.
I felt I was in this anime sometimes. the colors and drawings are good. Also, it's very well directed, and I really felt sometimes there really was a world in there. Very well done.


characters : good
As said before, they handle characters very well. There's lots of characters, with a lot of different values. they clash, they fight, they talk. it's interesting. Little bad point from me though : it's a bit moralist sometimes. don't worry, not too much. even for an "anti-morale" like me, it was acceptabe, and I loved it.


enjoyment : good
I loved it. it was good. very good.


best girl : good
There was some fight over who best durarara girl is(back when it aired), that generaly means its got some good girlz. and it doez. it's got variety of personnality, of looks and of goals.
-You got you shy big boobed-girl who happens to be a coward who flees herself and lets some legendary katana love others for her. it's not a good situation but it's hard, I encourage her.
-You got your headless legend who, as said before, would make good porn but I almost didn't find any. she's an interesting character, cause she's just a body who wants to find her head.
-later, in S2, comes vorona, a russian assassin, who should deffinitely start a psychoanalysis because she wants to destroy everything including her. I wish she'd destroy me in bed.


sound : very good.
very very good. adapted to the anime. diversity. well played. little bad thing is that there's no more OSTs added in S2 but it starts again and we get some more diversity so it's good.
really, one of the anime with the best OSTs out there. And it's got a few great openings.


best boy : good.
again, not my tastes, but an anime reviewer, I think of everybody. Main fight for best boi is Izaya and Shizuo.
-Izaya, he's not your typical antagonists, but very "anime-ish". He loves humans and wants to see and observe them. That also means he flees himself cause he's too scared to be scarred by others. oops, little scaredy cat. But I like him.
-Shizuo, superhuman dude who hates violence but spends his time destroying his enemies.
now, little spoiler : they don't bang. kiss, either. In fact, they hate each others. Sorry for you ladies and boy's lovers, as mentioned before, you'll have to search porn of it yourself. Their Rivalry dates as far as high school, that's gonna make some people's imagination run wild. And it already has.


name : good
Its japanese name is "DRRR!!" which I find funny.


Now, that's the end of my review. Feel free to click on "helpful", for I didn't only try to shitpost but to say what I was feeling about this anime. it's good, watch it.

PS : pm me your best Lucy porn pls

There is something that nobody talks about in gintama. Even though it's one of, if not the most important detail that most people can't seem to be able to accept.

Gintama fans have to stop fleeing reality.

This is the second season of Gintama, so you'll be watching this after 201 episodes of S1. I'll get right into it, no need to explain the world of this anime.

In a seemingly normal episode, in that it's so crazy, Gintoki, after getting himself completely drunk, and forgetting what happened the night before, believes to have slept with 5 girls : otae, sarutobi, tsukuyo, kyubi, otose, and as if that ... didn't seem much, with hasegawa too(a midle aged man). everything makes him believe that he did sleep with them, as they make him take responsability.
So the episode unfolds, it's as over the top as ever, it's very funny haha, but at the same time it makes you wonder : will character development and relationships change in the future ? well no : again, the funny haha : it turns out they all did this to make gintoki understand he shouldn't drink too much, as he had wrecked the bar they drank too.

so it ends, relationships stay the same, the very funny.

but do they?

the thing is... at the end of the episode...
played like a joke...
Hasegawa...
reveals he wasn't part of the plan.

Yes. You heard me. He wasn't part of the part of the plan to make gintoki believe he slept with him to make him understand he shouldn't drink too much.
You understand what I mean. You remember your sealed memories. Chaos unfolds into your mind as I call you back to reality.
But you won't overcome your traumas by rejecting them.
Gintoki did have a sexual relationship with hasegawa.
this relationship, a very important one, isn't touched upon later in the series.
but this is how it is.
as important as this relevation may seem : meaning that the show will never be the same, it won't be the funny haha joke, but the very serious hoho, there's also the fact that Gintoki rejects having slept with Hasegawa. Though it's said by hattori he had a smile after spending 20 minutes alone with Hasegawa the former night.

yes. That's the final important revelation I have for you. Gintoki is Homosexual, and he rejects it.

wether you want to ignore this as most fans, or accept it and move on : it's a very important thing that you should take into account as you go into Gintama S2 and onward.

Do you know why hentai was created? it was to see anime girls getting facked.
especialy in the 20th century were anime was mainly aimed at kids.
all these characters we fantasized on.
FINALY we would see them in these sexual intercourses.
FINALY the harem protagonist would sleep with the girls.
FINALY we were able to sink in deeper in our "relationship" with anime girls.
but, to me at least and I think I'm not the only one here, there was alwais a difference between anime girl and hentai girl.
hentai girl were like anime girl but they were... different.
they didn't realy feel "anime-ish".
It's not only the character, the ... plot was one of the most important reasons these anime girls wouldn't feel as anime as real animes girls. they didn't have time to write the characters as full anime-series could.
ho, and I'm talking about ""modern"" anime: 2005+ because there are a few old hentais out there who do have (old)anime-ish characters.
also, don't get me wrong, they could be good, even great sometimes. but never as cute and anime-ish as real anime.


and this is where Kami-machi succeds best, from what I've seen at least(and that's quite a lot I'm a fucking degenerate).

Kami machi isn't a hentai with an exeptional plot, but I think it shows promise. at least from the time I'm writing this review (1ep out only, marked as completed on MAL but I think there will be more episodes to come).
In this world, teenages girl are leaving their houses to "chase gods", leave themselves up to them cling onto them. we don't know what these gods are but it will probably be explained in the next episodes, if there are any. I think it is a allegory for love or the loved one: they search for love. this would be why 2nd girl who appears at the middle of the 1rst ep has "stopped searching for the gods" and started "working like an adult".
So we start by following that girl, sana, who's looking for a home and has just met MC; but MC, being the hentai protagonist that he is, won't let her stay in his home unless she BJs him. a classic reaction and we like it.
but then the girl falls in love with him(because plot! isn't love great!) and they more or less spend all their time together, being lover and fucking for our eyes pleasure.

what I like about this hentai are the situations, they are not experimental or realy anything new(yet of ep 1), exept for the handjob in a sock, haven't seen that in a hentai yet, but it's all very well executed.
Now to the most important point: Main girl feels VERY anime-ish, as I was saying in the begining, and in fact, she is the cutest and most anime-ish hentai girl I have personnaly ever seen.this makes for some of the most enjoyable scenes a vanilla enthusiast would find on this market.
Not only that but she reacts in a very anime-ish way and through this first episode, I think the personnality traits that were given to her help a lot to make her feel like a real anime girl and give her a real personnality a teenage girl would have.

There are a few flaws unfortunatly, sana for example falls in love very fast with him. Even if 2 years pass by, to us it's seconds. This is a problem in the writing or at least for the viewer's experience. but it doesn't take much if any of the cuteness she shines with, and I think it should be seen as the prologue, we see that first minute then we move on to the real interesting part.

this hentai is, in my opinion, one of if not the best looking hentai I have seen and main girl is the cutest hentai girl I've seen.
there is also this other girl who surely will provide us with trios in the future. we didn't see her a lot but I think we'll see her again.


to conclude, I would say this hentai has classic scenes and situations, an interesting plot who shows promise, fine writting and EXEPTIONAL looking girls, especialy main girl.

I will say this hentai shows promise. a LOT of promise, especialy for vanilla hentai enthusiasts like me and surely is one of the hentais to look out for in the next weeks.

looking for a fap? great cause that hentai that somehow aired on TV is one of the best hentai I've seen in a while.

story real quick: girl fall from ceilling on MC's pee pee and they enjoy it. isn't it a great hentai already?

story: 10
that is for a hentai. it kinda make sense and thing that happen are enjoyable.

art:9
well this is more of a personal rating but tbh it's pretty great boobs and the show is well detailed and shit for a hentai.

... sound:7
nothing to say realy, basic it's good enough

characters:9
the boy MC is relatable and basic though not totaly bland, that is for a hentai and the girl MC has a nice quiet personnality, also is not bland and for some reason she enjoys getting facked after falling from the ceilling on boy mc's pee pee. they are not exeptional but they are as good as hentai character need to be.

overall:
great hentai with nicely written characters(for a hentai) for some reason(and it's not too bad), that's good looking and has a great plot. recomend for any hentai enthusiast out there!