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Ok. Now we are talking about what could be considered one of the big Kahunas of anime Sword Art Online. During my first watching of the show I was like most of the flock of sheep. First twelve episodes are good and when Kirito wants to bone his sibling cousin whatever while his girlfriend is in a literal rape dungeon. That was a general consensus among many fans.

However.

After re watching Sword Art Online and it's beautifully named sequel Sword Art Online 2, I can honestly say I've begun to even despise those first twelve episodes. Gonna go all simple for the pretentious fucks who ... say "Oh it's not all bad." "B-but this part is cool" . Who gives a shit this is my shitty, but fact opinion.

Fuckin let's talk about the good parts. I like the music. Bang good vocals and good setting of tone for the scene that show wants to portray. I thought it was well done.

Wow that was a long section of good parts. Now for the bad. Like I said simple shit. Kirito is boring, It's a hidden harem anime and it's generic, people do so much retarded shit it hurts, how come asuna is the only good character in the series but then they turn into a mary sue who is into NTR or something, why is kirito so fucking stupid? This shit may seem vague and I get that. However the truth of the matter is my main complaint is that it's super generic and people for some reason can't see it behind the nice sometimes visuals. And yes the first part is immensely better than the aincrad arc. I would rate the first part of the series if I could separately an overall of 5 or whatever. Aincrad however can go suck my futa dick as it pretty much amplifies all the shit I talked about by ten. And again incest is fuckin disgusting.

You can probably tell I ain't no super review man. This is my shitty opinion and you can still enjoy the first part of the show whatever. However I am right.