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What can I say: it's short and sweet and to the point. It's fast and easy to digest but like your dollar store ramen, it does the job but nothing to write home about.

Story: I mean it's eating food! let's be honest. It's bland, unlike the food.

Art: honestly could have been a 10/10 if they didn't royally decide to screw up with the steak and the noodles! Where to start, the steak has no give to it so it's like a frozen slab seared on one side. All I can imagine is a hot pocket that's boiling lava with a frozen center. The noodles , ... a complete lack of physics, like the dipping apparently diffuses up the noodle as a giant middle finger to capillary diffusion. For these reasons, I cannot fully express the beauty of some of these culinary works of art.

Sound: Finally a masterpiece , music to my ears, tasteful to my sense of hearing. The sound of searing meat , the crack of cooked crustacean shell is like a symphony of culinary perfection.

Character: Nice hands but come on , I need something more! Maybe someone actually enjoying the culinary delicacies. I am disappointed.

Enjoyment: The sound is about the only redeeming quality. But a clear lack of direction really break my immersion of feeling to be right there in the kitchen.

Overall: Amazing if you are blind but pretty disappointing if you are cursed with vision.