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This is the worst thing I have ever seen in my life and not just in anime. I watched three episodes and that is all I needed. This is something to show inmates to torture them. I bet some might prefer solitary confinement for two days than be subjected to watching this. There is nothing here except for watching really boring and lifeless characters orgasm over food for 30 seconds. There is no story, no drama, no character development, no action, no horror, no suspense, not even a good joke. It takes "formulaic" past extremes. One of the main characters is a chef who loves ... cooking for people and making them really happy! That's it, he just loves to see people orgasm over food. And you'd think he'd do something like turn chibi and yell over his excitement, no you don't even get that. He has all the charisma and enthusiasm of someone who just got told they have one week to live. The people that eat the food must secretly be food critics sent to review the restaurant because they sure act like it once they start eating. This chef loves giving food away but sometimes for the sake of not looking entirely retarded he will remind you that the food isn't free. But he will keep giving it away anyhow. Nobody likes this, its no different than the other pretentious nuts who "fawn" over Jackson Pollock. This show is so boring it warrants a negative -10 but the scale here only goes down to a 1 which is far too good for this abomination.

This show is had some very strong points in the first half, but then it just went downhill and got lost up its own butt. It looks like it was meant to end in episode 12. Its the second half where everything falls apart. I will try to do this without a wall of text. So I will just mention some things about it that are impossible to ignore. First things first, Inori is an awful character. Are we supposed to like her because she has pink hair? She has no personality, she mumbles and never shows any spark or smile. Not even one scream ... or outburst of anger, not one cocky comment. No she just mumbles and whispers. Some idiots and writers want to pretend that boring people are cool, they aren't. She acts the way your already SHY girlfriend behaved when she first met your parents. She is never relaxed, she never laughs or smiles. This character is always gloomy, skulking and sulking around, but she has pink hair!

Then there is the awful fan service. This anime has the worst fan service I have ever seen, bar none. In the most serious of moments they have to show you tits! Shu's stepmom's tits rubbing against his face when they are together. The wheelchair girl is in danger of dying, best zoom in the camera to her super enormous wobbling tits! The world is falling apart and people are crying...guess what? TITS! Tits are often shoved in your face at the same time something serious is happening. I hate fan service, but I get that some perverts like it. So if you're going to do cringy things like fan service and not do it tastefully at least do it when its time for a joke, or a funny scene.

The main villain? What? Who? Was it the virus/entity? His dad? The commander? The commander's son? Shu's frenemies? Shu's enemies? Shu's friends? The timer keeper? Shu's sister? Guy? I have no idea what in the world I just got myself to watch.

I came in with very high expectations, this is 'Ghost In The Shell' after all, it's one of the pillars of anime. Nothing could have prepared me for this droning snooze fest. There isn't much to review here, because the movie is soul-less, its a husk.

This movie looks the part it certainly does, but you will find more plot and likeable characters in trash like 'Date A Live' and 'Okami-San and Her Seven Companions'. I have seen Hentai with better characters and better plot and no its not an exaggeration.

The biggest problem with this abysmal film is the lack of humanity. Oh what a hilarious ... irony lol. All the people in this film might as well be robots. There isn't a single character any person can relate to in this movie. There isn't the slightest bit of warmth or smiles to be found here. Robocop has more humanity than this, and is more believable as a real person than any of the cringy idiots found here. Oh and the plot, don't even get me started on it. You know how all of us have come across many reviews stating how they had no idea what the plot was about. And then we ourselves watch it and we can see that the reviewer just couldn't get into it or perhaps missed a few things. Well this is the first time in my lifetime that I truly can say that the plot here is thinner than a wafer and with more plot holes than swiss cheese. Nothing makes sense its awful. When I finished watching it. I asked my brother what he thought about it. He is 10 years younger than I am. He immediately replied with "based 10/10". I told him that I wanted my 1.5 hours back. He then said "well its got zero characterization and almost no plot, but its got gorgeous animation and the lore is great". And there ya have it, why this piece of crap is raved on about until this day. Want a better plot and cooler characters? Try Hentai......