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May 27, 2012
Devil May Cry (Anime) add
You know, I never though a series could get away with relying on one character for the series to succeed. Seems kind of impractical to me, and would most definately lead to failure. You need character interactions, you need dramatic relationships, you need romance. Well, apparently Dante could give a s@#t less about that, because he's just gonna kick some monster ass and let you watch.

Story-wise it suffers. Why? There isn't one! It is an episodic series, which isn't bad by any means. The series basically follows the jobs that Dante is employed with at his office, Devil May Cry. Him and Patty, a young ...
May 27, 2012
Ani*Kuri15 (Anime) add
Anikuri 15 was something that showed up on an accidental search and I stumbled across it. And long behold I was quite happy with the outcome, because what I had come across was a showcase piece of some of the most talented artists in anime in which each one puts together a 1 minute short to see how fast they can create an atmosphere, a character that people can connect with, and a story or work of art that people can understand. It was quite a fascinating piece, and although I would've wanted more character development and story, for god's sake man, it one minute ...
May 27, 2012
Mixed Feelings
Kaze no Stigma got my attention with its Airbender-esque story and seemingly cute heroine. However, I went into thinking that it was going to be like every other action romance: the guy is going to be a complete pansy trying to impress the heroine through being reckless and stupid, and she will somehow fall in love with him. I was actually quite mistaken and was quite pleased with what actually did happen, but there were some things I was not quite hip on.

Lets start with Ayano. She is the cute heroine I was talking about, except I was a little naive. She actually is not ...
May 27, 2012
Now I hated Sailor Moon. And I HATED Tokyo Mew Mew. I was just not a fan of the whole magical girl thing. It was boring, corny, and the powers were usually not that great. Needless to say, when Madoka Magica aired, I almost didn't watch. And after the first couple episodes, I almost dropped it. It's a good thing I did because if I did, I would have dropped a fantastic series.

If you were asked to sell your soul as a magical girl in exchange for one wish, how long would it take to answer? What wishes would you debate in your head? Would ...
May 27, 2012
FLCL (Anime) add
There are anime that you watch because you want the stories to take you away to a place where your emotions can run wild, and when they bring you back you feel like a different person. Then, there are anime that you want to f@#k with your mind and make you roll on the ground with laughter. With that, this my review of FLCL.

Unless you do your homework, be prepared to watch it several times if you're looking for plot satisfaction. While the show itself is one of the funniest anime out there, its so confusing that you can't help but wonder what exactly ...
May 27, 2012
Elfen Lied (Anime) add
Don't get me wrong, I love me some bloody horror anime. Honestly, anime of the genre scare me more than anything that has been made in America. Elfen Lied had a chance to be one of those anime that truly struck fear in my heart, and after an onslaught of fans saying it was one of the most disturbing things out there, I quickly picked it up. Why not, since this was the first anime I've watched independent from Toonami, and change is nice. But why I got was a series that had a lot of potential to do wonders in the horror genre but ...
May 26, 2012
Suzuka (Anime) add
A crush is a strange thing. It can start when someone shows kindness or sympathy for you, or it could happen with no more than a glance. "Love at first sight" they say. But in the same breath, they say "Love is blind". When you fall for someone, there's not much you can do, even if they are a complete and utter b@#ch. Enter Suzuka, a sports/"romance" anime that will take you on emotional ride. That is, if that ride were on a unicycle over a long, gravel road...

Suzuki is supposed to be a high school romance drama, but...was it supposed to be romantic? Every ...
May 14, 2012
We as Americans have a different sort of drama preference. And of all these preferences, there is one that sticks to my mind. Shawshank Redemption, Prison Break, Green Mile, all these fantastic dramas have one thing in common: prison. Prison is naturally going to pull American viewers in, but why, I don't know. Perhaps its the despair people feel when they are stripped of everything, even their dignity, and how they struggle to survive in their hostile environment. Or maybe its the strong bonds created through prisoners holding on to hope by sharing it with prisoners who understand the pain and sorrow. Whatever the case ...
May 14, 2012
I for one find death metal quite funny. So much hate and on-stage disturbia, with low growls and dangerous mosh-pits...how cute:) But seriously, death metal is one musical style that I never thought would make a good topic for an anime, but apparently I was wrong. As a matter a fact, I was quite wrong.

DMC (Detroit Metal City) is about a young man named Soichi Negishi who longed to make a living in the world of music. However, even though he had a love for Swedish pop and liked playing similar music, he instead found himself fronting one of the hottest indie bands, DMC. He ...
May 14, 2012
Cat Shit One (Anime) add
Mixed Feelings
As part of the Call of Duty generation, I admit that I love shooting and killing virtual people. I don't even mind watching other people do it. I also don't mind watching bunnies and camels shoot each other....yep....

Cat Shit One is about...well...about the Iranian war basically. Iran is a bunch of camels. U.S. are bunnies.....yep....um, why the hell are we bunnies? You know what, who cares, we kick ass anyway. But essentially that is all this short ONA is about: U.S. bunnies kicking camel ass while saving two hostages. Besides that, there isn't anything to set the story apart from others or better yet, make ...


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