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Aug 22, 2016
[THIS REVIEW CONTAINS SPOILERS]
I was pleasantly surprised by the quality of this hentai. Itadaki♥Seieki belongs in my favourites list for a long time to come!
[STORY]
In short, it’s about a half-succubus (a female demon that entices males to feed on their blood) who falls in love with Kanzaki, an average high-school boy. At first, she proceeds to suck his blood, but then she learns that apparently fresh cum does the job better. What can I say, it’s a hentai, it’s not supposed to make sense. But the story is pretty well told and was enjoyable to watch. The succubus later gets gang-banged. If you like your
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girls with fangs or wings, Itadaki♥Seieki does the job pretty well. I found it strangely amusing how Setogaya Mari – the succubus – adjusts to the “wants” of the dudes and Kanzaki. It’s a weird feeling, but I found it a great aspect of Itadaki♥Seieki.
[ART]
Decent, with a likeable art style. Realistic but cute, and all bodies were drawn proportionally correct (ignoring the kyonyuu) and was generally a good part of the anime. I don’t really think there’s much I have to complain about in this section. It has a strange vibe to it, as if the lines were exceptionally thick and uneven, but it contributes to the overall atmosphere of the show. I’m not sure how to describe it. Definitely worth checking out if you like well-animated hentai.
[SOUND]
Well, this is going to be pretty obvious, but the sound in Itadaki♥Seieki is pretty damn good. The high-pitched moans and squeals are what makes the sound above average, and the sound of the moan matches the force of thing being inserted. (Weird comment, I know. I make some strange-ass observations). The background music is decent, but only per the standards of hentai. We all know music isn’t what we come to hentai for, right?
[CHARACTERS]
There’s the succubus Mari, and Kanzaki, and 2 guys. Succubus girl is adorable, hot, has big oppai desu, and is really well-drawn. Kanzaki is a virgin with really high expectations and has some weird fetishes. The two dudes are morons who try to rape a half-succubus half-vampire, which is the last place I would force my dick. For a hentai, the characters are pretty funny and executed spectacularly.
[ENJOYMENT]
I’ve rewatched this too many times to even bother updating it on MAL, for pretty obvious reasons. Itadaki♥Seieki delivers every time, for the reason that it happens to appeal to several “hentai preferences” in a well-drawn, humorous, and aesthetically pleasing product. I guess I have to say I really enjoyed this.
[OVERALL]
Overall, I would definitely recommend this hentai if you’re into the genre. I actually watched this several times before finding it on @_Kelsey_’s profile not too long ago, so I was pleasantly reminded of this perverted masterpiece. Essential watch for any budding hentai enthusiast. Next time I see a succubus, instead of running away I’m going to calmly say “my body is ready”.
Rated “P” for “Please don't bite my dick off”.
Reviewer’s Rating: 10
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Jul 26, 2016
[MAJOR SPOILERS, AND A LOT OF THEM, AHEAD]
SHAFT, the studio behind this anime, really need to be congratulated. One of the best anime I have seen to date, Madoka Magica explores the idea of being sent back in time to re-do your mistakes and to save one's life to no use, as the past can no longer be changed. How determination can't be everything you need and that great sacrifices must be made in cases that warrant it. I came for a mahō shōjo, I left with a shattered heart and nine gallons of tears.
[STORY] (contains one ridiculously major spoiler)
In short, it's about an asshole
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cat-like creature called (In)Kyubey(tor) who persuades some high-school girls to become Magical Girls for the reward of being granted one wish. This, however, turns out to be miles short of a worthy reward, as the pain of being a magical girl is nothing but pain and desperation until you die. The story has various plot twists, intense moments, side stories, and incredibly well-executed events that made me feel ridiculously "in the world" and concerned for all of the characters' (besides Kyubey, fuck Kyubey) well-being. One bit that made me lose my (emotional) shit was when in the last episode (SPOILER!!!) Junko asks Homura "Who is Madoka? Is she some sort of cartoon character?" after Madoka's little brother draws her in the ground. That gave me a feeling that I can only describe as "Oh my Jesus stop or I think I might jump out of the ninth floor window".
[ART]
Extremely well-done animation on SHAFT's part, Madoka Magica doesn't fail to please with it's unique style of animating battles that remind me of coloured paper cut-outs, and the way that characters are drawn is a unique and enticing aspect of the art for me. It's a break from the usual style (think Azumanga Daioh) of drawing. The style is captivating and unique, and I found it to be an important part of the series. +5 points for the epic animation of the Walpurgis Night and +20 points for the death animations. The art in MSMM is nothing to be laughed at, and nothing short of perfection in the genre.
[SOUND]
The BGM is badass, character voicing extremely well done, and I went as far as to purchase ClarIS - Connect, the OP. Each piece fits the situation the characters are in and the tone expresses how they are feeling. I didn't really pay an incredible amount of attention to the sound when watching, as I was too focused on the gripping story and unbelievable animation rather than sound, however I did note it was of a very high quality, just like the entire anime itself.
[CHARACTER] (Has super major spoilers, don't read if you don't want 99% of the series spoiled)
All of the characters in Mahou Shoujo Madoka★Magica are characters that I enjoyed and would like to see more of. All of them are largely original, and don't really follow a set pattern (e.g. I would classify Kyoka as a tsundere if I had to, but she's not even that, she's more of a protective but always initially hostile character), which I appreciated when watching. A large amount of them die, however. And you would think that it'd just give you the feeling of "Oh, they're gone. Well, shit.", but it didn't. For me, it was much larger, for the reason being that I developed some sort of strange emotional bond with the characters. I understood what they were going through and, as the internet would say, "felt for them". When any of the characters died, I usually locked myself within my room for a day and spent it in a miserable mood knowing the character wouldn't be there anymore. And when [censored] died, I literally spent an entire school week crying - I have, by the way, cried about seven times after the age of seven as of writing this review - and didn't talk to almost anyone for said week. That's a major feat for an animation if you ask me. Kyoka's sad past also had an impact on me.
[ENJOYMENT]
0/10. But I wrote 10/10 for the reason that this is by no means an anime meant to be enjoyed. This is an anime that's supposed to make you cry a river (as it did), not make you proclaim your love for the in-series ships. It's supposed to make you shut yourself in your room for a week (as it did), not go out and tell all your friends to watch this when they're sad. And it succeeds in every last inch of that. It entices you in with a cover and song suited for a happy schoolgirl Mahō Shōjo, and leaves you wondering how you fell for this trickery, when it's not even the 1st of April. A masterpiece among quite a few masterpieces, MSMM includes such intricate detail and gripping story that I honestly think that it was created over the span of 20 years.
[OVERALL]
Do you like happy schoolgirls?
Do you like the Mahō Shōjo genre?
Do you like cute kittens with ear-rings?
Do you like magical battles that always result in a win for the main character?
Well, look no further, because you've gone about as fucking far from that as you can.
Do not watch this if you're feeling down.
Do not watch this if you can't take a sad anime ending.
Do not watch this if you like your characters to stay alive.
Do not watch this if you're normal, watch this only if you're sure you can take the 300 minutes of emotional rollercoaster that Madoka Magica is, and even then come prepared.
Rated "K" for "Kyubey should be burned at the stake - even if he's invincible".
Reviewer’s Rating: 10
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Jul 26, 2016
[MY DAD'S CAR HAS SPOILERS, SO DOES THIS]
Yamada-kun to Nananin no Majo was the second anime I recall ever watching. It was quite a treat and I really enjoyed it, and even recommended it to a couple of friends. But why? Well, just read below to find out.
[STORY]
Have you ever space out in class, only to find yourself thinking "I wonder what I would do if I could switch bodies with someone?" only to go on tangents that aren't MAL-appropriate to write? Because Yamajo explores just that idea, and it explores it in a strange way. The story is that the school that Yamada goes
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to has a set of 7 witches that have all sorts of strange abilities, such as body-switching, force-falling-in-love, telepathy, freezing time, and precognition. He trips on a stair-case, and body switches with Urara Shiraishi (:3), and realises this when he wakes up in the infirmary. +40 points for the fact that the first thing he does is go to the bathroom and take off his clothes, which is what we all know we would do. The ending is decent and well done, and all the relationships (Ushio-Nene or Urara-Yamada) are really fun to ship. Any minor side stories (e.g. the school trip) were also a good watch for the plainly funny humour it involved.
[ART]
Something I found to be a pretty good factor in the series was the art. For example, the shade of Ushio/Miyamura's and Yamada's hair was strikingly better than what I would've normally happened (grey and brown hair respectively) - because we all know that the art of a show can be judged solely by the hair colours of two characters. This isn't some sort of Sistine Chapel painting, but it has better animation than a lot of anime out there.
[SOUND]
The voice acting is pretty well done (especially that of Urara), but the OP theme is one of my favourites in anime as a whole. WEAVER really performed "Kuchizuke Diamond" excellently to the point that I bought their CD to be imported from Japan to the UK. The ED song is also quite good, although, in my opinion, not quite as good as the aforementioned OP. BGM is standard.
[CHARACTERS]
The characters involve :
+ Badman McBadGrades - Yamada
+ GoodGrades McWaifu - Urara Shiraishi (WITCH)
+ Smugfuck Smartypants - Nene Odagiri (WITCH)
+ Gaylord McHomo - It's obvious if you watch it
+ Nobodycares Weirdfacts - Itou
And of course the witches themselves, which have very distinct and often well executed personalities + voicing and such that matches the character's appearance. Ootsuka best dandere.
[ENJOYMENT]
I definitely think it was a worthwhile watch and would recommend it to anyone new to anime. It might not be as known or popular as, say, DragonBall Z or One Piece, but it's well executed enough that it deserves a high rating and more viewership. I happily viewed the OVA (And super-short ONA) later, because I really liked the world that this was set in, and the environment of Suzuka High.
[OVERALL]
Definitely something I would recommend. It has lovable characters (besides the ones you're not supposed to like), an interesting form of telling the story, decent voice acting and you can see that work was actually put into this to make it good and worth watching.
Rated "U" for "Urara is adorable (and we need to make a real-life clone of her)".
Reviewer’s Rating: 8
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Jul 26, 2016
[SGT SPOILER REPORTING FOR DUTY]
So, these last 3 episode of Ore no Imouto ga Konnani Kawaii Wake ga Nai. seem to get extreme amounts of hate. Why? Is it because these people didn't get the pairing they wanted? Because if that's the case, then holy shit that's childish. Sure, I really loved the Kuroneko relationship, but if he doesn't love her but instead *ahem* someone else, then what's there to discuss? He can go with his *ahem* someone else then, can't he. It's Kyousuke's decision.
[STORY]
The story is pretty much no different from the rest of OreImo (I'm not sure why these are called Specials, since
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they're just the finale for Season 2), although the bit where (WARNING : HUUGE SPOILER) Kuroneko breaks up with Kyousuke and then the reverse happens was a major tear-jerker for me. It was just plain sad and I kinda wanted to give Kuroneko a hug.
[ART]
I'm giving it a nine out of ten not because it's some sort of "pinnacle of today's animation", but because it does what it's there to do better than you would think. Even though, whilst the art is very good and aesthetically pleasing, I believe it could've done more. +1 point for Stardust Witch Meruru's animation.
[SOUND]
The sound is well executed and high-quality, and the OP/ED songs are both catchy (although, unfortunately, no longer as catchy as "Irony", the first season's OP). There isn't much to talk about besides the pretty decent SFX and super-catchy (and now iconic) Meruru OP song.
[CHARACTER]
The yandere, the (weirdo) dandere, the two-faced, the tsundere imouto, and quite a few others. What's not to like? Kirino can be a terrible tsunderbitch at times, but I believe that that's the point. Kuroneko is still a queen-tier waifu for me, and she looks adorable as Kuroneko/Kamineko/Yamineko, and often better as herself, Ruri Gokou. Kanako is an even bigger tsundere (or rather, a tsuntsundere), and Ayase is the popular-kid-who-turns-out-to-be-a-bit-of-a-yandere - that's actually original, kek. There are other characters too, such as Manami, who I hated for being a selfish twattess, and Bridget, who was just a shy little minor character. (I don't even know if she appears in the Specials). The characters also have the best hentai and dōjinshi I've seen for any anime! Take for example, "I'm Going To Cum Inside My Little Sister, And All Her Friends Too!". The title is very thought-provoking and the dōjin explores the idea of communism in a previously capitalist country, in the form of 4 girls getting pumped with cum.
[ENJOYMENT]
What can I say, I really enjoyed the anime and accepted the ending, even if it wasn't too obvious on what happened and did some things I would've preferred it didn't. But what kind of an anime is one that panders to your every desire and always follows on just like you want it to? Exactly. OreImo doesn't give a fuck, OreImo is a strong, independent Japanese anime who don't need no fan utopia. The ending is just like we all knew it'd be.
[OVERALL]
The ending of OreImo was somewhat of a surprise, but I later realised why. The author of the original work was not allowed to finish with an incestuous ending, so he added a kiss at the end of the season to show that "Yes, they stayed together despite saying they won't.". If you didn't quite understand that, that's pretty understandable since it was a subtle enough touch that it didn't quite prohibit it's broadcasting. If you really want to understand more about the ending, you should probably read the light novels after.
Rated "T" for "This Anime Can't Have The Best Doujin On The Internet!".
Reviewer’s Rating: 9
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Jul 25, 2016
[SHIGERU MIYAMOTO SPONSORS THIS SPOILER ALERT BANNER]
It's all about a mangaka teen who's father wants him to take over his dagashi store (think London corner shop) called Kokonotsu. A while later he meets a girl who looks exactly like the one from his manga, except this one has a sweet tooth for anything Japanese and edible (or non-edible, for that matter), and an extremely inappropriate sense of humour (which is what we all like) which derives from the fact that she doesn't really know where the boundaries stand or the concept of an innuendo. And then shit happens for 12 episodes.
[STORY]
The whole of the main
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story (mostly spoiler-free) is in the first paragraph. Besides that, Dagashi Kashi is more like a 12-episode, 23 minute commercial for various Japanese sweet companies. Each episode is laid in the format that "Kokonotsu does something related to some random-ass sweet, Hotaru finds out and realises, she spends an eternity lecturing him on the sweet's history and intricate details no-one but "tru dagashi fanatiks" care about.". Despite this, I found the story interesting as I could learn about various Japanese sweets, and I got to see more of Best Girl Saya and Big Boobs Hotaru.
[ART]
Everything in the show is actually surprisingly well drawn, although the artist's style of drawing eyes is wildly weird for me (weird circles instead of an iris and pupil), although I believe this fits the style of the rest. Dagashi Kashi's animation is actually pulled off pretty well, and flawed only by slight marks of dullness and not much variety or showcasing of it's limits.
[SOUND]
The voice acting is well done (even in the dub) and both the OP and ED songs are catchy enough for me to remember them long after DK's finished airing. There's not much to talk about here, but I will also remark that the sound effects used with in are also of a high quality and good use in my opinion.
[CHARACTER]
+1 point for "Huge Heavies Hotaru" : a fun and humorous but also dagashi-educated purple-haired weirdo
+200 points for Best Girl Saya : sharp-minded, sharp-tongued, and sharp-toothed, what's not to love about this mini-tsundere wrapped in a StarRamyunBucks apron?
+1 point for the mangaka trope which is still good
+1 point for the not that funny guy who thinks he's funny, Endou
+999 points for the YouTuber dad who fails at everything he does
The characters are well fleshed-out and have interesting backstories (besides Hotaru, which we don't know much about), and behave in a way realistic of those who would be placed in the same situation in real life.
[ENJOYMENT]
I enjoyed watching approximately 10,560 seconds of what seemed to be a Japanese snacks commercial, surprisingly. I'd really want to see what happens between Kokonotsu and Saya, as we all know that it's meant to be.
[OVERALL]
A commercial worth paying for. Dagashi Kashi was a good watch, and I'd recommend it to someone interested in Japanese culture.
Rated "W" for "Wanna become adults?".
Reviewer’s Rating: 8
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Jul 25, 2016
[WARNUNG : SUMMEN SPOILEREN AHEADDEN]
So, I actually came upon this anime by actually buying it. Yes, you heard that right, I legally purchased this DVD, although I was probably enticed by the hot girls on the cover in Christmas cosplay. It's not as bad as some of the reviews say it is, although it's not amazing either.
[STORY]
The story, in short, tells us of a guy called Santa who was born on Christmas and is pissed all his life because he doesn't get any presents or a separate birthday and his parents never come home. Although I would be pissed too if my parents named me
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Santa. He then meets Mai, a "Santa Claus in training" (??) who proceeds to demonstrate some oogly-boogly magic on him, and it takes like a whole episode for the twat to realise that she's trying to make him happy and have a decent party and life for once, at which point she turns into a huge-boobed blonde who can do more than she could before because of the legendary Power of the Kiss (TM). And in Episode 2, we meets a tsunderbitch childhood friend of Mai's, a loli version of a loli (this is literally baby porn of some sort, there is nudity in this) and we have to say goodbye to Mai as she goes back to Santa School. I kinda wish there was a 3rd episode to explain what happened after she went back, but this anime came out when I first learnt to write my name properly, so it doesn't matter now.
[ART]
Your typical 2005 generic "just draw something" art. The DVD I bought this on (with dub) had some sort of scan-line issue which really irritated me, but that's not the actual anime itself as much as the shitty format it was rebranded as in the UK, so I'm not counting that issue. Art is similar to that of Love Hina, although it's not what I would call "high-calibre animation".
[SOUND]
Well, it's in it. The sub's seiyuu aren't the worst thing in the universe, they're pretty bearable and do a good job, with the best one being Mai's, I reckon. I don't even remember the OP or ED songs, and (as of writing this review), I finished watching this series 4 hours ago.
[CHARACTER]
Generic shite to be honest, but executed in a way which could've been worse, so rated a 4 instead of a 3. The tsunderbitch Shelly is the only real one I don't like, even if she did do some nice things for Mai.
[ENJOYMENT]
Worth the money I paid for it (£2.50/$3.28), considering it wasn't "the most terrible thing to happen this decade" or "the greatest thing since the wheel", I think that if you want to view this anime then do, but if you're not interested, then don't bother. It's only rated a R+ for a reason - no, not to show some tits - but to market the anime and compensate for it's lack of a captivating story or the needed "oomph" for it to work.
[OVERALL]
A cross between a 4 and a 5 for me, so a 4.5 at best. Not horrible as people say it is, but definitely nothing I would recommend to someone wanting to watch anime.
Rated "S" for "Shithead Santa girl with nice boobs that can only summon things that start with an S for some strange reason".
Reviewer’s Rating: 5
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Jul 25, 2016
[REE REE SPOILERS INCOMING BUT NOT THAT MANY]
This is the only anime I have watched in which my mom is actually correct by calling it a "chinese cartoon". I came for a harem, I came out with a slightly-bleeding heart and a harem.
[STORY]
So these girls eat some chocolates, they fall in love with this utter badman Jiang Hayoi (I can't spell Chinese names) and he gets his own harem, which includes
+ The Hot Girl Everybody Wants : Xiao Zitong
+ The Yandere As F**k Bitch With A Sword : Xueli
+ The Athletic "Team Captain" : Tang Xuan
+ The Cute Shy and Quiet Half-Loli : Lin
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Yuan
+ The F*cking Fairy : Mei Tata
And some of the backstories are actually well-written and wanted me to reach through my screen and help them. Of course, that's not possible, as I now know after breaking my screen.
[ART]
The art is nothing special, although surprisingly decent for something that, by English - not Japanese - definition, isn't even anime. I really like the way that Lin Yuan and Xiao Zi Tong are drawn in particular, although I'm not sure why. Something just strikes me about their appearance. Me and a friend that were watching this, however, noted that for the first episode or so, we both kinda thought that Mei and Xiao were the same girl, due to a similar appearance.
[SOUND]
Not exactly memorable in terms of background music, but the OP is still stuck in my head even now. Something about the melody is very catchy, and made me download a copy of it to my laptop so I can listen to it. The ED is pretty decent too, making a nice "background flow" for the credits to play to.
[CHARACTER]
Exactly the type of characters you would expect to see in a harem, although surprisingly well executed, so I give it two more points.
[ENJOYMENT]
I came for a harem, I left with a harem and a tear.
What can I say, the stories behind Xueli, Lin Yuan, and Xiao in particular gave me what I can only describe as a "sensation of empathy and desire to help the characters" whilst watching, and it wasn't quite as bad as I thought it'd be, due to the generic tags and descriptions it came with. Good luck for Mei as she graduates her lil' Academy some day in the future.
[OVERALL]
An anime which isn't bad, but isn't mind-blowingly awesome either. A harem with a bit more than harem if you catch my drift.
Rated "M" for "Made in China".
Reviewer’s Rating: 7
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Jul 25, 2016
[SOME SPOILERS AHEAD, BUT THEY WON'T REALLY SPOIL MUCH]
Fairy Tail was the first anime I ever watched, unless you count random episodes of Pokémon aired in the worst Polish dub I've heard in my life. It was also one of the best to this day, for the sole reason that it captivates, motivates, and innovates (kind of, anyway).
[STORY]
The story revolves around a girl called Lucy finding her way to her favourite guild, Fairy Tail, and after she does this, generally having adventures. The general story is amazing, to the point where even the filler episodes/arcs aren't absolutely terrible, and actually worth watching. I won't go
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spoiling much, but Hiro Mashima has really succeeded in writing a captivating and interesting (as well as worthwile) story for me in Fairy Tail.
[ART]
Whilst it's not ground-breakingly ridiculous, the art is no joke in Fairy Tail. It's animated very well and makes me feel as if I am experiencing the story, and not just watching some guys have it. Especially when compared to the 2nd Generation of Fairy Tail, the art is about as good as the rest of the show.
[SOUND]
The sound is perhaps one of the best things in Fairy Tail if not the anime itself. I have literally purchased every song in the OST because it's one of the most amazing I've heard in the 5000 or so days that I've been on this Earth. The Main Theme is super bad-ass and pairs very well with action scenes, "Snow Fairy" makes me want to cry whenever I hear it, and any theme after that is actually memorable to me, for example "Rock City Boy" and "Towa no Kizuna" - which is another great theme. The voice acting is very well done in my opinion, although I stuck to the dub with this one, for the reason being that there's a lot of action on the screen, and I didn't want to miss any details or the action itself because I'm looking at the subtitles. Not to mention, FUNimation has done a really good job of voicing this one. I have still not found a single song that I don't like in the series. Even the "background" songs that are only there to play when somebody is talking so things aren't silent!
[CHARACTER]
Whilst perhaps the characters aren't the most original bunch you'll ever meet, they're certainly enjoyable to watch. Lucy is a materialistic but surprisingly friendly and loyal owner of 12 (and more) keys that summon spirits. Natsu is a swagmeister twat who destroys everything he touches but will overcome anything if it's for his friends ("U made lucy cri. i will kill u now"). Gray is an amateur stripper who controls ice (but not his shirt) with a somewhat poor sense of humour but sad past. Erza is what I would hesitantly call a "tsundere", even though she's not really that. She's very intimidating and scary on the outside, but once you get to know her, she's just an awkward silly girl who likes to have fun and eat cake (and maybe kill some monsters on the side).
Even the minor characters are lovable and/or fun to watch, take for example Cana or Makarov. Cana is an alcoholic who never gets drunk and an interesting history as well as humour, and Makarov is a fun-sized old weirdo who doesn't give a fuck about the police - sorry, Magic Council - and loves perving on his guild's female members. He is, however, a great Guild Master and is ready to fight and sacrifice for Fairy Tail and it's members.
[ENJOYMENT]
Well, I'll keep this short. Let's just say that I finished the entire first series of 175 episodes in less than a week.
If that doesn't tell you how much I enjoyed this bloody thing, I don't know what will.
[OVERALL]
A must-watch for anybody who likes shōnen, magic, or a bit of fanservice (what can I say, with characters like these, you can't NOT use some fanservice). Previously rated a 9/10 by me, but changed to a 10/10 because I realised how good this anime really is.
Rated "A" for "A magical guild in Fiore is destroying everything in it's midst and that's alright because all it's members are hot"
Reviewer’s Rating: 10
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Jul 25, 2016
WARNING : 13 year-old reviewing hentai below. He must be a badman.
[SPOILERS/SUMMARY IN THIS PARAGRAPH]
So basically, Airi the tsundere bitch gets stuck in a cave with her rapish step-dad and they proceed to fuck to "conserve body heat". Shortly after, they meet a childhood friend which has some sort of magical talent for turning into an identical copy of someone. Then they fuck with two Airis and it all turns out to be a dream but it isn't actually.
[A BIT OF SPOILER]
Thus, it gets a nine from me. Hentai is supposed to make you go "oh yeah, this shit turns me on", not "they forgot
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to fill a plot-hole!" (they have other holes to fill), or "but those breasts aren't natural size!". And that's where Oni Chichi : Vacation succeeds for me. In the scene in which they are taking shelter, I really liked Airi's clothes, and the animation in which she was promptly fucked. The sounds are really well done too, they sound just like an Asian girl being deeply penetrated by a 10" cock (I know this from personal experience). I particularly enjoyed Airi's high-pitched noises as her dad was twisting her nipples. +1 brownie point for the somewhat-obvious hentai lines which turn you on 90°. You know, "You're going to put your trashy dick in my wet pussy?", "No, don't fuck my virgin cunt" and the like. Good stuff.
[CONSIDERABLE AMOUNT OF SPOILER]
In the next section, Kou-"chan" and Airi-chan encounter Mari, an osananajimi (hey look at me I know some random Japanese, therefore I am Japanese) of Kou's. He proceeds to tell Airi how he liked her and how they used to have fun. And then she FUCKING MAGICALLY I SWEAR changes into a virtually identical copy of Airi, except not in seifuku (+1 brownie point), but in revealing Christmas cosplay (+1 brownie point). Do I even have to explain what happens next?
Well, they sit down for dinner, enjoy a nice, home-made casserole and then discuss the political state of Lithuania, of course. As in, self-cest of some unidentifiable kind occurs and Airi watches "herself" fuck her step-dad only to join in like a sane normal person (+2 points for not only self-cest, but threesome-ious self-cest). -1 point for boobs that look like they've been drawn by a 3rd grader on the wall under a staircase with wax crayons. For fuck's sake, even Hotaru Shidare from Dagashi Kashi doesn't have melons that big. However, +1 point for the deeply philosophical conversation that Airi and Mari have whilst riding Kou's face and dick, respectively. Then they pass out on the floor.
[OH COME ON, THIS IS A HENTAI. DO YOU REALLY CARE ABOUT SPOILERS?]
Airi and Kou wake up in a hospital to be greeted by a worried Marina (his other underage daughter. My my, that works out well) , and informs them that they've only been found due to a loud raccoon making noise. Thank god that a raccoon scraping against a tree is louder than a hairy old man raping his underage loli daughter in a cave. Then, Kou tells Marina a little bit about Mari-nee (see a similarity between "Marina" and "Mari-nee"??) and she instantly dismisses him as a pervert. Airi then remembers Mari and asks him some questions that made him realise it wasn't really a dream. Although it could've been. Kind of.
The video then ends with a still shot of Airi smiling and happily exclaiming that her step-father is a pervert, as you do. I believe that Oni Chichi in general explores the thought-provoking ideas of the Lolita complex, Stockholm syndrome, The Weeb Effect, and plain ignorance for the sake of being fucked in the vaginal area.
Overall, 9/10 anime would watch again. Don't see why people think this is "fucked up" when they've never seen Boku no Pico or Kodomo no Jikan (one of my favourites in terms of hentai).
Rated - "R" for "Raping your underage daughter with a copy of herself in a cave is completely fine if you tell her it's for survival".
Reviewer’s Rating: 9
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