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Ragnarök online the animation done right.

A true hidden gem for those who can see the gem hidden inside.

There is a story, but you won't see it unless you look for it.
There are character development, but you won't know about it unless you read between the lines.
It is very fun, but only for those who can understand this very specific kind of humor.

Seriously though, if you like original Ragnarök online and are nostalgic for that great dating service, go watch this anime right now.
Otherwise check the first few episodes to see if you're into this kind of humor and don't bother if you're not.
It doesn't get ... better, but it also doesn't get worse.
It does get a bit deeper, but it is not very deep and it is not made with depth in mind.

Unlike many other similar projectus, this one does actually have a complete story.

Does the story make sense? It makes minimal sense.
Is it an interesting story? No, not really.
Does it teach us something important? Actually yes, about importance of friendship and relationships.
So yes, it's not great, and not very deep, but it is still nice and it doesn't leave you dissatisfied, like many other projectus do.

Is the art style cute? Yes.
Is this anime about cute girls doing cute things? Yes.
Are these girls seen naked? Yes.
... Does this anime show pussy? Yes, it actually does.
Why is it rated PG-13 while showing naked young girls and also pussy? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
Is this an ecchi anime? No, not really, other than a couple of very short scenes.

But it also teaches a good lesson, shows cute stuff and does have some action and emotions.
And it is animated well.
And it is not very long.

It is far from being great, but it is still good and worth watching.

This movie is just pure love.
It shows the very pinnacle of feelings and emotions and it does so in an unbelievably good way.

It's old-school in a very good way.
Attention to detail, animations, sound, composition, story, characters and everything else is top of the top.
And it's not too old-school, so the art style doesn't look aged, the opposite of that, even nowadays it looks much better than anything modern.

The story is "aww", the scenes are "wow" and the movie overall is "aaa".
You can feel how important and well thought every small detail is.
And, like a good old school anime, it starts easy to not overwhelm you ... and it goes grand and beyond.

I don't rate a title 10/10 unless it is an actual masterpiece.
This one is and it is about love.

No, I can't take it anymore, please make it stop!
Watching this garbage is like a torture, it makes me feel pain.
It's stupid, it's shallow, it's baseless and also it's poorly drawn.
There are no characters, there's no story, there's no logic, there's no action and it doesn't even try to make any sense.
And it is also so boring, I'd rather watch paint dry than this.

Please make it stop!
Oh, wait, I can make it stop.
I can just stop watching.

... And so should you, don't waste your time and your health on this piece of worthless stupidity.
Go watch literally anything else instead.
Finding something that is worse than this is a challenge.

It's just a result of someone making a fetish of drool way too far.
No, really, if you're into drool, you'll love it.
If not, there's nothing interesting here.

The story may look like there's something to it, but there actually ain't.
It's just another weird chuni-girl, there's no reason for her actions, there's no hidden plot, there's nothing. She's just crazy, that's all.
Drool magic is explained as being just a common part of the setting, it's not special in any way.
So it all comes to yet another "a boy and his tsundere", except that tsundere is often acting like kudere and some times like ... chuni.

The art looks actually nice when it does. There are a lot of visible cheap budget cuts, but there also are a lot of very nice looking scenes and animations. And the naked girls do look great (hate you for censoring though). If only there was something other than the art.

The main characters are as empty as they can be and I am thankful for the fact that they do not take all the screen time. But they do take more than enough to start boring you.

So overall it's a somewhat boring weird fetish anime with nice looking naked girls, but those are censored and there is nothing else worth watching. There's also nothing else bad enough to make it worse than it is.

If you're into drool, it's a must; and if you're not, don't waste your time.

It's a rare hidden gem I have to say.
Not everybody would like it, but this only makes it better for those who will.
Because you can't be a masterpiece loved by everybody.
Because the only way to have something not disliked by anyone is to have nothing.

This one have some controversial stuff.
And I'd prefer it to have less of it to be honest.
But it's ain't bad enough to distract for the good.

And oh boy does it have good.
... There's character development.
There's plot development.
The lore is actually deep and also consistent.
Bad guys exist not to just be bad and do bad stuff, they are actually characters too.

The worst part is that the story is very much incomplete.

Look, it's an anime about people who are good at playing music.
Yeah, look, don't listen, because the music they are playing is mediocre at best and actually awful.
But they never stop blowing their own horn.

And the same goes with romance.
It's an anime about a boy who loves a girl and they have sorta-relationships.
Or not. Who cares. The boy sure doesn't, and the girl is as concerned and is feeling as much as a corpse.

This anime is as shallow as a dry poddle.
It's a shame they've wasted such quality art on it.
...
Don't waste your time, just check some screencaps and you'll know everything about it.
There's not much story and no development at all.

Walking in a forest, notice a naked girl being tied to a tree.
Surely, nothing could go wrong and also what a great day to have a forest walk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).

Some insects are bothering the girl, let's use a stick to hit the girl and also squash the insects.
Sounds perfectly reasonable, 100% should work.

Surely should untie her, and, since we're deep in a forest, punch her in the face.
And also rape her just in case, wouldn't hurt.

Also insert a random stick in your pussy and let me soccer-punch it.
... Must feel good, right?

This is just some dumb concentrated perverseness and nothing to distract you from it.

Yet another Japanese "projektu".
Let me tell you what's wrong with these projectus: it's exactly the same problem early access video games have nowadays, people just throw in shallowest ideas that sound cool in hopes that it will stick.
Let me tell what is wrong with this: good idea doesn't need to sound cool and different from the first glance, good idea needs to result in something deep and complete; cool sounding shallow ideas never work in the long term because there is no depth nor completeness.
This is why so many early access video games only leave early access by becoming abandonware.
This is why so many projectus ... are as shallow as a dry poddle.

Long story short, after watching first three episodes you'll know everything about the world.
There's nothing more to it, there's no more plot, there's no more story, there's no depth.
This thing just works until they break it and then it doesn't.

Game over.

But seriously, all and every one of you butthurting ones, you knew there's guro before you started watching.

This is just a short story about close family relationships in a very uneasy situation.
Surely we saw better stories than this one, but we also saw many more much worse stories.

I can't really tell you much else without spoiling the story, but just either enjoy some visual and audial guro or go somewhere else.
This one is not great, but it was well worth ~30 minutes it took to complete.

Also, dear myanimelist, how am I supposed to write a longer review for a ~30 minutes long anime densely packed ... with story if I am asked to try my best to not write any spoilers?