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Are you kidding me with this fucking series man? Like I could literally only get 4 episodes in cause it was that bad. It's nothing but a fucking magnet for people who are obsessed with lollis, that’s literally this whole show. The story's shitty the characters are random as shit the fucking world these writers throw you into is not explained in the slightest. Let me get into a little detail, cause I actually only watched 4 episodes before I decided it was enough. Bright animation isn't enough to keep me watching. (If I state questions our shit that gets resolved in later episodes my ... apologies)

Story
It's some ass. It's so damn cliché oh big monsters took over the world and the bad guy is trying to harvest or use them to take over or destroy the world or whatever and he wants the main guy to help for some unbeknown reason besides oh you interested me. Why the fuck did he interest you, how in gods name could this copy and paste main character from an early 2000's shonen jump anime interest you. The first and second episode are both absolutely pointless they're there to attempt to get you to care for these characters which no one does nor will you ever and to provide as little and as vague as a background for our two mc's so they can throw in what ever the hell they want to later. It's dick butt 2/10

Character
Our main characters are like this, the guy's apparently a like super badass half robot or some shit which we don't find out till episode three or four after he's fought the bad guy two other times already. Like why'd it take you so long to start using your robo limbs man, homies fucking died like he had them in both the fights with this obviously really powerful guy this point just really pissed me off so I'm gonna leave it at that. But robo arm man..robo arm. Now what about the girl well this is a bad example since this show isn't very popular not is it exceptionally good either but if you've ever seen a dark rabbit has seven lives she's essentially haruka. All up on the guys dick, oh blah blah I'm gonna marry you blah blah I love you blah blah shoot me in the woods blah blah surprise kiss blah blah. She's cute don't get me wrong (but the girls in a dark rabbit has seven lifes are way fucking better himea for life dogs). Oh and the one bitch with like clean cut tipped hair or whatever is literally *Insert abusive childhood friend that actually likes MC here*. The bad guy has a mask and reminds me of Pegasus from yugiyo for no reason in particular. The white haired girls super cute. That’s all. Fuck the rest. Actually even fuck these. 1/10

Animation
The fighting is actually pretty sweet. Well the 15 seconds of the fighting is pretty sweet. Cause all the fights are dumb short or not shown. Ending in a bullet or two and maybe even a kick or a punch. The art's kinda nice I guess its what you'd expect of a lot of recent animation bright but like glooming and dark at the same time it's strange if you're up to date with RE you understand what I mean. 6/10

Overall
All in all this show is straight dick n balls in a can. The fact it has a 7.5 makes me want to jump infront of a speeding train legs first so my legs break as I get flung into the water below where I'll drown slowly being unable to swim cause of my broken legs. I've tried rewatching it on multiple occasions and each and every time I try to revisit I always forgot why I stopped watching it, then I see the ferst episode and remember. 4 episodes is the farthest I've gotten and the farthest I ever will thank you very much. Eat a Dick. 3/10

Hey females and fella, first review I’m gonna attempt to write cause I’m bored and I need a reason to finish anime’s I keep delaying, and please don’t kill me over the grammar and chance’s of contradictions I’m honestly just typing this as I watch the show and jotting down the things I see and what not and in all honesty the grammar shit doesn’t matter as long as my point gets across thats all I honestly care about, so enjoy.

This anime is absolutely amazing as a comedy and strictly that,the girlies are cute as shit, art is beautifully bright but easy to look at ... and the whole super masochism thing I found myself laughing at more times than I can remember. But anything other than that it gets a meh score from me.

Story: There uh really isn’t one. It pretty much goes like this.
“Fix my problem!”
“Of course I love to help, But I also really wish I was Taiga *Get’s angry*”

Thats about it besides episode 3 which really pissed me off, like the show got super serious Out of no where. I could give two shits about handsome boxer guy (who’s name I’m too lazy to look up). Adding this whole scene with the forced dating scenario and him ending up hitting her was a sad and weak attempt at making us feel sympathetic and giving us an unnecessary explanation for her man-phobia. Which they could just have easily used her parents divorce for. It honestly just completely took me out of the show. Story gets like a 2/10.

Characters: What rhymes with “dish hay” that’s right every body cliche. They literally matched each and every character up with one word and based everything about them with it.

Mio: Tsundere
Taro: Masochist (I know that’s the whole idea of the show but besides masochist his other “redeeming” quality is being the main character so still not much creativity to work with)
Yunoo: Feminist ( Now don’t get triggered, Get it ha! But her whole thing is hating guys and thats it)
Hayama: Yaoi
Noa: Science
Yumi: Yuri

I could deal with the weak characters as long as the humor was still present but once they got into the unnecessary serious segments the show literally became back ground noise while I scavenged the collective tab on ifunny. Which i only stopped to look up from when I heard Taro screaming in excitement. Characters get like a 5/10, it’s a cliche for a reason.

Comedy: If it’s your first time watching this show you’ll most likely find yourself laughing multiple times through out. One of the few good things about this show is it’s over-exaggeration of masochism, Taro takes that shit to another level, but sadly even that gets kind of tiresome after one viewing and thats also where the creativity comedy wise stops. The jokes are mediocre at best and with out the whole you’re a pervert so I’ll hit you hard enough to kill you, thing going on which by the way is 80% of the jokes. This show would bomb ever harder than it already has. First Time Viewing: 8/10 (Simply cause it’s my kind of humor)
Repeats: 4/10 (It’s get stale as shit)

Art: This shows biggest redeeming quality. It’s art is super beautiful and super bright while somehow still being easy on the eyes (Even at 3 in the morning). Characters are the brightest and clearest things on the screen which they should be, complementing nicely with the multiple settings. I don’t really have much to say about the art since I’m not much of an art guy myself, so I sadly can’t critique every defining feature of an episode sorry haha. Art: 9/10

That’s sums up a few points to the show there was much more I could have wrote about but decided agonist simply cause I’m lazy and if you’re interested enough in this show to read some random ass person’s review, you can watch the show and see if you enjoy it yourself, every body’s got an opinion for a reason right haha go figure our your own. Overall this show get’s a 6/10.