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Jan 29, 2025
Preliminary (13/24 eps)
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Oh wow, what a masterpiece of storytelling we have here! I mean, truly, Ore Monogatari is the pinnacle of nothingness! TRASH!

Story: 2/10
Ah yes, the groundbreaking plot of "guy saves girl, they meet a lot". Revolutionary. Who knew that relationships actually involve… meeting each other? And let’s not forget the dreaded 24 episodes—because watching people be EXAGGERATED BLINDLY happy and wholesome for too long is clearly unbearable. How dare they not introduce unnecessary drama every five seconds?!

Meet. Lovey-dovey. Petty problem. Repeat. Oh no, happiness? In a shoujo romance? Unforgivable. More food for the casuals with no girlfriend and xxx.

Art: 3/10
Finally, something tolerable! Thank goodness for pretty ...
Jan 28, 2025
Mixed Feelings
Preliminary (7/75 eps)
Oh wow, first off, let me just say—I LOATHE boxing. Seriously, what kind of person enjoys watching people smash their heads in on a daily basis? Totally not me. Nope. Not at all.

BUT—shockingly—this series? Oh, it’s just brilliantly done. There’s comedy, romance, and—oh boy—soooooo much plot. Like, an overwhelming amount of plot. You’ll follow Ippo as he grows—because, you know, character development is a thing—and you’ll laugh, maybe even cry a little (if you have a heart, unlike me, who totally doesn’t care about boxing). And guess what? You’ll probably start throwing punches in the air like an idiot because, yup, it’s that engaging.

And the ...
Jan 23, 2025
Spoiler
Since I've seen more perfect 10s for Sword Art Online than there are grains of sand in a sandbox, I thought I’d do everyone a favor and write a more grounded review. Let’s be real here: SAO is the anime equivalent of fanfiction/fanservice for the gamer NERDS! Whether people choose to overlook that is up to them, but I’m here to explain why I think it flunks Storytelling 101. Buckle up MY BROS!

1) Story – The Plot That Tripped Over Itself
Ah, SAO. It starts with promise—those first two episodes? Genuinely solid. MMO vibes, cool setup, and then... SPLAT/BOOM/VOMIT/DIE/BYE. The plot face-plants harder than a noob ...
Jan 20, 2025
One Piece (Anime) add
Preliminary (3/? eps)
Spoiler
Lets start with the story.

Story. 2/10. The story is about a boy name Luffy that wants to go and reach one piece. But in reality this anime is a VERY LONG AD to sell figures, movies, merchandise in all sizes and colors. And worst of all, IT DOESN'T WANTS TO END, same as Harry Potter franchise. No magic NO MONEY.

Art. 3/10: The art in one piece is ridiculous stupid looking, the characters have weird exaggerating expression. I almost vomit when they cry..all the snot coming out their noses, so disgusting. What I hate is that in each new arc ,or new location in 2023-25 they ...
Jan 19, 2025
Blue Lock (Anime) add
Preliminary (3/24 eps)
Spoiler
Story: What story? It’s basically a rinse-and-repeat of wannabe football drama. Every episode boils down to players trading a pass, followed by a 30-second toxic alpha monologue showdown. They glare at each other like it’s a middle school lunchroom fight, spewing the same redundant, pseudo-philosophical nonsense. If you're looking for plot depth, look elsewhere—this show is just empty calories for people who think shouting = character development.

Characters: Oh, the characters? A stockpile of every shounen cliché imaginable, complete with hairstyles that scream “please notice me, I’m unique!” Their so-called "skill development" is laughably predictable. It’s the same tired routine: Isagi faces off against some god-tier ...
Jan 14, 2025
Spoiler
OMG LOL...text with no order...just gogo

I think the creators forgot about what this anime was supposed to be because from NOWHERE, they added a really BAD CGI turtle that kills people by sucking their souls...to stop the WAVES....the waves that disappeared in season 3....so what was this anime about? waves...or turtles...or phoenix? or waifus and lolis??

It's the same shonen trope all over again. Myne...one of the WORST characters ever didn't die in the end of the first season, and they spared her life by calling her BITCH...........was this anime written by a 10 old kid with some brain malfunction?

This anime is FULL of pedo food. ...
Jan 12, 2025
Sakamoto Days (Manga) add
FunnyFunny
Preliminary (3/? chp)
Another shonen flop with a protagonist that can't die. Mega plot armored. doesn't matter what the bad guys throw at him, he will always counter them with some really stupid plot convinced device.

Cant believe people actually like this and give it an 8. It deserves a 2, and I'm being humble.

Its a sad anime copying john wick but in a corny and edgy way. You cant take seriously an anime where the prota can stop a bullet with a little ball he spited from his mouth. so dumb.
Another thing is that sakamoto is a carbon copy of Anzai Mitsuyoshi from slamdunk. omg..they didnt even ...
Dec 31, 2024
Preliminary (3/12 eps)
This is what happens when a character's gimmick loses its appeal. The characters in this anime are flat and become dull once a few tropes are exhausted. Any semblance of character development comes from new additions to the cast, but even that feels superficial. The writing lacks foresight, and after the first season, the show seems to drift aimlessly. I had to stop watching after this nonsensical season. The second season felt like a joke, and while the third has improved animation, it lacks a compelling story and seems like a waste of resources that could go toward animating better narratives. This is the same ...
Aug 2, 2024
Preliminary (8/12 eps)
Im just watching this anime because Netflix has so little good things to offer, lol.

I like the show. Its hard for someone as me to say that. The latin dubs are so good and accurate.

But the plot armor of Komi is wow....EVERYTHING spins around her. Plot conveniences. OOOOH, SHE CANT SPEAK? NO PROBLEM...JUST MAKE HER SHAKE A BIT AND DO THAT ZOMBIE STARE AND ...everything is fine. EVERYONE will just read her mind and that's it, problem solved.

One dimensional charters. STEREOTYPES.

-We have HITOHITO...the most LOVE-HEARTED TANJIRO WANA BE character ever. This dude will hug and kiss the one that roadkills his dog, my ...
Jul 15, 2024
Mixed Feelings
Spoiler
Shinseiki Evangelion fails on every front as an anime. It barely tries to make its characters likable, uses controversial themes for the sake of controversy, and its most aggravating aspect is its protagonist, Shinji Ikari, who is arguably the worst protagonist of all time. The plot is incoherent and nonsensical, filled with faux symbolism and pretentiousness unlike any other before it. The conclusion of both the last two episodes and the sequel movie are also terrible. And yes...this anime is pedo food for the pervs. Disguised as always in Japanese culture, but we can see throught their illusions. (we are dumb!)

Asuka is the only redeeming ...


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