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Jan 29, 2025
Oh wow, what a masterpiece of storytelling we have here! I mean, truly, Ore Monogatari is the pinnacle of nothingness! TRASH!
Story: 2/10
Ah yes, the groundbreaking plot of "guy saves girl, they meet a lot". Revolutionary. Who knew that relationships actually involve… meeting each other? And let’s not forget the dreaded 24 episodes—because watching people be EXAGGERATED BLINDLY happy and wholesome for too long is clearly unbearable. How dare they not introduce unnecessary drama every five seconds?!
Meet. Lovey-dovey. Petty problem. Repeat. Oh no, happiness? In a shoujo romance? Unforgivable. More food for the casuals with no girlfriend and xxx.
Art: 3/10
Finally, something tolerable! Thank goodness for pretty
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pictures, because apparently, that’s the only thing keeping this agonizing experience from being a complete disaster. Takeos design is cringe worthy...omg..his lips....AAAAAAAAAH..cant stand it..also his deep voice...there's no dubs in netflix for spanish, that sucks!!ffffffffff***********!!!
Sound: 4/10
Oh no, the OP and ED weren’t bangers? Tragic. And the background music didn’t carry the entire show on its back? Yeah, that’s definitely the anime’s fault and not just, y’know… personal taste. The music is just generic melodies to TRY SO HARD TO get emotional but it ff*** FAILS! oooh..lets add this cute,sad,nostalgic tune to tender your heart and....ff***off.......
Characters: 4/10
Takeo – Wow, a male lead who’s not a generic pretty boy? Disgusting. And he’s kind? OF COURSE, HE IS SO HUMBLE, EDUCATED AND KIND.....FFFF********** Boring! Who cares if everyone loves him for his genuinely good heart, when there’s nothing separating him from all the other kind people? Clearly, being massively built and terrifyingly strong yet the softest guy ever isn’t unique enough.
Yamato – She’s cute. She’s tiny. TOO tiny, too loli... (because apparently, size difference is now a crime). And how dare she not be a super deep and tragic character in a wholesome rom-com?! The difference in size of her and takeo looks like a legit p*** movie, it's disturbing to see this on screen. Also, her high-pitched voice, makes me want to hit something each TIME SHE OPENS HER **** MOUTH! Also..he has NO BAD THINGS...she bakes excellent pies and cakes NO ONE EVER DISLIKE...she so kind and .....**facepalm**
Sunakawa – Now THIS guy? Perfection. But wait… he didn’t get forced drama and unnecessary development? Oh, what a waste. Guess being a genuinely great friend isn’t good enough anymore. The lame sasuke clon. There is a mandatory LAW in anime TO ALWAYS ADD THIS SILENT/EDGY AND HANDSOME CHARACTERS!!! I HATE IT!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! EVERYONE LOVES HIM..even the KIDS IN THE BEACH THAT WERE DOING SAND CASTLES....OMG...NO!
Overall: 2/10
So, let me get this straight. The main crime of Ore Monogatari is…
✔ Being too wholesome, too perfect and too plot convenient
✔ Not being artificially dramatic
✔ Actually focusing on the main couple(lol what couple..takeo and yamato look like 10 old that like each other)
✔ NOT being yet another toxic shoujo romance
Yep, horrible. Absolutely unwatchable. If only it had love triangles, toxic relationships, forced misunderstandings, and unnecessary suffering, THEN it would’ve been a masterpiece, right?
✨Final thoughts:✨ If only the anime had respected the sacred 12-episode rule—because clearly, true suffering is watching a happy relationship for too long. I hope to see all the episodes, because I just saw episode 13 and it just the same crap over and over.
Reviewer’s Rating: 4
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Jan 28, 2025
Oh wow, first off, let me just say—I LOATHE boxing. Seriously, what kind of person enjoys watching people smash their heads in on a daily basis? Totally not me. Nope. Not at all.
BUT—shockingly—this series? Oh, it’s just brilliantly done. There’s comedy, romance, and—oh boy—soooooo much plot. Like, an overwhelming amount of plot. You’ll follow Ippo as he grows—because, you know, character development is a thing—and you’ll laugh, maybe even cry a little (if you have a heart, unlike me, who totally doesn’t care about boxing). And guess what? You’ll probably start throwing punches in the air like an idiot because, yup, it’s that engaging.
And the
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supporting characters? Oh, they’re just fantastic. Takamura, Kimura, Miyata, Aoki—each of them with their own quirky personalities that make them so lovable. They’re just perfect at cheering Ippo on through all his deep, meaningful boxing struggles.
So yeah, definitely give this series a try. Only 76 episodes...but I only lasted 7... No big deal. And guess what? I have seen this before. The Naruto crap where hard works always has a payoff. So why invest my precious time in a story similar to other ones? I haven't seen it but I'm SURE that he will be CHAMPION, just like Naruto became hokage...and luffy will be the pirate king.
And the fanservice and woman abuse in episode 41 was abysmal....in this country they ARE REALLY OBSESS with booBs, but ass? where's ass...cmon dudes....
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in early episodes where ippo was showering with the guys at the box gym, and they forcibly show their dicks to see who has them bigger/smaller was just too much information.....and of course ippo got the elephant nose(with the sound effect also) just to show how manly he is...
I saw a very LONG resume in youtube about 1 hour and a half of season 1 and boy it was long. This man gave me like 1 more month of life, not wasting it here. And worst...Netflix added 2 more seasons. f*** no.
More shonen for the casuals where the prota always gets what he wants with hard work.
and another bs.
The girl she SMELLED ..weird and like, that's working in a bakery...its the sister of a guy(ugly one) he fought in the ring......omg...the odds...what a small world
all these things make me quit the damn anime.
X delete it from Netflix List.
BYE!
Reviewer’s Rating: 5
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Jan 23, 2025
Since I've seen more perfect 10s for Sword Art Online than there are grains of sand in a sandbox, I thought I’d do everyone a favor and write a more grounded review. Let’s be real here: SAO is the anime equivalent of fanfiction/fanservice for the gamer NERDS! Whether people choose to overlook that is up to them, but I’m here to explain why I think it flunks Storytelling 101. Buckle up MY BROS!
1) Story – The Plot That Tripped Over Itself
Ah, SAO. It starts with promise—those first two episodes? Genuinely solid. MMO vibes, cool setup, and then... SPLAT/BOOM/VOMIT/DIE/BYE. The plot face-plants harder than a noob
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rushing solo(leeeroooy..) a last boss fight. Instead of adventures and epic boss battles, we get a grab bag of random side quests that no one asked for. Sprinkle in some baffling time skips, and suddenly, half the first arc is about as relevant as patch notes for a game you stopped playing. The first episodes were gold...it had some intrigue, mystery...playing with the game rules, it had that harry potter vibe...then SUDDENLY ..POW...fanservice...plot armor..lolis...broken prota, and all that crap that makes a shonen flop.
“But surely it recovers,” you say.
Nope!
(J Jonah Jameson Laugh - Spiderman meme) ..........you serious?!
The show decides to waste another 5.5+++++ episodes on filler trash that would make even Naruto feel shame. By the time it remembers it’s supposed to have a plot, we’re served a finale that breaks all logic. Miracles in a video game? Really? This is not Narnia, folks.
And the second arc? Oh, bro. Don't get me started. Swap out the stakes for a generic “save the princess” quest, add a dose of uncomfortable incest vibes (seriously, why?...fanservice for the pervs...), and wrap it up with another deus ex machina finale because apparently, the writers are allergic to good resolutions/good ending/good everything.
Generous -1/10.
2) Art – The Pretty Distraction
To its credit, SAO is like that one cake that looks amazing but tastes bland. The visuals are vibrant, the character designs are appealing, and the bosses (when they bother to show up) look great. 8/10 for eye candy. Also, gotta love those EVIDENT ass shots in some episodes. But of course...ONLY for the women... so convenient. So sexist. Also...these characters are teens and NO ONE has 1 single PIMPLE, everyone has perfect skin to look cool as possible.
3) Sound – The Background MVP
The music and sound design? Solid. No complaints here. If only the plot could keep up. 5/10.
4) Characters – A Parade of Cardboard Cutouts
Where to start? Oh, I know.
Kirito/Kazuto – The ultimate “Gary Stu.” The I-CAN-DO-EVERYTHING-GUY. Hack a game? Easy. Beat a boss solo? Please. Seduce an entire harem? Piece of cake. He’s so absurdly overpowered that he feels more like a cheat code than a character. And somehow, gamers love this guy? Really? I’m an avid gamer, and I feel personally attacked. The author self injected himself in the character. Or maybe he really knows this demography, where almost every gamer of that age sucks at getting REAL WOMEN. Instead, watch this anime as placebo effect to endure more your pain.
Asuna – Introduced as a badass, reduced to Kirito’s personal chef. Remember when she had potential? Neither does the show. In part 2, she’s so irrelevant she might as well be an NPC. Textbook waifu. And the golden rule in anime industry that I hate the most: WOMEN CAN'T SAVE MEN. oooh no!!! that looks bad..Men in anime are traumatized by saving and protecting women.. plz....cmon... let it go.
Ladies..to the kitchen where you belong, the world is ours -Anime men.
Yui – Walking deus ex machina. No other purpose. She’s literally a cheat device with zero substance. Pedo food for the pervs. I love how they meet her...just walking alone in the forest...what a miserable and lazy way to present the star loli of your show. Writing skills -90.
Villains – The first one literally forgets his evil motivations (seriously), and the second is so over-the-top it’s like watching a parody.
The Rest – Female characters: all love Kirito, no personality. Male characters: don’t exist because Kirito takes all the screen time. There can't be two roosters in a chicken coop. Everything must be for the prota. So casuals also can relate.
Characters: 1/10. Moving on.
5) Enjoyment – Or Lack Thereof
Watching SAO felt like grinding for loot only to get garbage. Every time I thought it couldn’t get worse, it did. I endured it. That’s the best I can say. 3/10. I ended in season 3 I think where they spend like 3 goddamn episodes lying below a tree talking about really boring and filler trash, so I dropped it there. Enough.
6) Overall – Why? Just... Why?
I don’t get it. I really don’t. The plot is a dumpster fire, the characters are flatter than a pancake, and the romance? Misogynistic and cringe. This show is a hot mess, and somehow, it’s still wildly popular. Maybe I’m missing something. Or maybe the world just loves mediocrity.
Final Score: 2/10. trash.
Reviewer’s Rating: 2
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Jan 20, 2025
Lets start with the story.
Story. 2/10. The story is about a boy name Luffy that wants to go and reach one piece. But in reality this anime is a VERY LONG AD to sell figures, movies, merchandise in all sizes and colors. And worst of all, IT DOESN'T WANTS TO END, same as Harry Potter franchise. No magic NO MONEY.
Art. 3/10: The art in one piece is ridiculous stupid looking, the characters have weird exaggerating expression. I almost vomit when they cry..all the snot coming out their noses, so disgusting. What I hate is that in each new arc ,or new location in 2023-25 they
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ALWAYS change cloths/designs. This is obvious to sell SEASONAL SKINS for the collectors. It's just sad. If you look back then, they NEVER changed cloths.
Sound. 4/10 : some sounds are good, but others are trash. The sound of Luffy stretching his rubber body makes me cringe.
Characters. 5/10: I have to credit to the characters. Good variety. At least they have ugly, fat and old women in here...at last some originality. All other anime have pure hot babes with no flaws.
Enjoyment. 1/10: Go to and island, meet new characters, then some bad guys comes, fight, luffy almost always wins, next island, rinse and repeat for TONS OF YEARS.
I honestly like this anime, but now it's just a sad excuse to sell toys, figurines, mangas, movies, theme parks, etc. It is not about art, it's all about money. It lost its path. Now it's just a sad narcissistic and greedy anime that doesn't want to end.
Worst of all there's no tension, everyone is just happy and over positive even fighting. And almost no one dies....there's always some dumb deux machina that comes obligatory to save and important character. So why see an anime where no one dies...the prota always wins no matter what..and it doenst want to end?
Reviewer’s Rating: 2
Reviewer’s Rating: 2
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Jan 19, 2025
Story: What story? It’s basically a rinse-and-repeat of wannabe football drama. Every episode boils down to players trading a pass, followed by a 30-second toxic alpha monologue showdown. They glare at each other like it’s a middle school lunchroom fight, spewing the same redundant, pseudo-philosophical nonsense. If you're looking for plot depth, look elsewhere—this show is just empty calories for people who think shouting = character development.
Characters: Oh, the characters? A stockpile of every shounen cliché imaginable, complete with hairstyles that scream “please notice me, I’m unique!” Their so-called "skill development" is laughably predictable. It’s the same tired routine: Isagi faces off against some god-tier
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opponent, gets completely wrecked, has a miraculous Eureka moment™, and somehow levels up in under 45 minutes. Rinse. Repeat. Yawn. The only one with any semblance of depth is Bachira, and even his backstory feels like a half-hearted afterthought. Everyone else? A parade of narcissistic edgelords who'd probably be better off applying for community college instead of chasing delusions of football glory.
Music: Your standard-issue shounen junk—loud, overdramatic, and as forgettable as the rest of the show.
Design: The art direction? Meh. A couple of characters look cool-ish if you’re into their ridiculous hairstyles, but most of them are just a bad mix of edgy and goofy. And don’t even get me started on the setting. These wannabe athletes are trapped in some boring, dystopian soccer prison—gray walls, lifeless environments, zero visual appeal. If the goal was to create a metaphor for creative bankruptcy, then mission accomplished.
Animation: What animation? There are maybe five actual minutes of football in this entire series. The rest of it is just frozen frames and overly dramatic stills. Apparently, time stops whenever they step on the field. Who knew playing football involved so much standing around and posing?
Overall: A redundant, soulless shounen dumpster fire. Calling this an 8.25 is an insult to art, but hey, it’s proof that anime fans will overhype literally anything if it has enough yelling and flashy visuals.
Its another shonen flop, same formula, same crap. Nothing new here. It's just fuel for the casuals with low esteem.
P.D: haven't watch it XD
Reviewer’s Rating: 2
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Jan 14, 2025
OMG LOL...text with no order...just gogo
I think the creators forgot about what this anime was supposed to be because from NOWHERE, they added a really BAD CGI turtle that kills people by sucking their souls...to stop the WAVES....the waves that disappeared in season 3....so what was this anime about? waves...or turtles...or phoenix? or waifus and lolis??
It's the same shonen trope all over again. Myne...one of the WORST characters ever didn't die in the end of the first season, and they spared her life by calling her BITCH...........was this anime written by a 10 old kid with some brain malfunction?
This anime is FULL of pedo food.
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It's disgusting. Poor FILO...being harassed by that perv Motoyasu over and over. Does this author auto included himself here? XD....
Ost Horai telling Filo in the bonfire about sx was so dark..so perv...and so wicked....I couldn't believe it. The turtle came from nowwhere...theY NEVER explained or mention it in the first season. It's like.... what we do now Aneko Yusagi?
Author watches his turtle pet in the small aquarium in this office.
mmmmmmmmmmmm...TURTLES!...GOD LEGENDARY TURTLES....AND THERE u go..season 2.
I can continue for days , even months, destroying/ranting this failure of a season. But my time is so precious. This season came from nowhere...it was filler ****, also proof that this anime was meant to give pervs/pdos food. Too much fan service, lame fights, lame plot, lame everything.
Watch it if you like pain.
bye.
Reviewer’s Rating: 3
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Jan 12, 2025
Another shonen flop with a protagonist that can't die. Mega plot armored. doesn't matter what the bad guys throw at him, he will always counter them with some really stupid plot convinced device.
Cant believe people actually like this and give it an 8. It deserves a 2, and I'm being humble.
Its a sad anime copying john wick but in a corny and edgy way. You cant take seriously an anime where the prota can stop a bullet with a little ball he spited from his mouth. so dumb.
Another thing is that sakamoto is a carbon copy of Anzai Mitsuyoshi from slamdunk. omg..they didnt even
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tried to be original.
Reviewer’s Rating: 2
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Dec 31, 2024
This is what happens when a character's gimmick loses its appeal. The characters in this anime are flat and become dull once a few tropes are exhausted. Any semblance of character development comes from new additions to the cast, but even that feels superficial. The writing lacks foresight, and after the first season, the show seems to drift aimlessly. I had to stop watching after this nonsensical season. The second season felt like a joke, and while the third has improved animation, it lacks a compelling story and seems like a waste of resources that could go toward animating better narratives. This is the same
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as matrix movie, STAY with the first one, the other 3 are complete trash. This anime is just a sad excuse to make ANOTHER SHONEN copy paste isekai plot in a harem disguised as an adventure where the only thing the prota does is hanging out with cute girls and minors and that's so wicked, perv and p**o.
Reviewer’s Rating: 4
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Aug 2, 2024
Im just watching this anime because Netflix has so little good things to offer, lol.
I like the show. Its hard for someone as me to say that. The latin dubs are so good and accurate.
But the plot armor of Komi is wow....EVERYTHING spins around her. Plot conveniences. OOOOH, SHE CANT SPEAK? NO PROBLEM...JUST MAKE HER SHAKE A BIT AND DO THAT ZOMBIE STARE AND ...everything is fine. EVERYONE will just read her mind and that's it, problem solved.
One dimensional charters. STEREOTYPES.
-We have HITOHITO...the most LOVE-HEARTED TANJIRO WANA BE character ever. This dude will hug and kiss the one that roadkills his dog, my
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god.
-NAJIMI: THE ONLY REASON to watch this anime. Seriously, this UNDEFINED GENDER dude..emmm girl is pretty funny!
-YAMAI : why this girl out in the streets where she really needs a visit to the asylum?
-HIMIKO: the dumb weirdo with big boob stereotype? wow...so new...
-NAKANAKA : the otaku gamer with a stupid name??
the obnoxious narrator - NORIKO HIDAKA THAT KEEPS REMINDING US ALL THE EPISODES THAT KOMI IS SHY AND CANT SPEAK??! WTf dude...shut up....we get it already...
its a good slice of life anime but ohhh my god....let me FINISH this to make a complete review.
bye!
Reviewer’s Rating: 7
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Jul 15, 2024
Shinseiki Evangelion fails on every front as an anime. It barely tries to make its characters likable, uses controversial themes for the sake of controversy, and its most aggravating aspect is its protagonist, Shinji Ikari, who is arguably the worst protagonist of all time. The plot is incoherent and nonsensical, filled with faux symbolism and pretentiousness unlike any other before it. The conclusion of both the last two episodes and the sequel movie are also terrible. And yes...this anime is pedo food for the pervs. Disguised as always in Japanese culture, but we can see throught their illusions. (we are dumb!)
Asuka is the only redeeming
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quality of this dismal franchise. She is strong-willed, deep, and cool, much like other impressive mecha pilots before her. In contrast, Shinji and Rei are disgraceful characters—one overly whiny and the other largely uninteresting. The rest of the cast is equally unremarkable, consisting of two-dimensional, annoying individuals who contribute nothing to the plot. They are all disappointments. Watching Shinji exist makes me want to suicide...this dude should be 10 meters down in his grave. He is just so pathetic...I HAVE DADDY ISSUES BOO HOO...WHO CARES...dude...get a helmet...
AND REI.....pedo food for Shinjis father.....also...just an empty shell, she reminds me of Freiren....same thing...
In summary, Shinseiki Evangelion fails on every imaginable level. Its plot is abysmal, character designs are average at best, animation is mediocre, and it's riddled with plot holes and contrivances. Its OST is generic at best and bad at worst. And plz dont watch THE END OF EVANGELION ENDING because you will puke by watching all those flashy special effects.
And that ending omg...everyone applauding like mindless clowns.... good job Shinji....FOR WHAT? FOR BEING PATHETIC AND MISERABLE?
TL;DR: Shinseiki Evangelion is severely poo poo. Avoid it at all costs.
Reviewer’s Rating: 3
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