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Nov 16, 2021
Futaribeya (Manga) add
Preliminary (71/116 chp)
Futaribeya is basically a Cute Girls Doing Cute Things manga. The characters are very cute, the art is pretty, and they don't have many real problems. The story follows Sakurako and Kasumi from their first day of high school all the way through college, as they mostly just kinda hang out. Kasumi's extremely susceptible to both heat, cold, and hunger, so most of the time she doesn't have the energy to do much, and Sakurako's extremely accommodating, so she's usually fine with just staying in their room and making dinner.

The romance is... around. Well ok, so Sakurako and Kasumi are clearly in love with ...
Jun 27, 2018
Cardcaptor Sakura was great, and I think Clear Card gets a little too much credit because of that. I don't think I'll be able to avoid spoiling the show entirely, but for the most part anyone reading this already knows if they're going to watch this show or not.

Story: 3
Clear Card's story is drip fed to the audience so much, it makes modern American cartoons look like they're proceeding at a fast pace. Sakura's cards become clear for... some reason... making them unusable. Gradually, they start manifesting again based on Sakura's wishes (though she's not aware that this is the reason the cards are ...
May 17, 2018
Mixed Feelings
Hitsugi no Chaika is... fine. When watching the show, I took note of positive and negative aspects of it. While the length of the positives is a small fraction of the length of the negatives, it was at least enjoyable enough to earn a 5.

Story: 7
I did actually enjoy the story. It's at least unusual, if not actually interesting. A seemingly immortal emperor dies after a 500 year reign, leaving behind a daughter who takes up a coffin and seeks to collect his remains for a funeral. It gets much more complicated than that, and not necessarily better, but that is at least a ...
Dec 25, 2017
Children of the Mud Whale is a beautiful show with an interesting world that is a complete waste of time. Most of us watched it for the pretty background art and fascinating concept, but it fails miserably to deliver on these.

Story: 3
3 is a bit generous and is there solely because of 1) a death early on that caught me by surprise, and 2) the world building. Mud Whale has an interesting world, with whale/ships powered by grotesque monstrosities on a sand ocean. There's an evil empire and other kingdoms scattered around, it all seems like it should be really entertaining but it just isn't. ...
Dec 21, 2017
This series sure came out of nowhere.

When I first saw it on MAL I barely even glanced at it, I thought it was just going to be a generic Cute Girls Doing Cute Things anime, but my god is it heartwarming.

Konohana Kitan is an episodic slice of life story about these fox girls that work at Konohanatei, a hot springs for the gods. It seems to exist between life and death, though it's never fully explained. There's a lot in this series that's not fully explained, but because of its nature I think fully explaining things would ruin it a little.

Since the ...
Dec 20, 2017
Urahara (Anime) add
Urahara is dreadful.

It tries to trick you into liking it by having a unique style and plot twists but don't be fooled, Urahara has very little to it in the end.

Story: 3
The story in this show is nothing. Aliens called Scoopers come to earth and steal culture, because that's what they do, they have no culture so they steal it. It's worth noting that, in episode 1 the humans decide to call them Scoopers because of how they "scoop" up culture and that turns out to just be the actual name of the species. Anyway it takes place in Harajuku where three girls ...
Dec 23, 2016
Lostorage Incited Wixoss isn't the worst anime I've ever seen but it certainly doesn't live up to its predecessors.

Story: 5/10
The previous Wixoss shows were these high-stakes games where if you win you get a wish granted and if you lose it's reversed and your miserable. Despite the clunky explanations they gave it was still a clever and intimidating, the consequences mattered to the characters enough that the stakes were high. Lostorage changes it around so their memories are at stake, and while the downside is losing your memories and becoming an entirely different person, the upside is... the ability to change one of ...
Jun 25, 2016
Hundred (Anime) add
Spoiler
Note: The bottom of the review contains spoilers. There's a spoiler tag and everything but best to warn early.

Sometimes when watching a really amazing anime, I feel the need to watch something truly dreadful to remind myself what the alternative is. For this purpose, Hundred is ok. For any other purpose, Hundred is awful.

Story: 1/10
Some animes can get away with not having a plot. Lucky Star, for example, doesn't need to have a story, since it's a silly little slice of life anime. Hundred, however, is not. Hundred tries to have a plot sort of, with evil alien robot-like creatures invading the earth ...
Feb 14, 2016
Mixed Feelings
Soul Eater NOT! is an anime that's not particularly good but receives much more flack than it probably deserves thanks to its relation to the far superior Soul Eater.

Story: 6/10
The plot is... okay. It doesn't really break any new ground, with the whole "two girls want to be with me and I can't decide which one I want" plot-line being established in episode 1. Oddly enough, this plot-line is established minutes after the main character, Tsugumi, meets her suitors, so to speak. She's had a short conversation with Meme and a rather unpleasant interaction with Anya, hardly basis for such a dilemma. As the ...
Feb 8, 2016
Since I can't be bothered to write a review for all three seasons that currently exist of Fate/Kaleid liner Prisma Illya, which will be shortened to Fate/Kaleid or variations of that for the rest of this review, this will apply to all of them.

Don't let the apathetic attitude from the first paragraph mislead you, I love Fate/Kaleid, to the point where I was unable to watch any other anime until halfway through my 3rd back-to-back rewatch of the show because I just wanted to be watching Fate/Kaleid.

Fate/Kaleid does something that I see so many animes, including the original Fate/Stay Night 2006 adaptation, forget ...


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