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Hello, my fellow degenerates,

Today I bring you Virtuacall 2. Who the fuck knows what happened to 1.


Story: Typical MC guy who has an imouto childhood friend who wants to fuck him but he's oblivious. Imouto's friend gives her a VR set but realistically it's augmented reality as bodies and sensations can be felt without a haptic suit and it's being done inside the brain, not in real life. Either way, she gives it to Imouto so she can force MC to wear it and fuck her anonymously but he ends up fucking some cripple girl in the hospital or something. A common problem with the ... technology you see. Blah blah, he keeps using the headset to fuck different women who happen to be people he's met in real life. Then fucks some in real life as well. Imouto jealous because she no get dick.
*SPOILERS*




She's like some oil tycoon child and has an Indian maid who has to take her back to America(?) or maybe a whole ass island her parents own(?) and MC finally realizes he always loved the Imouto, they fuck, they go to meet her parents, and he likely marries into billions of dollars. My boy struck gold.




Art: Decent, has sufficient varied angles and shots. No horrible gifs that I remember. The designs are good. There's around 4-5 H scenes over the course of two episodes.


Sound: Has a nice BGM and enjoyable moans. Sex sounds aren't distracting and improve the experience. VA's are good for some characters, a little KRUNGO for others. Overall good though. ED song is bangin'

Character: Development is kinda there I guess. MC decides on a single romance target in the end.

Enjoyment: Definitely worth a watch. I would imagine most can get a load off their shoulders after seeing it *winks with both eyes*

Overall: Fappable/VR prostitution

Hello my fellow degenerates,

Today I bring you Shirouto Club.

This hentai is unique to the ones I've seen before in that it has a gimmick of the audio being taken from real sex and overlayed onto the animation of the hentai. This does not benefit it in any way.

Story: Girl showers, masturbates, has vanilla sex with presumed boyfriend.

Animation: It's shit. Tons of still frames and reused animation sequences. Not enjoyable to watch at all.

Sound: There is no music at all. They also recorded the audio while a brother was getting a sick fade, because all you can hear is hairclippers. Moaning is okay, but ... I prefer the fake hentai moaning to presumably genuine moans. And I LOVE hearing a Japanese man whispering demonic chants into my ear while I watch a girl get fucked. My man also fell off the bed with his audio recording and just left it in. Truly marvelous.

Character: No development.

Enjoyment: Pretty low, not recommended other than to experience how not in sync the animation is with anything is happening in the audio.

Hello, my fellow degenerates,

It's been a while, but here we go again.

Story:

Battle Can Can is about space pirates being a plague in....well, space. To counter this threat the Intergalactic League of Space Traders (or ILST) came up with the genius idea of making a combat hardened insurance investigation agency called "Can". I don't understand insurance, but that seems like a weird thing to do. The story specifically revolves around our 5 heroines who are the elite of the elite of the insurance company combat investigation agency. Their squad name is Can2 (I couldn't do the exponent, sorry) They do very normal insurance agency things ... like watch porn on a 70 inch tv with one another. Lily canonically consist of two heroines somehow. Maybe they're just both named Lily.

Characters: Lily =Aquamarine? hair, light skin loli girl. Jill=Light blue hair, dark skin girl. Marina=Red hair, light skin girl. No development, as they are elite and perfect.

Animation: Not great, classic character designs, but as with many hentai the H scenes are lacking in detail and variation. Action scenes are pretty meh.

Sound: It definitely feels like one of the old-school anime episodes with the music and line delivery. The music during the H scenes isn't conducive to me being a master bater and are also too short for my taste. Moaning is drown out by the loud ass music so that's a negative.


SPOILER



Marina seduces one of the pirates and gets horny evil snakes sicced on her and they fuck her to death. But she liked it, so it's okay. Later, the same guy inserts a vibrator that, when Jill cums it legit explodes in her. What the fuck, I wouldn't be able to cum if I knew I would fucking explode from the inside out. Clearly, she can't get horny over that shit. Her genius idea is that she knocks down and rides the guy while she has the vibrator in and they explode together. How cute. Also, these pirates are mad horny to have a steady supply of evil snakes that fuck you to death and volatile vibrators that explode upon climax. There's also an alien with a barely phalic-shaped head who fucks Lily to the point of death with his head. As far as I could tell literally splitting her goddamn vaginal cavity open and causing hemorrhage. She liked it though, so it's okay. In the end, the blonde commander and other Lily make it out, always to remember their comrades who hornied too hard.

Overall: Not ideal for the purpose of ejecting, but for artistic interest in watching many vaginal hemorrhages it's satisfactory.

My fellow degenerates,

Today I bring you Kyuukyoku no Chef wa Oishinbo Papa, AKA a badass motherfucker.

Why is the score so low? Maybe because it's essentially impossible to jack off to this hentai, but who knows.

Story: Papa is badass. Papa cuts pervert dick off. Papa chef. Papa make dick soup. (I think, anyway) End of story. Also, Papa has M4.

Art: It's shit. Papa has a very manly and inspirational face though. So what if it's bad, weebs don't actually care about animation quality, or One-Punch Man S2 wouldn't be rated as high as it is. Also, can't say anything about H scenes since there aren't any ... lololol (except like a 10-second sex scene where Papa releases his fill *smirk*)

Sound: Papa is voiced by ya boi Shigeru so you know it's good. I think the VA work is pretty good overall. Music is meh. Sound effects are insanely good, when Papa fired his M4 I actually felt like I was in Vietnam.

Character: Hands down Papa is Daddy. A hero who fights for women's rights and protects their chastity by cutting dicks off of perverts. Truly admirable. His partner who poses as the vulnerable virgin *insert whatever her name was* is very brave and determined to help Papa in his attack on sexual assault. Their belief in one another and partnership is showcased wonderfully in the hentai.

Enjoyment: High. Although I couldn't blow my load, I blew my nose after the tears ran down my face watching Papa act as the epitome of women's rights and justice. Truly the White Knight I never knew women needed.

With love, Muffed :3

My fellow degenerates,

Today I bring you Meijyou or as I knew it by Infatuation Meijyou.

This is actually a Chinese hentai, which I never considered even existing until I watched this. For some reason, the synopsis is WAY more plot-driven than anything in the OVA. 99% of the synopsis is not able to be gathered from the actual show, which is wild.

Art: Mixed thoughts. A lot of the animation is very choppy and somewhat jarring. It's clearly not a high-budget OVA. The actual character designs are decent and look what a Chinese anime would have. What little money there was went into H scenes thankfully and ... there's some undeniably decent animation in some of the shots. There's gross CGI for the bookcases for whatever reason.

Sound: VA work is pretty good. Music doesn't fit what is happening in the show at all. The girl is essentially blackmailed into getting raped and there's coffee shop music playing lol. ED is pleasant on the ears. Moans are of fair quality. Although, when the guy is licking her ass and stuff it's so fucking slurpy that it sounds like he's slamming back a gallon of clams.

Character: Rich Fuckboi and determined woman (heroine?) and neither have development. Fuckboi is an asshole as most rich fuckbois are. Heroine is very strong-willed and determined.

Story: Heroine was getting raped by generic hentai trash and boyfriend got beat the fuck up. Rich Fuckboi drives up in his Lambo and "saves" them. He then blackmails her into following his commands for a week. And, if he had brains he would do something useful like ordering her to do his homework or assassinate someone, but instead, he decides to fuck. So they do. PLOT TWIST, PLOT TWIST. She had a camera recording them having sex, to I assume, blackmail him. It's blackmailception O_O.

Enjoyment: Ehhh.... It was interesting to watch a Chinese hentai. It had some nice H scene animation on certain shots, but nothing mind-blowing. I've never heard such vigorous slurping before, so that was cool. I'm intrigued to what they made that man slurp to record the sounds *wink* Also, in the beginning, I thought the dialogue was hinting at the heroine surrendering their dick and becoming a female. Sadly that wasn't the case.

With love, Muffed :3

My fellow degenerates,

Today I bring you Doll Saaya.

Shit weird.

Art: Pretty bad, H scenes don't have much varied animation and the old gif on repeat is used a fair bit. Granted there's only one fucking sex scene in the show anyway.

Sound: VA work is pretty good. MC really do be sounding like a brain-damaged insane motherfucker. Moans aren't doing it for me though. Music tries to set more of a creepy atmosphere which I guess it does? Also, you know how it sounds when some heathen SOB eats like chewy caramel with their mouth open? Deadass how the fucking noises sound (sex fucking not ... fucking fucking). Shits funny.

Character: MC is literally a discord moderator. The girl is an absolute dipshit for following a stranger INTO his FUCKING house.

Story: MC likes his doll, he likes to dress her, clean her, and cum on her for some reason. Sounds like too much shit to clean up for my taste. But that's fine, be a weird doll person that's fine. But then MC sees a girl who looks exactly like the doll, which he finds surprising. I, however, didn't, since it's hentai and there are only so many hair colors and generic faces for someone to have. He lures her to his house, dresses her up, then fucks her. I shit you not he forces her to self insert the doll into her vagina... lol She does, which then transforms her into the doll's personality (how?) and she turns the MC into a doll as revenge (weird flex) and she dips. I love that kinda weird shit in hentai. It makes me feel validated to watch the stuff I do.

Overall: Don't watch it to jack off, watch it to see a doll get shoved inside a vagina.

With love, Muffed ;3

My fellow degenerates,

Today I bring you Milky Gal: Cats Ai

It's not very good.

Story: I think it's about three high schoolers who are also popular idols? Somehow nobody recognizes their faces once they wear a school uniform so the humans in this world are as equally braindead as the real world. The rest of the plot is them fucking one another or random guys. One of the guys knocks one girl down as he is so popular he was sprinting from the lusty ladies. Another guy I'm like 100% sure is a porn filmer who must be filming himself and the girl fucking to blackmail her ... later. The last guy is just some random school dipshyat. Fucking in the middle of the park may not be THAT unusual but at night? Isolated? Hell to the naw. Definitely about to get murdered by a knife hobo.

Art: Pretty shit. Animation is not varied, fluid, or full of energy. Character designs are the bleh old-school ones.

Sound: VA work is okay, some spotty lines but overall decent. They fucked up the moans though. They added an echo effect during H scenes to like...everything. I don't want to hear the moans echo. Bad. Stop. Music is generic orchestra-type shit.

Character: Bright red hair girl, purple hair girl, brown(?) hair girl. No development other than they get fucked. It's not like they're virgins since I can assume they've had sex in the past with one another anyways. Three guys. Popular guy, porn guy, and fucko guy.

Overall: There's way better. Moans aren't quality enough so it's a hard pass. H scenes aren't that stimulating unless you're desperate (me).

With love, Muffed :3

Hello, my fellow degenerates,

Today I bring you Love Forever, a hentai I want to forever never see again.

Story: Love Forever is about a girl dying and the boyfriend (our MC) forgetting who she is and slowly regaining his memories over the episode. He is suspected as the murderer as she was found dead in his room with him unconscious also in the room. He gains power from an angel to fight the demon who possessed his bestie who also fucked his gf in demon form I'm pretty sure.

Art: Actually the animation all around is pretty good. H scenes are good and the action parts are ... at least generic shounen quality. We even get to watch a character get fucking punched through the chest. Character models are good and backgrounds are nice.

Sound: VA work is good overall. Music is also good. Moans are a bit lacking though I'll be honest.

Character: No one is dislikable and the antagonists are fun to watch.

Overall: From a technical point it's good, but it starts out with a sex scene which I always hate because I need to get in the mood of the show first, which leaves one scene of a reasonable length to enjoy. Definitely fappable, but needs better moans.

With love, Muffed :3

My fellow degenerates,

I present to you, KaraKara-Sama no Himitsu...

I really don't like this hentai.

Art: Not good. Very little movement during H scenes and I don't like the character designs at all. KaraKara's clothes somehow make her look like a loli until she's naked and then she looks like a fully grown adult woman. Maybe that's her power. Shit, now I want her power... To look like a loli as long as I'm not naked... Anyway, it's not fluid animation and the gif scenes aren't enjoyable.

Sound: I shit you not, the thrusting noises sound like one of those cups of squishy playdough that makes fart ... noises. It's not sexy at all and sounds like queefing the entire time. Gross. VA work is decent all around. Most of all, there is sufficient moaning. Yummy. But, there's nothing else tasty about this hentai.

Character: Three fuckables, one guy. Main girl is a new god on the job who doesn't know how to be a god and thinks fucking the sacrifice (our main protag) is the best course of action. Later, two demons appear and fuck him while the KaraKara is asleep or some shit.

Story: MC is a sacrifice to the gods, god fucks him, he takes her home (isn't that a problem for the area which worships that shrine?), demons show up, everyone gets fucked. The end.

Overall: I don't recommend it. It has nothing going for it except moans. And I can just record myself moaning if that's all I wanted. I did get off to it, but only because moans. So fuck this hentai, not fuck to it.

My fellow degenerates,

Today I bring you Fruits Version.

Now, this is clearly old hentai, but not actually bad in my opinion. I feel it has some important things going for it.

Art: Fairly static most of the time, but has some good motion during H scenes. Obviously, the classic old-school character designs aren't really my favorite, but passable.

Sound: This is where for me at least, it has a big plus compared to other low-rated hentai I subject myself to. The moans are VERY copious and I do love moaning. Actually, VA work is fairly bleh nothing notable or memorable whatsoever. The music I'm not a ... fan of, and also, during the first main H scene there literally isn't music at all. I didn't mind it as music would've dampened the moaning.

Characters: Three main ones are brother and two sisters. Other than the younger sister being awakened in likely one of the most damaging ways to the pleasures of sexual activity and her libido, there isn't really character development. The brother is fairly easily coerced and also wants to fuck his little sister. Older sister is a stubborn, go-getter who wants to fuck her brother. Younger sister is an innocent high schooler who wants to fuck her brother. Congratulations, it's just a house of incest.

Story: Younger sister gets molested, awakens to sexual gratification, has sex with her older sister, then her brother. Older sister gets pissy that her hole isn't filled by big bro's big dick and sets him up to show younger sister pics of him filling older sister's friend's holes. She feels she isn't the special hole anymore and rejects him. End episode. That's essentially what happened. Maybe older sister will finally get her hole filled? Who knows. But what we do know is that brother isn't filling little sister's hole for a hot minute.

Overall? Definitely fappable if you love exaggerated moaning like I do. Audio quality be damned if there's a moaner, I've got a boner.

With love, Muffed :3