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Jan 28, 2025
Oh wow, I don’t even know where to start. Throughout the entire time I was watching, the only thought on my mind was how I would criticize this anime afterward. The sole reason I even watched it was the opening—I really liked it. The music was fantastic, and the visuals were aesthetically pleasing. Unfortunately, the opening was the only good thing about this anime. Every other aspect—everything—was a complete disaster. Not average, not bad, but outright awful. Thankfully, it was only 13 episodes long because I wouldn’t have been able to handle more.
I honestly can’t understand how anyone can enjoy this anime or even give
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it an average score. If you do, please explain to me what you liked about it.
Let’s start with the story and plot. It’s at the absolute lowest level—boring, filled with clichés, and artificially constructed. There’s no emotional depth. They try to create emotional moments, playing sad music to make it seem meaningful, but it falls flat. I couldn’t care less about anything happening on screen. I couldn’t even tell what I was supposed to feel while watching these characters (we’ll talk about them later). The story starts off weak and remains a mess throughout. Every decision feels random and unjustified.
The ending? It felt like the whole plot was written by a six-year-old playing with toys, trying to create some kind of drama. Honestly, I can’t imagine how anyone could take this seriously or feel anything other than frustration while watching it.
Story/plot/depth/emotional impact: 1/10
Now onto the characters—the weakest part of the anime by far. None of them feel real. They’re all just lifeless puppets incapable of evoking any emotions in the viewer. The show tries, but you simply cannot take them seriously. Every character is unbelievably stupid, making completely illogical decisions. As a viewer, the only thing you think about is, "How can someone be this dumb?"
The main character is a walking cliche—uninteresting and spineless. The entire supporting cast only exists to fill empty space in the story. None of them feel like full-fledged characters; they’re just artificial props. And then there’s Yuka. Oh boy, she takes stupidity and irritation to a whole new level. Every time she appeared on screen, I wanted to punch her. Her sole purpose in the anime was to cry, nag, and obsess over the fact that her cousin didn’t want to sleep with her. Yep, incest. Just what this anime needed to complete its masterpiece of awfulness.
As for Lucy, people often say she’s an interesting character, but I completely disagree. She’s yet another example of this show’s childish writing. Her backstory and personality are just as nonsensical as the rest of the story. It’s like a six-year-old wrote her to seem "deep," but the result is pure idiocy.
Characters: 0/10
Now let’s talk about the dialogue. I cannot imagine how someone could write dialogue this bad. The characters speak in completely random phrases that make no sense in context. Their emotions and reactions feel so out of place that it’s laughable. I write stories myself, and I can’t fathom how anyone could be this careless and produce such low-quality dialogue.
The only line I can remember that stood out slightly was:
"Everyone in this place is unhappy. And since they're unhappy, they're probably looking for someone worse off than they are."
Dialogue: 1/10
I won’t even bother breaking down the rest of the flaws individually because I don’t want to spend any more time on this disaster. Everything else, from the pacing to the animation, is subpar at best. Sure, the animation was okay for its time, but that’s the only neutral thing I can say about it.
As for the violence, I don’t understand its purpose. Is the excessive gore supposed to make this anime feel "serious"? When the story is this bad, adding pointless violence every two minutes just makes it look desperate and pathetic.
And let’s not forget the gratuitous nudity. It served no purpose other than cheap fan service. If there was some deeper reason behind it, I sure didn’t see it.
There are so many other negatives I could talk about—like the pacing, the overall OST, and more—but I’ll stop here.
Thanks, at least, for making this anime only 13 episodes long. I can’t imagine enduring any more.
Final Rating: 1/10
This is the first time I’ve ever given a show such a low score. I’ve never seen anything this bad
Reviewer’s Rating: 1
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Jan 24, 2025
A Review of the First Arc of the Umineko Manga
I’ve given a lot of thought to how I should write this review. First, I want to clarify that I read the manga after finishing the visual novel, which I absolutely adore.
The visual novel Umineko: When They Cry is one of the best pieces of media I’ve ever experienced, so it’s impossible for me to be completely objective. My impressions are inevitably shaped by my love for the source material.
The Beginning: Disappointment and Contrast
When I finished the visual novel, I immediately decided to check out the manga. I believed Umineko was one of those stories that
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benefits from multiple readings to fully appreciate its depth, and I was curious to see how the story would feel now that I knew all its secrets. Unfortunately, my initial experience with the manga was disappointing.
The first chapter rushes through the introduction, giving only a surface-level presentation of the characters. Many cringe-worthy jokes, reminiscent of subpar anime humor, detract from the story. For instance, Battler—a deeply nuanced and likable character in the visual novel—is reduced to someone whose personality seems dominated by shallow jokes about breasts. In the visual novel, Battler’s relationships with others, his wit, and his charm are established so effectively that he becomes instantly relatable. The manga’s portrayal of him, however, feels flat and unappealing, especially for readers unfamiliar with the original work.
The same can be said for other characters, who are introduced hastily and lack the depth that makes them memorable. A prime example is the scene between Rosa and Maria, where Rosa’s anger builds into an emotionally charged confrontation with her daughter. In the visual novel, this moment is deeply affecting, layered with raw emotions that resonate with the reader. The manga, however, barely scratches the surface of these feelings, making it far less impactful.
Additionally, there’s a noticeable presence of fan service in the manga, which feels out of place in a story as atmospheric and serious as Umineko.
Improvements After the First Vol
After finishing the first vol, I was hesitant to continue, but I’m glad I did. Once the story reaches the first night, it becomes much more engaging. While it still lacks the depth and atmosphere of the visual novel, I found myself experiencing faint echoes of the emotions I felt when reading the original (helped by listening to the Umineko soundtrack while reading).
I’ve read that some fans dislike certain twists or how some mysteries are revealed in the manga. Personally, I didn’t notice these issues, possibly because I was already familiar with the source material. However, I believe that even if I had started with the manga, I would still have been drawn into the world and fascinated by the mysteries and narrative.
The Art Style
The art style is a mixed bag for me. While it’s not bad, it doesn’t capture the unique tone and atmosphere of Umineko. At times, I found it distracting or even jarring compared to the story’s themes.
Final Thoughts
Focusing solely on the manga, it’s undeniable that the story is deeply engaging. Even with a weak start, once you finish the first vol, you won’t be able to put it down. It’s an intricate, atmospheric, and thought-provoking tale that challenges your perspective and invites deep reflection. Umineko: When They Cry is one of the most complex stories I’ve encountered, and it absolutely deserves attention.
The first arc, is one of my favorites. The emotions, the atmosphere, and the intrigue of encountering everything for the first time are priceless to me. Many might disagree, but I firmly believe that the first arc of Umineko is one of the best. For me, it’s a solid 9/10. Yes, the manga falters in many areas, but the core story shines through, even in its abbreviated form. And my love for the first arc of the visual novel, which I rate 10/10, certainly influences my view.
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If you haven’t read Umineko yet and are wondering whether to start with the manga or the visual novel, I urge you to pick the visual novel. You won’t regret it—it will be one of the most captivating and enriching stories of your life. Trust me, you’ll thank me later.
First arc - Legend of the Golden Witch, final rating 9/10 (Manga Verion)
Reviewer’s Rating: 9
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Jan 11, 2025
This is my first review. I used to think that writing reviews was pointless or logical only for shows you like, but I’ve come to realize that when you write a review, you truly reflect on what you’ve watched and it helps you process everything, including the emotions the show left behind. I want to try writing a review for everything I watch or read this year, and the first thing I watched was Bochi the Rock.
I'll start by explaining why I decided to watch the anime and what caught my interest. The main reason was probably its rating and the fact that it seemed
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like an easy watch. Lately, I’ve been watching One piece and reading Umineko VN, and I wanted something light and easy to watch. Bochi the Rock ended up in my hands—it's a 12-episode anime that’s in the top 45 on MAL, and I thought it would be simple and easy to follow.
Now, let me go through the pros and cons of various aspects and then I’ll evaluate it in more detail.
First, I’ll say that comedy, in general, doesn’t appeal to me, especially in anime. I don’t like Japanese humor much. I can recall a few comedic anime that I watched, like One Punch Man and Spy x Family. I’ll say that Bochi the Rock had more funny moments than I expected, and there were indeed some moments I genuinely liked. The concept itself was quite humorous—especially with a socially awkward rocker, which felt like a refreshing change from characters like Saitama who defeats everyone with one punch. But I’ll stop with the comparisons.
Despite that, even though the comedic aspect was more enjoyable than in other anime, it didn’t make me laugh much outside of a few moments. The anime also touched lightly on other themes and didn’t stir any emotional reactions in me. It didn’t leave a significant impact, and I didn’t feel any positive moods after watching it. There weren’t many memorable moments either, but one thing that sets this anime apart from other short 12-episode series is that it was easy to watch. The animation was quite good, and while the characters weren’t really standout, they were interesting at some point, and it was enjoyable to watch. The main character, while sometimes funny and relatable in some ways, was stuck in the same place every episode, and no real change occurred.
I forgot to mention that the music (OST) wasn't particularly memorable. I can't really point out any specific moment that stood out or that I particularly liked. As for a potential new season, I’m not sure if I’d be overly excited about it, but I’ll watch it if it comes out.
So, in conclusion:
An ordinary story that doesn’t stand out
A main character who is sometimes funny but doesn’t evolve
Good animation
Ordinary, yet easy-to-watch characters
Standard cliché dialogues
No memorable moments or episodes
Despite the criticism and flaws, I still enjoyed watching the anime, and some moments were genuinely funny and relatable.
My final rating is a mid to high 6/10.
I also realized that writing reviews is a great way to find people who think like you and engage in discussions with them, or, on the other hand, interact with people who disagree and have them prove you wrong, showing you things you might have missed.
Reviewer’s Rating: 6
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