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Sep 29, 2024
"I get it now."
- Danny DeVito

Prior to this anime, I did not understand the appeal of brainrot humor. Most of my friend group was starting to use the funny "skibidi" words when this was released, and this anime helped me embrace the language. The anime is set up to brainwash you into using brainrot language, but it may also be a psyop to get people interested in Japan's deer tourism. However, that is not the point of this review.

The point of this review is for me to say that this anime makes me say "erm, what the sigma" at every punchline. The pop culture references ...
Jun 29, 2024
Mixed Feelings
Spoiler
With new Monogatari content on the horizon, I decided that it would be a good time to rewatch the entirety of the series.

First things first, the gag: it's hard watching this anime in a post-Drake v. Kendrick world.

Yep, that's the running gag I had while rewatching this.

Bakemonogatari is a decent start for the series. Cinematography: the most notable ones are extreme close-ups (including head tilts) and panning shots. In addition, how an episode plays can be quite chaotic; captions flashing to give information or to give dramatic effect for a scene. Character play: characters play off each other, creating unique interactions that can either ...
Jun 28, 2024
Dungeon Meshi (Anime) add
"What if instead of Delicious in Dungeon, it was called Freak in Dungeon. Instead of eating delicious meals, they ate delicious co-"
- Me

Delicious in Dungeon is a comfy anime. The art style was great, in fact, it matches the art style of the anime. The story was fun to follow, worldbuilidng and motivations were well established. The characters played off each other, contributing to the comedic or dramatic moods of the scene. The pacing was great, the end of the season left me wanting more from the story. The food looked delicious, though that's expected of a food anime.

This is a petty criticism, but I ...
May 12, 2024
Preliminary (217/? chp)
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Ladies and gentlemen, the most romance manga of all time.

Did you like Takagi-san? Did you like Nagatoro? Did you watching unskippable ads? Do you have no respect for your time? Fear not, this is the manga for you!

KanoKari is a manga, it's not a good manga, but it is one regardless. I spent WAY too much time trying to find this manga appealing (I really tried during the "Hollywood" Arc- this is the name I gave it) only for it to kill itself in the most creative way possible, that is, chapter 218. Chapter 218 was the lowest point of this manga, and it only ...
May 12, 2024
Spoiler
My Little Monster, not to be confused with My Little Pony, is one of the many additions to the "Want a break from the ads" genre for rom-com. I bring this up because a majority of modern romance anime, including but not limited to: Nagatoro, KanoKari, Love is War, Takagi-san, and so on, has a tendency to not respect my time and harass me with endless amount of ads that end up padding the run-time of the series. Simply put, I do not have the time nor the interest to watch 2+ seasons of endless flirting filled with a snail's pace-progression just to end ...
Apr 26, 2024
Spoiler
Unlike my review for season 1, I noticed the romantic tones for from this season because it was crammed down by throat by this guy named Marty (the person I watched said their name was Amati, but couldn't be bothered to remember this name. In fact, I had to search it up because I thought it was spelled "Amarty". As you can tell, I was extremely braindead watching this series) as well as other hints of love triangles/squares/pentagons/hexagons that were incredibly difficult for me to ignore. Of course, there were also sections that discussed about economics. The lesson I learned from these segments either revolved ...
Apr 25, 2024
FunnyFunny
My watch of Spice and Wolf occurred after finishing exams. My brain is rotted, and it showed during the duration of me watching this anime. When I learned that the main heroine was a wolf, I kept making jokes about "there are two wolves inside of you", and so kept spamming either the brainaneurysm.mp3 sound effect or some random gigachad theme. There were times where I talked about Holo being either locked in or tweaking because of this joke. Aside from this, there were the serious sections that talked about economics, and these sections were easy to watch because I watched with someone who was ...


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