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If you're into vanilla, just leave now lmao. Holy tentacles!

So a man places a horny spell on an elf village, fucks them all, and steals an artifact or something I don't remember. Anyways, our heroic female elf guardian who was raped for hours during the intro must go and find this man and save her village. Unfortunately, the villain wins in this hentai, as the elf guardian succumbs to the man's spell and becomes his bitch.... Or if you were on Epstein Island, this is a good ending.

It's an okay story, but it's bogged down by okay to bad animation. I feel like I should ... write more here but wtf do I say here without sounding like a fucking loser. "The tits bouncing wasn't smooth enough" That's an actual jobless sentence lmao. Anyways, okay story with meh animation, go watching something else unless you really love rape and tentacles.

4/10

You know, I watched this hentai, and planned to write a review right after but completely forgot, also completely forgot wtf this was about lol.

Anyways, I think the main girl was a brilliant mechanic. Finally, a hentai with role models. Evil robots are on the loose and raping women thanks to the girl's rival, some evil loli. Brilliant mechanic girl must save the day, while also getting violated as well. A unique story we don't see often in hentai.

Unfortunately, the animation is super plain. So plain and boring that it was pretty boring to watch, hence why I forgot to even make a review ... for a day. It's not horrendous animation, but damn did it feel cheap.

So yeah, that's all I have to say. It's not great, not bad either, just forgettable. I forgot about this, you'll probably forget about this too.

Another adaption of something I've read. Been a while so this will be a nice recap.

(Watches it)

Oh yeah this was something. So basically the plot follows this very sweet and innocent couple. The girlfriend for some reason is friends with fucking whores who basically seduce/borderline rape the guy while another whore friend jerks off the girlfriend and long story short this becomes a harem hentai.

In theory, guy fucks his girlfriend and her friends, pretty hot hentai idea. But this goes quickly into.... what's the term again... oh yeah, moral degradation. You're watching a normal guy and girl become consumed with degeneracy. It's really messed up ... when you think about it..... but you'll be too horny to think about it because damn this was pretty hot.

Animation is done by Bunnywalker, which means it's great as usual. Though I think this is one of their worser works, still great but not the quality that their previous works have... Man wtf am I doing comparing the quality of porn. Hot sex, hot girls, questionable morals, what more could you ask for?

Solid 8/10.

Guy sees a high paying job for a film crew and takes it. Turns out the cutest girl at school also applied for this job. It's a hentai so obviously it's a porn job. They got jobs doing behind the scenes stuff for porn. Turns out, the cutest girl as school is horny as hell. After seeing sex for the first time, nothing was gonna stop her.

You can guess what happens next. This is a pretty solid hentai. Cute girl, hot animation, what more could you ask for? An IRL girlfriend? Stop watching hentai and go outside then. I really have nothing much to say ... about this except it's good. Hope an insanely bad or insanely incredible hentai comes out, something that'll give me something fun to talk about.

Anyways, 7/10.

Hey, an adaption of something I've read.

Gyaru chills at a nerds house and reads his manga in exchange for letting him fuck her. She doesn't really get off on it.... until she does. They proceed to have hot sex forever now. You see, it's all about perseverance. Let this be a life lesson.

So the plot is pretty basic, the adaption is also pretty basic as well. Pretty much direct shot for shot with the doujin. That isn't a bad thing, just worth mentioning. The girl is just as hot as she was in the doujin. The nerd isn't a fat ugly fuck like other hentais ... so that's a huge bonus. Overall, it's a decent hentai. Pretty girl, decent animation, not bad.

7/10

Episode 1: Loser idol fan is the solo tenant of a building who's landlord is a lonely idol that treats her sole tenant like family. Turns out their both extremely horny over each other, to the point of obsession really. Not very healthy, but who gives a shit.

Ngl, this first episode was a bit too horny. Like these people aren't real and only live to have sex. Weird fucking complaint from a mother fucker who reviews hentai on myanimelist, ik. But it does feel like these characters have no lives, just sex sex and more sex. Granted, it's still pretty hot which is the most ... important thing but I'm kind of tired of "Horny 24/7 loser fucking horny 24/7 really hot woman." But whatever, this is pretty solid. 7/10........ Wait what's the second episode about?

Episode 2: Idol past her prime is willing to do anything to rise back up. She takes on sexier and sexier works until she just ends up a whore selling her body to rich fat fucks. Holy shit what a degenerate fucking hentai. Old fat fucks wearing strap-on to double fuck whores who love sex more than anything. Great animation though but gawd damn did I not want to see all that. Idk why the fuck someone as vanilla as me is reviewing hentai. Huge congrats to whoever has this fetish because you'll love this shit.

But yeah, solid 7/10 first episode that is a bit too horny. Crazy ass fetish second episode that is not my thing but great for people who like that kind of stuff. I'll give it like a 6/10

Due to corporate incompetence, a guy is sent to a share-house full of women for testing shampoo. After bumping into one of his housemate in the shower, they both get horny and fuck. And same story applies for the second house mate. And than the next time all 3 of them end up in the showers for a threesome. Since there's 4 girls in total, safe to assume this same scenario will continue to a sequel.

This hentai is pure sex. With a 30 minute run time, only around a minute of it is spent with clothes on. If you want your hentai to have a ... plot, there isn't one here unless you're one of those people who say "I'm here for the plot" but you're referring to titties. But who gives a shit because this is hot. Hot girls, baths, and pretty good animation makes for a great hentai.

Solid 8/10.

Gyaru with small dick boyfriend fakes all her moans because he never makes her cum. Every man's worst nightmare.

In order to vent, she bullies a weeb by forcing him to strip so she can take a dick pick and threaten him. Turns out, he's got a massive cock. Too horny to stop, she fucks the weeb. Something we all wish would happen to us but sadly this is fiction.

Simple plot for a hentai, sadly this has pretty shitty animation. Like bad enough to the point it's distracting. It absolutely does not help that the weeb is a fat ugly bastard. It doesn't help that ... the hentai constantly reminds you that fat bastard is there. Cutting to his face multiple times and letting me hear his rough moans. Worst nightmare for a straight male. I highly recommend this for women who are into ugly bastards.

Overall, a solid plot ruined by bad animation and attempts to make me feel gay... (wtf am I writing, lol)

4/10

Nur, which means you can expect rape and NTR.

However, this time we only have the NTR, though you'd barely know it anyways with how little the husband is mentioned. As always, Nur hentai starts off with a shit ton of exposition. This time, they are even more useless as a ton of girls are introduced but only one matters, the adopted mother of our protagonist. Guy finds her so hot that he confessed despite her having a husband that works far away.

As any good mother would, she adequately considers his feelings and decides to let him smash once and once only. They smash and never ... again.... except they do because this is porn. That basically sums up the plot for this hentai. Pretty generic hentai plot. The same could be said for animation, it's also super basic. There's no reason for me to tell you to watch this, but there also is no reason for me to tell you not to watch this. If you're desperate for some hentai, have at it, but this isn't anything special.

6/10

NTR

A married woman goes to a school reunion and meets her ex-boyfriend. Long story short, they end up fucking. Of course, she tried to resist, and by that I mean she said no a few times but never actually physically resisted. Man, these hentais are probably making a ton of incels paranoid, lol. So yeah, she cheats on him with her ex. It's not bad as other NTRs, as the presence of her husband isn't being shoved in your face while they're fucking. Still, it is NTR, and she does lie to her husband about it at the very end. So if you hate NTR, ... probably avoid this, but it's not so in your face like other NTRs are.

Animation is pretty solid too. Not the best animation ever, but better than your average hentai. The wife is quite pretty too. Overall, I have mixed-feelings. I hate NTR, but it's not at the forefront of the plot. But it's still there, so if you really can't stand any NTR, I suggest you skip this one.

6/10