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What to do oh what to do. I completed 200 anime so props to myself for that. Cause of that I probably should being reviewing that or my 201st but no. Instead, I must force myself to recall the horrors of the anime with one of the most annoying narrators in my entire existence....Divine Gate.

I have no history with this. I don't know anything about the mobile game this is based off of. This is something that purely caught my interest and that's about it. Let's just get this over with as I do another review after a long time of not doing them....oh yeah ... spoiler warning I guess cause I might spoil something....on with the review

Story:......Where the holy f*ck do I begin....Guess the fact that this show is about some gate that has been around for decades or centuries in this world and can granted any wish to those who open it. This special gate is known as....ahem...THE DIVINE GATE! THE HOLY GRAIL...THE CREAM OF THE CROP OF ALL GATES...ALL THE MAGICAL BEING IN THE UNIVERSE IN EVERY ANIME EVER! HA! NOTHING IS MORE SUPREME THEN THY DIVINE GATE! THOU SHALL BOW DOWN AND WORSHIP IT! WORSHIP THIS HOLY GATE YOU UNGRATEFUL SWINES! WORSHIP IT I SAY! WORSHIP!
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....Now moving on the story has 3 main characters (If you think it is 6 based off the image or poster or whatever of six people and the opening which highlights them, then you are sorely mistaken). We have Aoto the brooding emo, Akane are obligatory spiky red hair protagonist and Midori the green hair cheerful one of the 3 all who have their own wishes and wish be the first person to reach the gate as the gate will granted that persons wish. They aren't the only ones though as the headmaster of their academy Arthur who has his own wish he wishes to achieve with the help of his Knights of the Round Table (It's called knights of round in the anime but let's be real. It's based off the Knights of the round table) along with those 3 other very 'important' adapters on the cover with our heroes Ginji, Hikari and Yukari along with Loki and Oz. let's not forget the 3 spirit gypsies...fairies....ah whatever f*ck it.

This story is a clustered mess. Multiple plot threads that go unanswered, a plot that while not original is semi interesting but feels like it was glued together sometimes at the last minute..extremely underdeveloped character development, the bland characters we follow in the story...the fact it try's to be deep and symbolic when it really isn't if we are being honest...the f*cking cop out at the end of the anime and....the narrator. Dear god the narrator. The narrator tries to give you them feels. From trying to explain motives, to explaining character personalities in a nutshell (trust me I'll get to that soon enough.) or plain random stuff if they aren't explaining events. I can normally deal with a narrator. Practically have been hearing the Pokemon narrator for most of my life. I can deal with Bobobo-bo-Bo-bobo's narrator. I could deal with JoJo's Narrator. Hell I could sit through the 4kids One Piece narrator better and I hate the 4kids dub of that with a passion. But this?! This has to be the most annoying and most hysterical narrator I have heard in a long time. The narration either has you laughing out loud at how deep and symbolic it will try to be or have have you hitting your head against a brick wall. The narrator really serves no purpose to the show and probably should have been scrapped.

Art- This anime was produced by everyone's favorite punching bag that isn't Toei, Studio Pierrot and honestly...It's actually alright. It's not anything stellar or breath taking and I don't hate Pierrot with a Firey passion like some people do so I got to be honest when I say I have no major issue with it. I have an issue with the CGI. Not Skeleter Sh*t or Mayioga laughable levels of bad but it isn't good. It's subpar-to bad. Other then that I have no major complaints.

Sounds: If there is one thing I got out of this anime...it has a kick ass opening. The opening is honestly the only thing that kept me watching at this point when I was seeing the anime.i love it. The ending is okay and seeing the fact I watched the dub, the cast was alright for it. Not great but not horrible.

Characters: Step right up! Step right up! We got your underdeveloped characters here. From the blonde emo Aoto whose is called a parent killer cause his brother went AWOL and he took the blame, to the Akane who has daddy issues all the way to Midori who seeks to find her childhood best friend and is arguably the blandest of the mcs. The 2nd place price is Arthur who seeks to destroy the gate and bring peace to the world along Loki, the lone shining star in this entire anime as the villain and Oz.....f*ck Oz.

We then have the bronze prizes as....no you know what no. I'll just do my own narration of how the narrator described these 3 'important' characters who happen to be adapter like our main cast.

Here we go. Ginji personality description (as told by the narrtor of the show and reinterpret by yours truly)

"The boy didn't give a sh*t about anything in the world. Thus, as he didn't give a sh*t about the world and cares for nothing in it."

Hikari-
"The girl with blonde hair who has a smile plastered on her face cause we always need that obligatory happy, cheerful, in LaLa land smiling girl in our animus. Nothing damping her mood as she somehow gets people to smile come rain or shine.

Yukari-
"She broods in the night, loving it but hating the daytime. More emo then Aoto was at the beginning, at night she dons the persona of the hero of the night. She goes out and says with pride every night..."
"I'm batgirl....yeah..."

Such wonder and deep characters here don't you think. So deep that the narrator feels the need to describe their personalities to us. The most deepest characters and the most interesting non development of character you will ever see. To this day it amazes to how the characters and their astonishing development came to be. Hell it might need further study since it always feels like it is non existent. Even the 1st place prize MCs development is questionable at best. Such great writing I tell you what.

Overall- This was an anime that went to alright to bad in a heart beat. It definitely isn't anywhere near the likes of School Days, Pupa or Idea Factories Turd sandwiches but it is still bad. The cluster story, the bad characters the god awful narrator and so on. Only things I got out of this was the animation and the kick ass opening. It's a 4/10 anime to me. If you like great, I am not stopping you since this is just my silly opinion written in a review. If you agree with me alright. If you want to check it out, I ain't stopping you. But overall this anime was just bad. It started off alright and seemed to get worst, especially towards the end.

That is all I have to say. If you like my review great. If you hate it...I won't lose any sleep, we just got to agree to disagree. With that being said I am out. Peace people

Well seeing the fact that I am big ass Persona fan and it is the only game I am hyped for besides Pokemon Sun and Moon, I decided to review the special. This is covering the anime for the new 5th installment (not counting Golden, FES, Persona 3 portable and the other spinoffs) in the Persona franchise which I love almost as much as I do Pokemon

For those that don't know this is basically the special to showcase the gist of the new Persona 5 game WHICH YOU SHOULD ALL BUY!

.....Kidding Kidding. I'm kidding don't take it seriously....Well don't take 30% seriously.....Moving On!

anyway back on ... point this is basically showing what the new group of protagonist in the Persona series will be doing in the game and honestly it alright. It's nothing stellar or groundbreaking, but it is worth a watch if you want to get more hyped.

The story is alright but nothing great. It's is really just showing the kinda of stuff that will likely go on in the game and was just made to showcase it. The animation and character designs are pretty good for a special and the sound is alright. Characters were....alright but they'll likely be better in the game next year.

Honestly I enjoyed this a lot. It got me more hyped for the game then I was before and I was pretty f'ing hyped. Anyway it's a worth a watch, hopefully any body that reads this reviews decides to watch and hopefully enjoys it. I also hope they make an anime series or do the movies with this thing when the game is released like they did with Persona 3 and Persona 4.

With that being said I am out people. Peace

Well...I already reviewed one of the Spring Anime Bombs might as well review the other.

Hello People I am Josh and today I am reviewing the anime Mayoiga (Lost Village) brought to us by Diomedia who....I am definently not familiar with at all....Let's jump into it.

Story- The story is brought to us by the same man responsible for Another, a decent to good horror anime (fuck the last episode though). Because of that people immediately went into to this anime thinking there would be some horrifying things and blood being spilled everywhere. But I am here to tell you that that is wrong. It is not ... a horror mystery anime. It is a Psycholgical Surreal...Comedy.

The story sounds good on paper. The story being about 30 people going to a lost village to 'start over' in life for a variety of reasons. But when they get to the village strange things start to happen and they will have to face there Nanaki or Psycholgical scars. Going by that alone people might of thought it might be horror but it is really just a psychological surreal comedy. First 3-4 episodes are okay for the most part but then it goes down hill from there especially with the last episode having a stupid anti-climatic ending. Won't spoil that though.

Art- The art is good, characters designs are fine. But then there are the inner monsters of these people....dear god. The CGI used in this anime is just....Wow. Wow! I swear I laughed my ass off every time one of these monsters appear just because of how stupid they looked or how they moved. This is what makes the show a comedy for the most part. The way these CGI monsters look will make you laugh your ass off. I swear I almost thought the people responsible for the CGI in Skeltar Heaven and the Guy who made Utsu Musume Sayuri were paid to do it (For all I know they could have somehow been involved.)

Sound- The sound oaky to me but it fits the anime well and the voice actors are good. I got no major complaints with this one.

Characters- This anime has way to many characters. 30 characters in a 12 episode show will not work the main reason being half to about the majority of the characters will be pushed to the side. I did not like one single character in this anime. Not the MC, not the love interest, Mr. Driver (Dude seriously didn't get a name. He is just called Driver....Yet they can give some of these characters funny names.) The Lion girl interested me a little but I didn't care for her in the end. To there credit they do atleast develop the MC, Hayato, The Driver and the Love interest but the rest...Ha! They are all just saying "Whatever is this thing called character development. We have never heard of it."

Enjoyment- It was pretty average. The only thing mainly keeping this score average was the laughable CGI and how I laughed my ass off every freaking time it came up. Especially with one of the monsters being Thomas the Tank Engines brother who only comes to Sodor when they need to scare some kids.

Overall- People say Big Order was the bad but that was just boring to me. This is just something I have deemed something that I'll go back to if I feel like laughing at crappy CGI monsters. The plot is bad and goes down hill after atleast the first 3-4 episodes, there are way to many characters for an anime this short. A majority if not all the characters are forgettable and they even try to develop some but fail miserably. If you ask me...Go into this as a comedy. Think of it as a comedy. But overall this anime is pretty bad as the genere that it is listed.

That being said, peace people

Oh boy. I....I don't even...I don't even know where to begin with this crap. I don't. I really don't.

Well got to try I guess. Hellos people I am Josh and today I am reviewing the gender-bender anime Himegoto....Yeah.

Story- The story is about a guy who cross dresses who is in debt thanks to his parents. He gets saved by three middle school council members and basically becomes there bitch in exchange for them paying his huge debt.

.............*Takes sip of water*

....What? You thought there more? You thought I go more into detail? Well I hate to break it to you but that is really the only ... story in this. The dude has to dress like a girl and become there bitch and do what they say. If you want me say more I guess I can say they are rivaled by some other council full of crossdressers. That's...That is all I got people.

Art- The art is pretty good especially for something this short. It's nice to look at minus the fan services shots, but these shots would be disturbing and uncomfortable no matter what, female or male but it is definetly something I want to un-see

Sound- The sound is alright. Nothing particular horrible but nothing amazing or that good to be honest.

Characters- Yeah I'll cut straight to the point on this one, the characters are forgettable as hell. Basically common tropes you have seen in likely a dozen anime. A majority of the main ones are crossdressers include the MC's little brother. Hell the show highlighted them as traps. Really that not me saying that the anime flat out said it. Then there are like 2 other cross dressers, one dressed as a maid and some chick dressed as a dude. Then you got the 3 council member girls who are about as perverted as you can getting excitement out of his dude crossdressing and him being there bitch.

Enjoyment- I mean I seen worse. It isn't the worst thing I seen. I was more or less bored then I was creeped out watching this but it was still bad to watch from beginning to end.

Overall- I would mostly recommend this series for those that are fans of crossdressing and gender bender stuff I guess. That is obviously the target demographic so if your like me and don't like this stuff, you might not enjoy this at all

With that being said, peace people

In light of Danganronpa 3 anime coming out (and before anyone ask, no you did miss a 2 cause there wasn't one...don't ask please) I decided to review danganronpa the anime because it (and I need to get some reviews for anime I like) Let's do this.

Story-

The story is decently adapted which I am happy about because if they didn't adapt this atleast decently I would be pissed to no end. But in the end it was decently adapted. Granted it suffered from being rushed especially with investigations and trials (which improved going to the end due to less people being alive at the ... trials as the show goes to a close). I normally don't care about amount of episodes but this was a case where in could have at least used about 20+ episodes instead of just 13 and it would be a little better.

Another issue this adaption suffers from is character development in the story. Because of the short length, unlike the game where you could hang out and talk with the characters to know them better, here...not so much. I mean that is probably an issue to be expected especially when they are adapting a game that can take up to hours and days to complete depending on how you play video games. It didn't help that the episode amount was short. The characters developed but not like in the game because when characters died in the anime it not like you have a huge attachment to them or anything and it is easy to shrug off.

Due to pacing issues and mediocre to subpar character development I have to give the story a 6/10

Art- The art is fine. Pretty much match up the character designs to the game which I am happy about and I have really no major complaints about it minus how it could look stilted sometimes to be honest. 7/10

Sound- The highest point for me. I loved the opening to this anime. I just do. The ending is fine and seeing that I watched both sub and dub I honestly liked both. Granted the english dub sounded weird to me at times, it was good. 8/10

Character- Sadly unlike the Persona 4 anime, I didn't care as much for these characters unlike I did in the game. My favorites by far is Junko and Monokuma, especially Monokuma though granted his voice annoyed me in the English dub to the point of almost urging me to mute my tv while I watched it. Overall the characters get a 7/10 which is really me just being generous and a little bias cause this show gave me a new favorite in the villains category in anime.

Enjoyment- I enjoyed myself with this anime and had a real good time watching it despite its issues.

Overall- Danganronpa isn't the best adaption of a video game but it is one of the better one. It obviously has the pacing issues which doesn't help with it short length and it probably could have benefited being longer then it was. Overall I really did enjoy myself watching this so I am going to give this anime an 7.5/10. If your looking to watch a video game adaption. This is one I recommend

That being said, peace people

Well time to get the full review of this still highly debated anime.

Hello people. For those that don't know I am Josh and today I am doing my full review on Sword Art Online, the anime where you either love it or hate. Let's do this!

Story- The first arc sounds good on paper like I said before in my first review. It does, I be lying if I said I thought it wasn't. The first five episodes in this arc were...okay. Loved the first and second episodes and got through the next 3 episodes okay, but then it just went down for me there. It ... seemed to go into filler hell, introducing characters that only had they one moment in there own epsidoe and didn't appear after that. And then there is the god awful pacing. If you saw my first review you know how I feel about that but I'll say it again. The pacing was just...bad. Just bad. Especially the big ass time skips.

The first arc gets a 5/10 from me because it did have some moments I liked.

Then there is the second arc.....If you enjoyed that arc...all the power to ya. But I just found it so f*cking BORING! I literally had to force my self to watch this arc even with the painful urge to fast forward through it. It was just boring. This was the most bored I have been watching in a while. I'm not comparing the two arcs fully becsuse one was about survival and the other was a race against time to save Asuna from a laughably bad villian in my opinion.

Overall this arc gets a 3/10. If you enjoyed fine, but I really didn't.

Art- I got no major complaints with the art. Still don't. 8/10

Sound- Sounds good, the voice actors do there job and I love the first opening. The second one was alright and the 2nd ending was okay but I really didn't like the first ending. 7/10

Characters- And again we arrive at the most debated thing about this anime, the characters.

Kirito...My opinion has slightly worsen about him thanks to the 2nd arc. Still thing he is wish fulfillment and OP as hell. But I don't completely hate him still. Don't exactly like him either.

Then there is Asuna the character that took a nose dive according to people. For the most part...I agree with them. Yeah she had the moment she tried to save all the players but for the most part I still see her as a dames in distress. Take that as you will, hate me if you want for saying that, but remember this is just my opinion.

Then there are the supporting cast who I honestly found forgettable. Klein suffers from this mainly because he barely appeared. Aigil (Think I definitely f*ck that one up) suffers from the same thing. Like able but I really don't fully care about them.

I didn't care about any of the harem and still don't. And I really didn't care about Kirito's sister. Yeah she had her moments, but I really didn't care about her or the relationship she had with Kirito.

Then there are the villans. Villian number one who I was mildy surprised by who it was and Villian two who was just a laughable pervert

Overall if more of the supporting character got more screen time and if my opinion had changed with the second arc, the score would be higher. 3/10

Enjoyment- I enjoyed the first arc and I struggled to get through the second arc. Overall I have to give this 6/10

Overall- ....I still think sword art online is mediocre. It's not got awful but it's alright. I still stand by my point that this is overhyped but I really don't hate it for that. If you enjoyed it good, I'm happy for you. I just really didn't like it that well. It mediocre to me. Overall sword art online gets a 5/10

Ah Big Order...An anime I didn't even knew existed up until it ended. Really not kidding when I say that. I didn't.

Hello people. I'm Josh and today I am reviewing the first half of Big Order, probably the defintion of a spring anime bomb (atleast to most people)

Now for those that don't know, Big Order is from the same creator of the ever popular Future Diary. Apparently this was an anticipated anime because of this guys work with Furure Diary but I be lying if I said I was excited. Not because I hate Future Diary. It cause I haven't seen it and I can't ... hate something I haven't seen. So I really had no high expectations cause I couldn't tell you what Future Diary was even about. Only thing I know is about it is some crazy pink hair chick that is the face of the yandere community. That's all. I couldn't tell you jack sh*t about the story if I tried, the characters even if I wanted to try and so on. But I guess people were excited cause of that.

Anyway on to the review

Story- It interesting. Like I said I had no expectations for it because I didn't know it even existed until it was a thing. But anyway the story is about Eiji, a guy that gives Kirito and Saitama a run for their money in the OP department. He along with other people referred with orders made a wish and his wish was to rule the world. This resulted in the world getting destroyed and the Orders being viewed as villans and major threats.

All I can say it is interesting, but the pace is awful. It just feels extremely rushed and I am just bored watching it. I came in with average expectations since I didn't know what I was stepping into really. They major issues with this are the timing and the pacing. The fact it is only 10 episodes doesn't really help it either. If things were explained better and the timing was so god awful in this anime, this would probably be one of the OK anime of the spring. It would have helped to if the plot made more sense to be honest

Art- The arts pretty good. I got no major complaints with it or anything. Definetly not the best I have seen but certainly not the worst. The fight scenes can be good and the cgi is good to.

Sound- Sound is alright. The OP is good but not something I'd really listen to repeatedly or anything. The ending is...ok to me. I got no major complaints with the voice actors, there fine.

Characters- And the problems lie here. Definetly not enough expalining of things and not enough development for me to even remotely care about. I don't really care about the MC but I don't hate him. He is just that cliche 'Oh if you touch my sister I'll kick your f*cking a** b*tch' and basically some averages guy with some over the top OP power that lets him control pretty much everything and anyone. NotYuno (Guessing that's the crazy pink hair chick that is suppose to be Yuno. Not a hundred percent sure I'm just seeing people repeatedly calling her that so I am guessing it's the pink hair chick from Future Diary???) Is crazy and wants to kill him but can't. And then there are the rest of the supporting cast. Boy do they bore the living day lights out of me. I don't care about any of them. I mean Iyo is alright I guess but the rest I keep barely remembering.

Enjoyment- This just bored me. Arguably the worst anime of the spring I guess with the way people have gone on about it but I don't find it bad. Just extremely boring. It is just not interesting me. At all. If you like it fine, but I just can't get into this.

Overall- This is mediocre at best. To me atleast. The story may be interesting but pacing and timing are bad and it is rushed. The art and sound are alright if not good. The characters are forgettable to me but it isn't as god awful as most people make it out to be, but it really isn't that good. Mediocre at it best. This anime gets a 5/10 from me. I just got bored the entire time but this had potential that just fell flat somehow

Shokugeki No Souma or Food Wars is based off the manga by the same name. In fact I didn't even fully know what this was when it first came out and I skipped it. Now? I kinda regret that.

Hello fellow anime fans. For those that don't know I am Josh, and today I am here to review the first season of Shokugeki No Souma. Let's do this.

Story- Story is simple enough. It's about Souma Yukihira, are MC in this story going to Tootsuki, the most largest and well known cooking school probably in the world in this story. His dad sent him there and now ... he is setting out to be at the top.

Like I said the story is pretty simplistic and about cooking. I'll admit this really didn't interest me at first but I decided to check it out. And I loved it. Every single minute, I could not take my eyes away from my tv as watched this using my PS4. If I had to make some complaint is that they didn't give much screen time to character enough to make me care about all of them. And then there is the over the top foodgasms. For those that watched the show, you know what I mean. The foodgasms could be disturbing and over the top at times. Overall the story does get a 7/10 from me

Art- The art is good. I liked it. I also liked the character designs. Got no major complaints. Overall 7/10

Sound- Voice actors are fine, got no complaints there. I love the first opening and first ending. The 2nd opening is fine but the 2nd ending...dear god. I love this show but that 2nd ending sounded so bad. That might be the worst ending I have heard in a long time. Overall the score is 6/10. Higher if it wasn't for that 2nd ending

Character- I'm okay with Souma and Megumi and like the Aldini brothers and Rindou Kobayashi (technically she hasn't been introduce in this season but hopefully is in the season coming up next month. The rest of the characters are alright and I honestly don't have many problems with them. Granted there are a little to many characters in this that I could care less about, but other then that it is alright. Overall 7/10

Enjoyment- It had me hooked from the first episode and onward. I couldn't stop watching it. I enjoyed every minute of it and even had a couple of things I laughed at. Overall 9/10

Overall- Shokugeki No Souma is far from perfect, it has it flaws, but it is pretty simplistic and a good watch. I definitely recommend it. Overall I have to give Shokugeki no Souma an 8/10.

With that being said, I am out people. Peace.

You really did it Japan. You finally did it. You did the one think that is unthinkable. You made Twilight the anime.....Just...Bravo....Brav-F*cking-o

For those that don't know I am Josh and today, I am reviewing the anime Twilight the anime version. Or if you want to get technical with it or whatever I guess you could call it Diablok Lovers

Story- About some girl thst gets sent to some mansion or whatever by her father. There she is staying with a bunch of guys that...get this...Are vampires. So we got a reverse harem full of vampires...No comment.

In all reality this is basically just about that girl ... being weak as hell and barely fighting back as these guys suck her blood and potentially if they already didn't, rape her....Yeah.

I'm not a big fan on harems to begin with, I hate them about as much as most slice of life and romance anime I have seen. This didn't make me like the concept of harems any better and I could still give two flying sh*t about it. Overall the story is 2/10

Art- The art for the most part is fine. It's average compared to some of the stuff I have seen and watched. If not particular bad. 6/10

Sound- The opening fits Twilight the anime version but I could care less about it. The voice acting was alright for the most part, the person voicing the girl was the only bad one to me out of all of them. Overall it gets a 4/10

Characters- These guys...Ha....They were this close to beating out Madicko Douchebago (Makoto Itou...or whatever the hell you want to call him. Don't give a damn if he was written like he was, I don't like those type of people either way so he doesn't get a pass as far as I am concerned) This close...but they just missed out of beating him out of my most hated characters in anime in general. So close. Then there is the girl...absolute f*cking example of a damsel in distress that can't do jack diddly. Overall the characters ranging from the psycho kid to the guy calling her 'little bitch' get a 1/10

Enjoyment- ....It's twilight the anime version. Need I say more people.

Overall- In the end this show is mainly for people into masochist type sh*t or guys that like seeing girls get abused. The only ok qualities were the art and sound for the most part. Overall the show gets a 2/10 from me.

That being said I am out people. Peace!

Hello people. For those who don't know I am Josh and I am here to review the anime that like Eiken is board line hentai. That's right folks. Today I am reviewing bikini warriors which is somehow surprisingly PG 13....Let's just get on with this.

Story- ...The title is self explanatory. Like really. If your expecting anything but ecchi, fan service and board line hentai moments you are in the wrong place. I mean just reading the title can tell you what this is going to be.

Anyway the show is set in an rpg type environment which was to a point. Mildly amusing at best. It ... about 4 big breast girls doing...well pretty much what you do in RPG just with loads of fan service and ecchi moments. The show is episodic and is only 4 minutes long. Doesn't overstay it's welcome to a certain extent. You can just breeze past this in one day really. Personally I didn't find it to be that funny at all, it had it moments though that brought out a chuckle but that's it really. Another issue is the pointless cliff hangers which got annoying a little and were pointless since each episode was something entirely different and had nothing to do with those cliffhangers. Overall the story gets a 4/10. It wasn't God awful but it is bad.

Art- Probably the only high point of this anime from me. The animation decent for what it is. I got no issue with the character designs that much really. Other than that my main issue is that they relied so much on panty and boob shots and tons of fan service moments to again make me wonder why MAL says this is a Pg-13 anime. Overall it gets a 5/10 I guess

Sound- I usually would judge opening and endings but this anime didn't really have one so I'll avoid those. The voice acting was meh to me. It wasn't bad and it wasn't good either tbh. 4/10 is the overall score

Characters- Just generic girls to a tee with big breast in this (Not Eiken level, so don't worry about that). A fighter, a Mage, a Palladian and a dark elf....I could assume and make jokes on why she is called that but I won't. These characters are just your basic things that you can be in rpg games just with big breast and a shit ton of fan service and board line porn moments

Oh and if your wondering why I have said this characters names...they don't have any. Really I sh*t you not. The creators of this were so lazy, that they just named them Fighter, Mage, Paladian and Dark Elf..,you know...cause she black...and she's an elf...

I'll just stop now.

Enjoyment- I pretty much knew what I was walking into and my expectations like for anything like this was extremely low as hell or just average. Overall this is just average enjoyment. 5/10

Overall- Not the worst thing I've seen, but far from good to. It not appalling of horrible but you have to have a sh*t ton of tolerance when you watch this anime. The comedy is bad and it mostly relies on the fan service and board line porn moments. Overall Bikini Warriors gets a 4/10