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Nov 16, 2023
Black Clover (Anime) add
Mixed Feelings
At some point, we have to stop entertaining mediocrity.

I have never met another series that falls so squarely into the "mediocre" category more than Black Clover, and this is not meant as an insult. It is an absolute, as objective as can be, accurate description of this series quality level. Never as good as to get you properly engaged and give you strong emotions, never as bad as to rage drop it. It simply, exists in between and offers a good service when you want something to watch and not pay much attention to when you eat your lunch.

A big part of this is ...
Mar 22, 2022
This is a review for the entirety of the series.

"If there is a God, he has abandonded us".

Having watched the entire series, from the beginning to the end, I can responsibly say that this is but one giant stroke of Kirito’s d*ck. Excuse moi for the language but there is no other possible way to express it.

“It can’t be that bad”, “It gets better later on”, lies, such lies. SAO IS that bad, and it NEVER gets better. It only gets more pretentious, and somehow even more insulting. I can’t decide whether this series underestimates its audience or overestimates its own ability in ...
Oct 14, 2021
Stunningly beautiful... and incredibly flat.

I have been waiting for this movie to drop on Netflix for almost a year after it aired, in order to watch it at the best possible HD. Turns out it was the best choice, because Violet Evergarden without its art and animation would be a horrifyingly thin experience.

*spoilers

This is a movie of about two and a half hours that can be summed up in exactly two (2) sentences: Violet writes letters for the family of a boy that will die soon. Then Violet goes on an island to meet Gilbert. And that's it. That's the movie. That's the whole ...
Sep 22, 2021
"Depressed teenage female MC who was supposedly hated but what we actually see is her being adored by everyone on sight, becomes slightly less depressed because she found a skeleton daddy teacher to romance."

There, I saved you some time reading the summary.

When I first started watching this show I thought the "Bride" in the title was just euphimism for a teacher - student relationship, or that the romantic undertones would at least remain undertones and it would be mostly about a girl learning magic in a magical world. Well... I was wrong about that! Not completely, but the series did seem to be way more ...
Sep 5, 2021
The first thing that you should know about To Your Eternity, is that the rest of the series never reaches the hights its first two episodes achieved. TYE is a show with an excellent couple of episodes at its beginning, and a good one at its very end. The episodes in the middle of this vary from decent, weird, frustrating and just okay.

TYE is the story of a mysterious life form called Fushi, who is created as an orb and then assumes various forms until he gets a human one in the first episode. From then on, the series tries to explore his journey ...
May 28, 2021
Preliminary (9/12 eps)
I usually don't write reviews before a show is over, but I feel that Koikimo is really being treated unfairly. I don't know if people are overreacting because they watched the show or just because they wanted to jump on the bandwagon of bashing it purely based on its title.

Koikimo is nothing like it is often described. As someone whose relatives met and got together in similar ages (18-25), I can tell you, anyone who is quick to dismiss this series just because of the age difference is seriously jumping the gun. Not every relationship with an age gap is predatory, and high school is ...
Apr 10, 2021
*spoilers*

I will keep this extremely short, as I just finished writing about 7000 words on it. I want to make only three (3) quick, summarized points:

Does a bad ending nullify what a series has offered for over a decade? No, I don't think that's the case here. Was the ending still remarkably bad? Unfortunately, very much so.

Just to be ahead of what will soon be written on the series defense: "Those of you who didn't like the ending were not able to understand Eren's character, you just thought he was an edgelord, and you just didn't get the ship you wanted! That's why ...
Mar 26, 2021
Warning: Random manga and anime spoilers ahead. Skip to the last paragraph for the resume.

Yakusoku no Neverland 2nd season is what happens when you try to compress a story that could have lasted for at least 4 seasons into 2. Now, that being said, contrary to popular belief, the manga counterpart of this story actually sufferred from the same severe flaws in storytelling as this season does. I would definitely be on board with changing the story into an anime original one, but unfortunately, they did the one thing they shouldn't have done with it: tossed away all of the manga's interesting and well ...
Aug 10, 2019
Super Lovers (Anime) add
Have you ever heard of the term "family with benefits"? No? Does this sound like something that you should never, ever hear, or that it should never, ever exist? Welcome to Super Lovers!

Don't get fooled though; Super Lovers knows exactly what it is, and its audience knows that fully well. It's just shounen ai sibling fantasy comfort food for shotacons. There is a certain trend in romance stories that appears quite often, and that is yes-we-are-relatives-but-not-exactly-since-one-of-us-is-adoptive-so-it-is-taboo-but-it-doesn't-really-count. Trying to both have the cake and eat it as well, Super Lovers falls straight into this category, throwing in the age difference in order to satisfy more fetishes. ...
Jan 9, 2019
Steins;Gate 0 (Anime) add
Don't watch this.

I find it irritable to say the least to read so many good reviews of this, which are obviously just borrowing fame from the first series. I honestly wonder how much can something we enjoyed make us turn a blind eye to every fault it produces afterwards, and why should it, since this is a different series from the first!

So what did we enjoy in the first series? Hououin Kyoma's persona, the romance with Kurisu, the d-mails to the past, and the perplexed, nuanced and dexterous story-telling. Now forget EVERYTHING, because this series has absolutely none of the things we loved in ...


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