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Sword art online, by Kawahara Kojima is honestly one of the worst, if not the worst anime, actually, fucking thing I have ever seen in my goddamn life. First of all, the story makes no cohesive sense, this shit stinks! Why are the plotholes not plugged up like a man's butthole when he has haemorrhoids? These plotholes are especially jarring when I am trying to immerse myself into the Blackswordsman, Kirito himself. I want to be able to relate to such a well written character. I WANT to be able to know how it feels like to be so cool, popular, get bitches and ... money. I WANT to like the show with such well written characters scattered throughout. But these plotholes are simply too distracting for me to be able to enjoy the film properly. Other than the plotholes, I want to complain about the characters! They are so poorly made and written, that it just feels like I'm watching a puppet show, but no personality. This is really distracting to the great overall plotline of SAO.

First of all, Asuna, more like A-soon-as-I-finish-this-show-I-will-drink-bleach, is such a badly written character. Her sole purpose is to gargle God Kirito's sperm, filled with rich nutrients btw, and just show her boobies on screen. How did Kojima even create such a whorey character? It just feels like Kojima is just reflecting his perverted fantasy onto the great world of SAO, ruining it for everyone else. Other than her character being unbelievably bland, the director chose to make her say little to no words at all? Wasting the godly talent of Haruka Tomatsu on this cardboard, cookie cutter bitch! The ONLY redeeming quality about Asuna in this show is that her character design is remotely attractive, her face is impressively animated, as expected of A-1 pictures, and her figure is quite well distributed. But again, this is just the result of Kojima's sick, perverted fantasy luring in the male viewers, which I myself am unfortunately.

Suguha, or as I'd like to call her, Sug-on-my-dick-gu-ha, is honestly even worse than Asuna in every aspect except booby size. I for one, am a connoisseur of big, plumpy breasts, but even my boner could not ignore the jarring problem with Suguha's character. She is too thirsty for Kirito's phallus, despite them being blood-related! What. A. Whore. This is also another one of Kojima's sister complex, being reflected onto viewers, brainwashing them to see their sisters more than just sisters. Much like Asuna however, Suguha does have a redeeming quality. This being her breast size. While I have mentioned before that she is just fanservice bait, Suguha's breasts are simply too beautifully animated to not look at. A-1 pictures really outdone themselves this time. But again, we must not ignore Kojima's perverted fantasies and allow ourselves to indulge in it.

The last, but not least, is Kirito-god-sama himself. Firstly, I'd like to say, I love kirito's simple but extremely effective design. It is innovative, but at the same time, does not stand out like a stupid Yu-gi-oh main character. This is the only good thing that has come out of Kojima's perverted mind. I have personally never seen an anima character who looks like Kirito ever. His design is extremely unique, but at the same time, simple enough for viewers to immerse themselves into him. This is further supported by his personality, being as dense and bland as the ocean and stick, the viewers can completely imagine themselves being in Kirito's shoes. As most viewers are sweaty neckbeards, or fat gamer nerds, it is not hard for them to WANT to immerse themselves into such a cool character. Kojima really knows his target audience. I for one, love Kirito's character and everything about him, I love the simple, seemingly uninspired design, his bland personality which allows for easy immersion, and the way the show portrays him as extremely attractive as all these girls hop on his dick. This definitely makes me feel like I can be the same, and I am sure it is the same for others. It is a shame that such a well written, well designed character is stuck in such a boring world of SAO. Anyone who says that Kirito is a bad character should be euthanized, and just cannot appreciate well-written characters. Simply babies who just exited the womb, no taste.

Ultimately, I would like to end this review on a positive note.But before that, I would like to thank today's sponsors. With today's sponsors, NordVPN, Raid:Shadowlegends, and ExpressVPN, you can watch SAO in all countries and regions possible! Back to the review, essentially SAO is a garbage dumpster fire of a show, its only redeeming qualities being Kirito's well designed and written character, nothing else in the show make sense, the girls are specifically designed to bait in 12 year old adolescents with constant hormonal shifts, who sees boobies and drools. SAO is basically a well written character stuck in a shitty show. Here is some advice Kojima, to make a good show, just add Kirito, bring Suguha's breasts, and bring Asuna but better written.

Gintama':Enchousen was extremely great, I expected nothing less.
Story:10
First off we get the episode with Kintoki as they promised from the last episode of Gintama', it was mostly for the lols but it also focused on Gintoki's bond with his companions and friends, it showed how close they actually are to each other, especially to Kagura, Shinpachi, Otae, Tama and Sadaharu. The second arc of Gintama':Enchousen revealed a little more of Gin-san's past to us and gave Shigeshige shogun an important role to play in, and it shows that Kagura is still friends with the Shogun's sister, the princess that ran out of the castle ... in the early episodes. The third arc focused on the Shimura siblings' past&the dojo, they also show us how Shinpachi has grown stonger and that he's not just some character that only plays the straightman role, it also shows Tae's kind of lovable side too. We also get to see a different side of Gin-san and what kind of relationship the Shinsengumi and Yagyuu clan have with Sakata Gintoki.
Art:10
Everything looks amazing in HD, Gintoki&Kagura picking their nose, Sadaharu's urine, Shinpachi's main body, Mayonnaise, epic Gintoki's battles, Shogun's pantsu and more. The animation and art in the openings& endings are very relaxing to watch.
Sound:10
The openings are awesome, my favorite one has to be "Sakura Mitsutsuki", it really suits the arc that it's in and very pleasant to my ears, also very beautiful for both the art and the song. "Let's go out" also sounds great. The endings are beautiful, especially "Expect" which was very cute.
Character:10
Alot of character development, most are from Sakata Gintoki, Shimura Shinpachi&Tae. Alot of Gintoki's past were revealed, Shinpachi grew up and Otae is actually able to talk nicely to Kondo Isao. (Spoiler:In the first arc, Tsukuyo, Sarutobi, Kyubei, Katsura and Hasegawa were able to remember Gintoki, even after they got hypnotized again, it didn't work, this shows how close they actually are to Gintoki, Otae was also the first person to remember Gintoki along with Kagura and Shinpachi, this shows that their bonds are very close to each other)
Enjoyment:10
We got alot of actions from Gintoki and the gang, alot of feels from Gintoki and the gang, very good soundtrack and we also got to see Shogun play a very important role. It still keeps the comedy part of the show too.
Overall:10( I wanna do 100 cant we have 100 instead of 10?)
Very good story that links to other episodes, very nice animation&art, beautiful soundtracks, lots of character development, very enjoyable, Gintama DOES NOT DISAPPOINT.
P.S. Dont finish all the episodes too fast or else you wont find anything to fill the void after you finish Gintama as a whole.