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Hi everyone! And welcome to “Garbage of the Season [3]!” The series where I discuss the current season's trashy pile of unwatchable monstrosities so that mom can’t say I’m doing nothing with my life. But before I start, I’d suggest you smash that helpful button and click on notifications so that you won’t miss out on any of my upcoming reviews. So without further ado, roll the intro…

*The Shaggs - Philosophy of the World starts playing*

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Today’s garbage is the ever popular Deatte 5-byou de Battle. A show that doesn’t even have a grasp over its own title. Battles do in fact not happen ... five seconds after meeting on the vast majority of occasions. So there goes the only thing that would make the show stand out, as everything else is just copied homework from others like it.

Dea5 is presented as death game-esque, but is more in tone of a shounen tournament arc. For the focus is directed at fighting but not killing. Yes a few disposable side characters die here and there, but there’s no worry about the main ones. Because making the main characters overpowered in a death game scenario is the right way to build up suspense. And don’t get me started on how unbalanced the power system is. The main characters and villains obviously get the most useful superpowers since the plot armor wasn’t sturdy enough as is.

The characters themselves are cardboard cutouts and you can pretty much understand them from one scene alone. The most you’ll get out of them is some tragic backstory that the writers seem to think equals a good character. There wasn’t a single person worthy of investment and I would’ve rather seen them die. That would’ve been interesting at least.

I’ll just go on and write it: There are no redeeming qualities to be found in Dea5. The visuals are god awful, with the animation being especially abhorrent to look at. The music is poorly handled and the voice acting stiff and lifeless. Everything about this show and the hours wasted on it makes me depressed. So much in fact that I am going to put something sad in my outro.

To summarize, I would describe this show the same way as my sex life. Something to cry at when you’ve run out of K-dramas. But you know something that hasn't run out? Me...GotS! And this has been Garbage of the Season! Leave your thoughts about Deatte 5-byou de Battle in the comments below and I’ll see you in the next review. Roll the outro...

*A video showing us that Michael Bay is making a new movie starts playing*

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Howdy everyone! And welcome to “Garbage of the Season [3]!” The series where I discuss the current season's trashy pile of unwatchable monstrosities so that mom can’t say I’m doing nothing with my life. But before I start, I’d suggest you smash that helpful button and click on notifications so that you won’t miss out on any of my upcoming reviews. So without further ado, roll the intro…

*Sarah Brand - Red Dress starts playing*

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*End of intro*

Today’s garbage is the ever popular The Detective Is Already Dead. A mystery show where the biggest mystery is how it was ever greenlit. It’s an abhorrent clusterfuck from start ... to finish. With a script worthy of being the toilet brush in every bathroom of Taco Bell, before then getting nuked several times over.

If you’re looking for a good mystery with fun crime-solving then this show will give you the opposite of what you are looking for, as well as severe headaches and permanent eye damage. Just stop reading this review (but don’t forget to smash the helpful button and subscribe) and pretend that this piece of fiction never existed. Any actual crime-solving is kept to the minimum amount and is never actually fun. For the mystery is more often than not near impossible to figure out because they don’t give you enough information. That and the characters solve it almost immediately because “a true detective gets a handle on a case before the incident occurs” or some bullshit. Plus that the show contains supernatural elements and logic is an afterthought, so anything goes really.

But what’s the anime about then? The answer is waifus. It’s about selling merchandise of all the waifus. There’s a reason why in every arc the anime covers, there’s a new girl that gets center focus. I assume these arcs have been jumbled because the narrative is very disjointed. Both new and old characters just pop up out of nowhere and there’s never a clear sense of where the show is headed. It feels like they improvised the script for every episode as they were making them. It’s that messy.

But who cares about the story? You can’t smash a story like you can a waifu after all (or the helpful button). So what really matters is that the waifus are S-tier, and they are. S as in suck that is! They undeniably exist for the lone purpose of being waifu bait. You could tell that by their introductions alone, being that they randomly appear out of thin air. That’s not an exaggeration, they are literally shoehorned in precisely when the story needs them to. And yet they don’t even succeed with their one purpose. White bread is more appealing than they are. Yes, that also includes Siesta the Mary Sue. Now try to solve the mystery of what the main guy is supposed to be! That’s right! You!

The character designs aren’t bad at least but everything around them looks horrendous. The contrast between the characters and the backgrounds makes it look like they're in front of a green screen. It’s not authentic looking at all. Most of the animation budget ran out after the ten seconds of incredible animation in the first episode. Leavening the rest to look stilted and clumsy.

In its sound department the anime delivers nothing but toilet sounds. The music is uninspired and boring. The sound effects are often laughable. And even the voice acting ranges between okay to straight up embarrassing.

To summarize, I would describe this show the same way as eating ice cream in the winter. Just wrong in every sense of the word. But you know something that isn't wrong in every sense of the word? Me...GotS! And this has been Garbage of the Season! Leave your thoughts about The Detective Is Already Dead in the comments below and I’ll see you in the next review. But before I roll the outro I have something important to share with you guys.

Making reviews like this takes a lot of work. And I sadly don’t earn much from them because I’ve been using copyrighted music in my intros. My ex-girlfriend has also taken most of my stuff so I’m in financial trouble. So if anyone wants to sponsor me then that would be highly appreciated. And don’t forget to click on that helpful button and subscribe. But with that said, roll the outro...

*A video showing Paris Hilton doing push-ups in a greasy bathtub starts playing*

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Hey everyone! And welcome to “Garbage of the Season [2]!” The series where I discuss the current season's trashy pile of unwatchable monstrosities so that mom can’t say I’m doing nothing with my life. But before I start, I’d suggest you smash that helpful button and click on notifications so that you won’t miss out on any of my upcoming reviews. So without further ado, roll the intro…

*Bibi H - How it is starts playing*

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Today’s garbage is the ever popular Cestvs: The Roman Fighter or as I like to call it, a tragic misfortune. For the premise wasn’t actual dogshit, there was a ... whole lot of potential here. Something the people behind it didn’t seem to agree on.

A word of advice. Don’t cram in something that doesn’t fit. It will often end up ruining everything someway or another. But that’s what they did with Cestvs: A Tragic Misfortune. They crammed in an expansive storyline into a meager eleven episodes and yes, it did turn out as rushed as one would expect. Big chunks of the source material was thrown out the window and with it, a whole lot of meaningful character development.

I care more for used toilet paper than I do for the entire cast. Which isn’t even that big to begin with. But still felt very underdeveloped. Even the titular character, Cestvs, has not many noteworthy things about him.

In a harem he would’ve been the protagonist. That’s the level of depth we’re talking about here. He’s a slave, and he wants to gain freedom. Understandable motivation, but not something that makes him worthy of being a main character. Seeing as that’s what every other slave desires as well. He is just one sheep in a large herd and not one who stands out. That and his massive plot armor makes the fights that ensue rather uninteresting. He can’t lose since his name is in the goddamn title of the show. If he lost a fight then there would be no show. Speaking of fights…

What is an action-centered show without some good animation, right? Oh wait, it’s mostly CGI, what a shame. To be fair the CGI is not awful by anime standards. But it’s not a step forward either. I would’ve chosen this over being a slideshow, like most of the 2d segments we got were like. As meager of a praise that might be.

To summarize, I would describe this show the same way as I would my girlfriend. Not worth the time spent. But you know something that is worth spending time on? Me...GotS! And this has been Garbage of the Season! Leave your thoughts about Cestvs: A Tragic Misfortune in the comments below and I’ll see you in the next review. Roll the outro...

*A video showing Tobey Maguire dry humping the air next to a vegemite sandwich starts playing*

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Greetings everyone! And welcome to “Garbage of the Season [1]!” The series where I discuss the current season's trashy pile of unwatchable monstrosities so that mom can’t say I’m doing nothing with my life. But before I start, I’d suggest you smash that helpful button and click on notifications so that you won’t miss out on any of my upcoming reviews. So without further ado, roll the intro…

*Max Harris - High starts playing*

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*End of intro*

Today’s garbage is the ever popular Redo of Healer. One of the worst excuses for a Tv-show I’ve ever seen. For in reality it’s a porno trying to reach a larger ... audience than it has any right to, because such an audience doesn’t exist.

The premise for this pile of cunt is about the tragic misfortune of Keyaru. A pure-hearted young man being corrupted by the world around him. Losing his innocence to an overpowering hatred and thirst for revenge to the ones who have inflicted pain on him. Revenge stories are nothing new, but fun if done well. But Redo of Healer is no simple revenge story. It is a romanticization of it. The show exaggerates it’s villains' malignity to a ridiculous extent so as to make you root for our main characters in the easiest way possible. So when the pain they inflicted on Keyaru are instead inflicted on them, you are supposed to cheer on. And he suffers no consequences for his actions, only gains from them. Ending up with his own harem of walking and talking sex dolls that love him unconditionally. And abilities that go far beyond what should be considerable for a healer. Nothing is challenging for him, everything he does works out perfectly by the end of it. Thus the show becomes extremely boring. Something that could’ve been prevented had they focused on the real reason why people watch it.

The source material was made by a degenerate, for degenerates. So instead of trying to give it depth that doesn’t exist, embrace its origins. I mean, the animation and sound department already screams porn budget. Instead of making half of the episodes hentai, make the entirety of episodes hentai. Show the wiener, drag the sex scenes out, enhance the violence because it’s there the only entertainment the show has lies. But we can’t have so much fun can we? Having to sleep while we wait for the next fap session. Well, at least there’s the uncensored version.

To summarize, I would describe this show the same way as pineapple on pizza. A combination that just doesn’t work. But you know something that does work? Me...GotS! And this has been Garbage of the Season! Leave your thoughts about Redo of Healer in the comments below and I’ll see you in the next review. Roll the outro...

*A video showing Michael Jordan sneezing on a tree stump starts playing*

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Hello everyone! And welcome to “Garbage of the Season [1]!” The series where I discuss the current season's trashy pile of unwatchable monstrosities so that mom can’t say I’m doing nothing with my life. But before I start, I’d suggest you smash that helpful button and click on notifications so that you won’t miss out on any of my upcoming reviews. So without further ado, roll the intro…

*Journey - Don’t Stop Believin starts playing*

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*End of intro*

Today’s garbage is the ever popular Vlad Love by the vastly known Mamoru Oshii. Who’s done with making pretentious movies and choses to go back to the old days of ... directing comedy shows. Sadly, the style of comedy in Vlad Love expired during the same era. It’s terribly out of date and even if it was modernized, still lacks a punch because it’s not executed with any finesse. Like haha, they talk about expositional dialogue. That’s breaking the fourth wall, fun! Or haha the doctor calls our protagonist Bamba for Bambam again for the fifth time...*laugh track*.

*Ad time*

This review is sponsored by Fallout 4. Because that is a fun reference. Hope you like reference humour, the show is full of them, and they are outdated just like pretty much anything else. Do you want to know what’s not outdated? The visuals...at times. Sometimes they’re great, sometimes they’re sloppy with very little in between. It’s colorful and has style to it. But much substance to it there’s not. The two OP’s look phenomenal but the actual show pales in comparison visual-wise. Pales like a vampire. References are hilarious.

There aren’t many positives to note. Voice acting is solid, but the characters they’re playing are as rich as blank paper. Walking charactertures most of them, that are as flat as the jokes they deliver.

To summarize, I would describe the show the same way as moldy bread. Not fun to consume anymore. But that’s what I do. I consume trash, and this has been “Garbage of the Season” with me...GotS! Leave your thoughts about Vlad Love in the comments below and I’ll see you in the next review. Roll the outro…

*A video showing John Travolta doing squats starts playing*

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