Howls castle is just... there. The protagonists spent almost all the film just existing, then in the last 5 minutes deus ex machina resolves the conflict you were barely aware existed.
You'd have a more satisfying story if you put a blob of paint on the top of a wall and filmed it's decent, at least then you'd have payoff, and if you're lucky a bird might take a shit nearby.
The best character is turnip head as he doesn't speak, but suffice it to say Howls moving tumor fucks that up before the end.
Still, I am willing to give praise where it is due, howls moving
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