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Hentai logic: So this female knight, strong as HELL-- beheads these ogres with just a single sword swoosh, not even breaking a sweat. I repeat SHLINK, SWOOSH, dead. No effort.
Go to a scene later on where she's overpowered by a lone, old, elderly, weak-looking man half her size. What the actual...

Did the full chub just give him super strength or something? Power of the full chub? I call bullsh** sir.

It's details like these that just ruin my anime viewing enjoyment. I spent half the time rolling my eyes at the absurd logic at play here.

And if you're like me in that aspect, I surely hope ... this review has helped you today.

Why watch all the way to the end? The attractive art is pretty much the only thing I believe this show has going for it. It's the only element that had me stick around.

For myself this was the first ever romance anime I watched with asexual relationships and people.
I really like how some of the different aspects of asexuality and aromantic characters were presented-- obviously being crammed into 30 minute slots, there were some things lacking in comparison with the story's manga counterpart. And that's because the story is pretty cerebral, lots of internal thought processes and monologue going on, but for myself that's where the beauty lies in Yagate Kimi ni Naru. We get to see everyone's inner world, the way their minds have shaped the reality around them.

And obviously not everyone would consider this enjoyable. I ... feel that it's pretty easy to tell early on, possibly even within the first episode, whether or not this story is for you.

I hope this review was helpful to you today!

Going in expecting nothing groundbreaking-- I honestly appreciate the refreshing simplicity and absurd humor Jingai san no Yome has to offer.

This is one of those shows that are incredibly short, not meant to make logical sense, and work as a brief piece of simple, lighthearted entertainment. Perfect if you don't have 30 minutes to spare, but still want some light entertainment. Perfect if you don't have much mental energy to spare and are looking for just that little pick up to refresh and recharge your spirit.

Cute art, cute boys, cute creatures. Funny fetishes, funny pairings and lightheartedness. This is not an anime for overthinking, ... nor is it a huge investment of time or energy. Story, plot, substance obviously don't offer much, because that isn't the intention here. And really, going off the premise it's pretty easy to gather that. I appreciated it for what it was, and I hope you do too.

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Honestly I was disappointed. The premise was intriguing, the art was both pleasant and consistent, and the singing performances were truly dynamic; but the way everything played out storywise just didn't do the voices or the art justice to me. One dimensional characters, frustrating plot holes, breakneck scene pacing-- every week I kept watching just to see if any of these would improve and they just didn't. For these reasons I don't personally see this anime as worth watching.

Some problems I had in detail.
Clearly Hu Li and his entire family were dealing with some very lasting damage from a traumatic event-- and it never goes ... into as much detail as I would have preferred, which confuses me because this event supposedly shaped his character and career choice enough for his brother to unconditionally resent him, the one person keeping them both off the streets and putting food on the table.

Hu Li's arrangement as a ghost writer/singer. So he has to not only sneak past the backstage security to get to the sound booth every performance, but the rest of the team also gets to be angry with him when he's running behind schedule? Why not just give him a backstage pass with the rest of the production staff and say he's got some other job related?

These so called "damage fees" the record label demands from Hu Li and the way they just seemed to pull a number out of the air. And then nothing is questioned-- this is so so unrealistic.

The lack of responsibility from SKY even after their identity is revealed. Why didn't Hu Li demand, or hell-- even SKY themselves to step up-- and be accountable for the mysterious fee quantity fabricated by the record label company after the big Night FOX reveal?

SKY's actual intention for even DOING all this. Still a mystery, for no reason.

I could go on but I'm sure you get the point. I hope this review is helpful to you.

A simple-minded comedy with outrageous punchlines. That opening gets me every time. "Lalalalala, laaaa, nnnyaaaaah~"

This girl has a boyfriend with a pretty face and literally the brain of an 8 year old. Apparently it's to make her classmates jealous and to look good to everyone-- you're not gonna NOT have one right? It's unTHINKABLE, the horror~!

I saw this show point out different ways people can behave stupidly, and do idiotic things.
Whether you're intellectually challenged, culturally insensitive, air-headed, judgmental, or just weak to peer pressure and care too much about the opinions of other people. Different roles played, flavors of idiocy presented.

Puppy-like middle schooler's father remarries and he gets a cute cinnamon roll-like older stepsister who just wants to cuddle him like a puppy.

And, that's pretty much all the plot one can comfortably fit into 3 minutes per episode.

Animation is attractive, with a short plot and cute character interactions. I wasn't as impacted by the ending song as I typically prefer after a show. It felt more like just a complimentary afterthought.

Still, it is rather pleasant to enjoy a change of pace like this once every so often. Enjoyment gets 10 out of 10 from me.

Short, sweet series gets a short, sweet review.

Attractive art, mutual consent and decent sound effects. Wacky new school rules all of a sudden: self-study sex ed. Students having sex in the classroom with each other to achieve academic excellence.

Of COURSE the story and character development is low-- it's clearly not what anybody's watching it for. Fair enough. Short, sweet and to-the-point series with three main characters.

A little amusing that the main male character gets drawn with THE most glassy eyes I have ever seen on a hetero hentai. Aand they disappear halfway through the sex. Sigh.

Did I mention female invitation and two-sided consent? It's worth mentioning again that a plot like this ... didn't go in the direction of dub con or rape FOR ONCE and I appreciated that.

That is all. Short OVA series with simple plot gets short review with simple honesty.

You enjoyed Diabolik Lovers and thought, "Darn if only they had a kink obsession with Yui's BUTT."

Or you were a fan of Sir Mix a Lot and thought "Hey it would be cool if he were actually a vampire."

HIS ANA, CONDA DON'T. I saw this a year ago, and kind of laughed my ass off when I found out that in this universe, vampires get their energy from butt stuff instead of blood, I thought that was SUPER ridiculous. So enjoyment gets 10 out of 10 for making me laugh.

Story is fair enough, it's just about the anal kink, and a vampire aristocrat getting his ... servant to "train" a girl he bought for the purpose of being his "nourishment."

There's really not much you can work into a plot like that, fair enough. Rather attractive art style and characters are as you'd expect from this type of hentai. Not really standing out in terms of personality because that's not what they're meant to do.

For its decent art style and a HILARIOUS lore twist I'd recommend this.

WARNING- GORE TORTURE warning. Yes that's correct, I'm warning you that I'm about to warn you of gore and torture.

I had heard this anime had a pretty interesting plot and the sounds were downright amazing. I also heard it was a step down from Bible Black in intensity and torture. Five minutes into episode 1 a woman gets stabbed in the cl** with a freaking metal pen. She falls over and the pen is covered in blood. I can NOT. And if you're like me then hopefully this review is helpful.

I got to hear some surprisingly high quality bj sounds, an attractive woman with a ... pretty voice make sounds and the beginning of a cool sounding plot. And then STAB. There went her ability to use her urethra and there goes my interest. Gouged out by an uncalled-for pen, made of metal with ink that you're supposed to WRITE on paper with and go nowhere near the most sensitive part on a lady's body-- one of the possible worst ways to permanently damage a person.

Did she even DESERVE to get randomly stabbed in the cl** with a pen by this crazy looking lady? No. Did we even see it coming? No. Did I get to watch even 10 minutes of this so called step down from the torture in Bible Black without physically screaming "NO" on behalf of the characters? NO.

Even in Bible Black, nobody had that happen to them-- and a bunch, I mean a BUNCH, of sickening demented sh** happened in Bible Black. And I was able to watch Bible Black all the way through, in addition to other despicable hentai saved with either great art, interesting plot or great voices. This one had basically all 3 and in 5 minutes it makes people like me STILL lose interest.

Thanks for reading my honesty.