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Child mind-control at its finest, Pokémon (Japanese: ポケモン) was invented by the ancient Greeks but was only recently released to the world at large due to significant hold-ups in the patent office, although many believe it to be the work of the underworld.

Based loosely on the conviction that kids actually suck and can only be permitted to live insofar as they will eventually become not-kids, the Greeks sought the implementation of the Pokémon as a means of occupying the little buggers long enough to allow the adults to sneak out to late night bingo and philosophy death-matches near the fountain south of the Parthenon.

Sadly, the Greeks were unable to occupy their children in this manner, owing to the fact that none of the little brats wanted to train their L3 Jigglypuff after seeing the kick-ass Charizard on the box, and were eventually forced to eat them or train them in the ways of beer-vending (as many beer-vendors were being killed off when the bingo and philosophy death-matches got out of hand).

When Pokémon was finally pushed through the patent office and introduced to the world, children had already developed an immunity to it by breathing toxins released into the upper atmosphere by millions of Japanese Soy Sauce cooking "incidents." Greeks on the other hand went on to invent one of the world's most beloved product lines. The publishment of the game launched many Pokémon careers. Charizard starred in a Japanese remake of the classic, "Godzilla" but was fired after allegedly consuming the director, Kawasaki Mitsubishi. Others, who weren't so lucky, resorted to other sources for sustenance. Jigglypuff and Ditto assumed a career as a crack addicted whore on Nevada street corners. Ditto was especially popular, as it turned into anything you wanted. Jigglypuff was forced to sing as a pathetic attempt to get some recognition.

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hey, sorry I saw your MAL profile and I just thought you looked pretty kawaii desu and young in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that I love all lolis)) It's really rare to see young vampire anime girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly I'm like really against lolicons and like I normally get angry when weebs mistreat lolis and lewd them. We should really play rainbow six sometime, its pretty hard but dont worry I can pick you up and protect you from terrorists.

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peta and seaworld both suck they kill animals and do more harm then good ever since seaworld had shamu THE ONLY TRUE ONE they have been the same since 1964 shamu went there in 1965 some loser called ted griffin shot shamus mother and killed her right in front of her eyes to be a mate to namu but they where not the same kind of orca shamu attacked ted and namu so he sold her to seaworld peta has been the same since 1980 killing animals at least since 1998

im not a peta fan if you had to pick would you pick peta or seaworld

why do you like seaworld i saw your comment about how you go there each year you love orkid the best and they truely do love there animals and anyone who is anti seaworld is a blackfish brainwashed or a peta nazi first of all blackfish is real why do you seaworld fans say we love peta most of us dont seaworld dont love there animals and they abuse and capture orcas from the wild seaworld must be shut down

Joho,

So you're watching Gintama that's great.

Well let me give you an advice.
Just for your information.

The first Episodes and following few Episodes can be quite average.
I know that it can be for many people, so maybe for you as well.

But it will improve a lot afterwards.
So I hope you will keep on watching Gintama

Haha you have Totoro on your list weeb

1,043 episodes of pure weeaboo anime

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