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Forest Fairy Five is the worst thing I've ever seen!

That being said, this is a kids anime. A FUCKING KIDS ANIME. Would you expect an anime targeted at kids to be this bad? No. I know people always despise Bakugan Little Brawlers, but I haven't seen that. I know people love and people hate Pokémon. But Forest Fairy Five, this anime is complete shit. I always thought of the 2001 film, Freddy Got Fingered, to be the worst thing I've seen in my lifetime. Then Hand Shakers came along, and now: this came along. Just… avoid watching this. The plot itself is abysmal. Seriously, Japan ... turns into Anime Kingdom? What the fuck? I mean, I know anime comes from Japan and all but this anime could just be called an anime for weebish kids. Cause Japan turning into Anime Kingdom is certainly not weebish. Okay, that last sentence was obviously sarcasm. Anyways, the animation is the worst thing I've looked at in the history of animation. The characters aren't developed. The animation is as bad as the animation from abysmal movies such as Foodfight! and Where the Dead Go to Die. In my lifetime, I've seen some really bad shit in and outside anime, let's go over that: Freddy Got Fingered, Where the Dead Go to Die, The Garbage Pail Kids Movie, Hand Shakers, Black Bullet, Big Order, Foodfight!, Plan 9 from Outer Space, Troll 2, Jaws: The Revenge, Tentacolino, Doogal, Ratatoing, The Little Panda Fighter, A Car's Life and lots of others.

Okay, that's the end of this review. I give Forest Fairy Five a 1/10 (I'd give it a 0/10 if MAL had that score)

I recently watched the 2005 Direct-to-Video anime Mars of Destruction on YouTube and boy, was it hilarious. This anime is usually ranked as one of the worst anime of all time. It's even worse than Boku no Pico. Okay, so one problem with it is the fact that literally everyone sounds the same. Next? They seriously play The Final Countdown to open the anime *cringes* it's not even an anime song. Next thing, they play Footloose, another song that isn't supposed to be anime, in the middle of the anime. Next flaw? The sound effects. Yes, even the sound effects are bad. That's saying something. ... Okay, so when they fire the guns, instead of hearing the sound of bullets? You hear the sound of ducks squealing. The animation is pretty bad. Then, the villain just chokes people to defeat his enemies. Next? All of the female characters (which are just about everyone in the show) have male voices, and one literally talks like a dolphin. And the villain, who is male, talks like a female. Then, the hero in it, just literally only uses a laser sword to defeat people and then when the villain is killing people? He just completely ignores it. Next flaw? This woman in it gets her head shot off. The doctor's logic? They can still save her even after she loses her head. Okay, now for what isn't flawed about this anime? Hmm. Nothing. This anime is completely flawed. There is literally nothing good about this anime. I only watched it for a laugh because of how hilariously bad this show is. Even worse than Boku no Pico. Not to mention it's only 1 episode and the whole series is just 20 minutes long total.