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All anime fans are stupid, entitled babbys. Yes, that includes me.

How to make "good" anime by MAL, or any other uppity review site, Standards:

+Make it have flashy over the top fights that still falls within the realms of "realism"
+Include pseudo intellectual moral messages that make the average 20 year old nihilist basement dweller squeal like a schoolgirl.
+Did I just mention schoolgirls? Oh yeah, this is a red flag. The only way to show them not as "fanservice bait" is to be run over by the huge ass truck called "reality"
+Heavy concentrations of gray because black and white morality is so passé. Better if it's more than 50 shades.
+"Cool" characters. e.g. Pessimistic, Snarky, 2KEWL4U Edgelords, Tryhard Debonair Tools or Slutty Older Women
+Thinly veiled SJW values.
+Sausage fest, but the grizzled manly man bara fan's wet dream.
+"Universal Appeal." Basically, anything that's GoT, Breaking Bad or some Korean Drama but in anime form.
+The more "unique" (ugly) the art, the better.

-Glorification of otaku culture. Since everyone should treat them as creepy, bottom feeding troglodytes to the same degree as Fundamentalist terrorists like what Fox News tells you to and can't be allowed to be portrayed in a positive light. No siree.
-Kids. Because growing up automatically levels up your maturity stat and being one-upped by those snot-nosed brats is totally unbelievable. Also, much better to relate (self-insert) as a 20 something broke college student than a 16 year old who's having a time of his life in HS.
-Japanese values. Anything "too Japanese" is regarded as ancient, misogynist and nationalistic. Yamato Nadeshiko? Bushido? Nakama? Nope. It has to have "universal appeal."
-Tsundere. Yandere. Xdere. Sorry, but it's not realistic nor PC enough for our femme overlord fans and is above the MAL user's refined tastes. It's fine if they're dudes, though because objectifying males is less of a stigma therefore is A-OK.
-School unless it's depicted as a miserable institutionalized prison because it's "just like my real life."
-Harem MC's. Because everyone is supposed to like the suave Fabio archetype and we still subscribe to the old adage of nice guys finish last.
-Harems. We're not Saudi Princes so even fantasizing having one makes you a total loser.
-Fanservice. Uttering the word alone incites the wrath of the average MAL user. The naughty bits are tools of the devil. Can't have that in our Christian approved Japanimation. Never mind that fanservice isn't just SEX SEX SEX, but let's ignore that.

TL;DR Make it as far and away from anime as humanly possible.

I am an elitist towards elitists. Ease up, senpais!
Don't hit (on) me, silly boys.

まったく、小学生は最高だぜ！

My rating scale and descriptions:

666th anime finished: Triage X
999th anime finished: Koe no Katachi

What a difference in quality.
イェ～イ

Flag shit for my personal enjoyment.

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Days: 338.1

Mean Score: 6.86

Total Entries2,027
Rewatched0
Episodes21,628

Anime History Last Anime Updates

Uma Musume: Cinderella Gray

Apr 6, 11:20 AM

Watching 1/13 · Scored 7

Nihon e Youkoso Elf-san.

Apr 4, 1:55 AM

Completed 12/12 · Scored 7

Akuyaku Reijou Tensei Ojisan

Apr 1, 9:09 PM

Completed 12/12 · Scored 7

All Manga Stats Manga Stats

Days: 4.7

Mean Score: 7.41

Total Entries33
Reread0
Chapters364
Volumes55

Manga History Last Manga Updates

Eichi na Video wa Suki desu ka?

Oct 2, 2023 4:30 AM

Plan to Read · Scored -

Uma Musume Cinderella Gray

Mar 1, 2023 7:37 PM

Reading - · Scored 7

Tsuiraku JK to Haijin Kyoushi

Feb 2, 2022 3:48 AM

Plan to Read · Scored -

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derangedx29 Mar 7, 11:07 PM

Hopefully no more Anime gets made.

We real fans feast on whatever is left while the casuals forget.

And before you say 100 days isn't much.

Manga bro.

Lambofgenesis Jun 13, 2024 6:37 PM

Sounds like... you lost. I mean, you had to come to me personally to get the last word in.

Just sad.

Take your L and change your life?

Swagernator Dec 21, 2023 4:32 AM

You put a space, between the end of a sentence and the question mark.

tsukareru Dec 21, 2023 3:02 AM

Depressing! Bocchi cured my depression!

Swagernator Aug 23, 2023 8:12 AM

Yo can you please dial it down a bit please ? I can't keep up with reporting all your threads.

Weeaboo_Bomber Aug 3, 2023 8:00 AM

I'm a alcoholic gambling addict, and you?

Kazu-chan-san Apr 5, 2023 2:10 PM

Shiki Ryougi.

Kazu-chan-san Apr 5, 2023 10:05 AM

Change Seiba for Shiki and Gingay for FMA:B.

Also finally someone gets the point of mg favorites. I hate rapes and bitches.

Kazu-chan-san Apr 4, 2023 3:39 PM

Your favorites contradic your profile's core message.

WhatAGoodShow Oct 17, 2022 10:55 AM

yeah, anime fans are the worst

PrincessKingBoo Sep 26, 2022 3:17 PM

👻

DeonX Sep 16, 2022 4:54 AM

Oh well, that's disappointing

DeonX Sep 16, 2022 4:44 AM

Why? Are the mods stopping you from doing so? I've seen other people use ahegao has their's ava and pfp. I think mods only remove NSFW signatures

DeonX Sep 16, 2022 4:30 AM

Has "Ahegyao" as username, doesn't have an ahegao pfp 😑

MasterTasuke Sep 15, 2022 6:07 AM

40 exactly, actually.

probably among the surely tiny handful among my generation that grew into Anime via Mecha in the 90's,
yet actually DOESN'T despise Moe straight-out-of-hand...

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