| 1) What's your favorite color? A. Red B. Blue C. Green D. Black E. White F. Silver 2) If a patient fell on the floor claiming to have a heart atack what whould you do? A. Rush over to help him. B. Shoot him, to put him out of his misery. C. Inject him with morphine and give him to the restrainer. D. Cut open his chest to see if he's lying. E. Hide your heart attack inducing pills. F. Make him right you in his will. G. See if he's insured. 3) What is your favorite kind of animal? A. Cat B. Dog C. Bird D. Wolf E. Lizard F. Rabbit 4) If a patient escaped his cell, you encountered him alone and he was considered unstable and possible dangerous what whould you do? A. Say hello and walk away. B. Try to convince him to return to his cell. C. Cap a bullet in his forehead. D. Throw a small child at him as a sacrafice and then run away. E. Bitch at him for not calling you yesterday! F. Offer him food with poison in it. G. Disect him while he's alive! 5) Are you, or have you ever at one time been a canibol? A. Yes of course people taste lovely. (sarcasim) B. Yes, I'm eating someone right now, its delicious! C. The way I make food you would be too! D. No people disgust me. E. A canibol...Interesting...I think I'll disect one of those. F. No, I'm cured of it now. (lie) G. I think I've killed a canibol before. H. Does biting off a guy's ear count? 6. What do you think of Nife801? :D A. He's bat shit insane. B. He's an annoying little bastard. C. I'll KILL HIM! D. I love the little guy! :D E. He's a sweet heart. XP F. He's stuborn. XP G. He rules the world! XD H. I am totally jelous of him! XD 7) If one of your fellow employies Killed a patient for no discernable reason what would you do? A. Ask him why. B. Hit him with a blunt object and dance around the bodies. C. Set him on fire. D. Gouge his eyes out with a tooth pick. E. Run and tell the head master F. Make fun of him and then buy him a drink to make up for it later. G. Run away and never look back. H. Marry him and move to Vegas. 8) Are you currently in a relationship? A. Yes I am why? B. No I'm not why? C. Yes absolutly! (lie) D. Yes I have many one night stands! (lie) E. My spouse is a bitch. F. Are you? G. No single and happy for it. H. I just got out of a bad one you asshole! 9) If you discovered that a patient had gotten into the kitchen last night and tampered with tonight's dinner what would you do? A. Kill all of the patients so that no one is harmed by the food. B. You worked your ass off making that food now their all going to eat it or you'll force feed it to them! C. Nothin...ain't my problem. D. Throw out the food and get into a fist fight with the head chief. E. Warn every one. F. Test feed it to a patient and see what happens! G. Restrain the patient responsible and ask him what he did. H. Watch. 10) If you found out a patient was an undercover human rights activist inspecting our sweet and happy asyl....I mean hospitol and trying to meanly shut us down for no reason what so ever, what would you do? A. Kill him. B. Kill him. C. Eat him. D. Restrain him. E. Inject him with a elephant tranquilizer and hand him over to the head master for....interigation... F. Disect his brain. G. Tell him to keep a lower profile. H. Claim you never met the man. (lie) I. Seduce him or her into telling you everything he knows then tell the head master. |
HajinFeb 19, 2009 5:04 PM
"Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change" |
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| Join the exciting adventure! The God's World8059! |
| 1. A 2. D 3. D 4. G 5. F 6. C 7. D 8. G 9. H 10. C |
| 1: G: Polka dot with Green Yello 2: H: Start sprouting useless observations while looking through his pockets 3: F: Rabbit. Down the rabbit hole we go. 4: E: Bitch at him for not calling you yesterday! 5: D: No, people disgust me. 6: A: He's bat shit insane. So, he's more or less just like me, atleast in the sanity part. 7: I: Write a detailed essay on the aesthetic values of the mutilated corpse and the physics involved in causing that to happen and present it to a random audience in the street in the form of interpretive dance. 8: G: she couldn't cope with my insanity. 9: H: Watch. 10: J: Forcefeed him psychotropic drugs and make him really insane. Sorry about the alternative answers, couldn't quite find ones that really sounded good to me :P |
| The Only People That Face Reality Are The Ones That Are Too Stupid To Duck When They See It Coming. How much wood would a wood chipper chip if a wood chipper could chip chipmunks?  |
| 1. D. Black 2. E. Hide your heart attack inducing pills. (This kid was onto me...!) 3. A. Cat 4. B. Trying to convince him to return to his cell. (But actually manipulating him to do my bidding, while appearing to be doing my job well) 5. D. No people disgust me. 6. E. He's a sweet heart. ;P 7. A. Ask him why. (Maybe I can use this to my advantage...) 8. F. Are you? 9. F. Test feed it to a patient and see what happens! (If it's nothing interesting, I'll take this chance to look like I am trusted by warning everyone. Otherwise I may watch and enjoy the show) 10. I. Seduce him or her into telling you everything he knows then tell the head master. (I'll only tell the head master once I've used this guy for any possible benefit to myself first.) I wonder if I'd make a good therapist. Confide in me, my cute little patients, You can trust me...♥ |
GretelMar 22, 2009 4:52 AM
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Syco said: 1. A 2. D 3. D 4. G 5. F 6. C 7. D 8. G 9. H 10. C Aggression: 11 Calm: -5 Social: -8 Creepy: 9 Smart: 4 Kindness: -11 Job = Chief of security.. |
| "Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change" |
| 1) What's your favorite color? F. Silver 2) If a patient fell on the floor claiming to have a heart atack what whould you do? C. Inject him with morphine and give him to the restrainer. 3) What is your favorite kind of animal? D. Wolf 4) If a patient escaped his cell, you encountered him alone and he was considered unstable and possible dangerous what whould you do? C. Cap a bullet in his forehead. 5) Are you, or have you ever at one time been a cannibal? A. Yes of course people taste lovely. (sarcasm) 6. What do you think of Nife801? :D D. I love the little guy! :D 7) If one of your fellow employies Killed a patient for no discernable reason what would you do? C. Set him on fire. 8) Are you currently in a relationship? G. No single and happy for it. 9) If you discovered that a patient had gotten into the kitchen last night and tampered with tonight's dinner what would you do? G. Restrain the patient responsible and ask him what he did. 10) If you found out a patient was an undercover human rights activist inspecting our sweet and happy asyl....I mean hospitol and trying to meanly shut us down for no reason what so ever, what would you do? A. Kill him. |
CeroStrifeApr 22, 2009 4:20 PM
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| how exactly is this graded? lol |
| 1) What's your favorite color? F. Silver [C'mon, silver! It's shiny! And you know I looooooove shiny things. Especially if you rip your throat out, and it's all shiny... Oh, you didn't want to know that? Why are you puking? Are you sick? Here, I'll cut out your stomach and see what's wrong... *You don't know where she got it from, but she takes out a kitchen knife*] 2) If a patient fell on the floor claiming to have a heart atack what whould you do? B. Shoot him, to put him out of his misery. [He's obviously suffering, so why shouldn't I help him?] 3) What is your favorite kind of animal? F. Rabbit [They're CUUUUUUTE! Especially when you shoot them, and... and and then they bleed, it's shiny, and I love shiny things...] 4) If a patient escaped his cell, you encountered him alone and he was considered unstable and possible dangerous what whould you do? A. Say hello and walk away. [He's probably my friend. If -my- friend was pushing me back into a cramped place, I'd probably dissect him or something.] 5) Are you, or have you ever at one time been a cannibal? H. Does biting off a guy's ear count? ['Cuz I did it this one time, and... Oh, wait, I ate him. Nevermind, I'm a cannibal. Yay!] 6. What do you think of Nife801? :D E. He's a sweet heart. XP [I want to learn how he ticks. Plus if he dissects someone I want to dissect too!] 7) If one of your fellow employies Killed a patient for no discernable reason what would you do? A. Ask him why. [Again, I like to know how people tick. And I want to try to pull that excuse when I tell the headmaster I made a Y-incision on you so I can watch you bleed... Oh, did I say that out loud?] 8) Are you currently in a relationship? F. Are you? [And if you're not happy, I can take care of him. You get a nice sum of money too, and... well, do you want to watch him as I slit his throat with my nails? Oh, you're not a girl? I'll slit -your- throat, then. Yay!]] 9) If you discovered that a patient had gotten into the kitchen last night and tampered with tonight's dinner what would you do? H. Watch. [It'd be interestiiiiiing... Plus if they puked up a lot of blood, then it would be shiny too.] 10) If you found out a patient was an undercover human rights activist inspecting our sweet and happy asyl....I mean hospital and trying to meanly shut us down for no reason what so ever, what would you do? I. Seduce him or her into telling you everything he knows then tell the head master. [Actually, I wouldn't tell the headmaster at all, but I'd tell him to lay low. And then probably eat his legs so he could only lay low. Haha, I made a joke. What? It wasn't funny? *She holds up her trusty random knife again*] |
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