WWYD?

Scenario: You are on a deserted island with no food or water. Your rations are running low and every now and then you see a plane fly over. You are starting to get weak from being out there so long and you need to get help. WWYD?

Your Response:
Answer: I use my remaining strength to drag some driftwood to an open area. I tear some cloth from my clothes and try to make a huge bonfire from all the wood I gathered. Once I get the fire going I will sit and pray for a plane to fly over and see me.

Next Scenario: You're eating a taco, when all of a sudden you feel something in your mouth that is definitely not taco-textured. You search around with your tongue to see if you can separate whatever it is from the mess of partially masticated food. You don't want to swallow a filling or something after all. You pull out something small and lozenge shaped, but it seems to still be connected by a thin metal wire. So you keep pulling. It doesn't seem to be coming to an end and you still haven't been able to swallow your food. Finally something rips loose at the back of your throat and comes springing out of your mouth. Relieved to have it out, but a little freaked out, you rinse it off in your drink to have a look at it. It seems to be a tiny dog, covered in bits of tortilla, drenched in beer, and gasping for breath on what is obviously (now that you look at it) a leash. WWYD?