| Granted, you're stuck in a magical girl show. I wish I was good at dodging bullets. |
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| Granted, but you can't dodge anything else. I wish I had a pet dragon that wouldn't try to eat me. |
| "For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the Lord, “plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future." --Jeremiah 29:11 |
| Granted, but it eats your house. I wish I had high-tech laser stuff. |
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| Granted you misuse it and kill your family. I wish I could taste every loli there is. |
| Dr. Sheldon Cooper " It is no way to make new humans. People coming out of people. Some kind of dirty magic show. |
| Granted, they're all poisonous. I wish I could own a cafe. |
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| Granted, but it's in the middle of a jungle. I wish for some pizza. |
| "For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the Lord, “plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future." --Jeremiah 29:11 |
| Granted but you have to eat it with horse semen and it has poisonous mushrooms. I wish for nothing. |
| Dr. Sheldon Cooper " It is no way to make new humans. People coming out of people. Some kind of dirty magic show. |
| Granted, but food's going to be expensive. I wish I could produce an award-winning movie. |
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| Granted, in an airplane of course. I wish I can have my own train. |
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| Granted that it goes off the track right into a ocean the first ride. I wish for more wishes. |
| Dr. Sheldon Cooper " It is no way to make new humans. People coming out of people. Some kind of dirty magic show. |
| Granted, but Yugi time-traveled and summoned Kira(Light Yagami) to take over this new world. I wish I could never get tired. |
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| Granted, but they eventually cause mayhem all over town! I wish Hideyoshi could be my RL friend. |
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| You now have a big, fat cat named Hideyoshi. I wish I was in the land of cotton. |
| "I just hope the good lord knows, what this life is all about 'cause I'm in the same position as when I started out. Now I know there's folk in hospitals who are far worse off than me, Oh, but that don't mean to much when my spirit don't feel free." - Mark Twain Blues lovers go here. Jazz lovers go here. Cowboy Bebop music lovers go here. |
| Granted, but it's cotton candy. I wish my food would cook itself. |
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| Granted when it's done cooking it cook's you and your family. I wish I could be the coach in Ro-Kyu-Bu! SS with all those delicious loli's. |
| Dr. Sheldon Cooper " It is no way to make new humans. People coming out of people. Some kind of dirty magic show. |
| Granted, but you get arrested. I wish I could sail a boat all the way to my own island. |
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| Granted there a 1000 pirates waiting there to rape you. I wish I could eat bacon and rice everyday. |
| Dr. Sheldon Cooper " It is no way to make new humans. People coming out of people. Some kind of dirty magic show. |
| Granted you cause the tsunami that destroys your town. I wish Polychrome would love me. |
| Dr. Sheldon Cooper " It is no way to make new humans. People coming out of people. Some kind of dirty magic show. |
| Granted they get bombed by China the moment you get off the plane. I wish I was more serious. |
| Dr. Sheldon Cooper " It is no way to make new humans. People coming out of people. Some kind of dirty magic show. |
| Granted, but you have certain showdowns 3 times each month. I wish I could swim in cream. |
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| Granted it was stranger's cream. I wish I could talk to God. |
| Dr. Sheldon Cooper " It is no way to make new humans. People coming out of people. Some kind of dirty magic show. |
| Granted, but only in quiet places where you're alone. I wish I can drive an ice cream trunk. |
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| Granted, but sweaty fat kids have to ride with you. I wish I was less Tsun and more Dere. |
| Dr. Sheldon Cooper " It is no way to make new humans. People coming out of people. Some kind of dirty magic show. |
| Granted, everyone falls for you and many activists are holding up signs outside your house telling you stop being so 'Dere". I wish I could eat the most hottest chili pepper in the world. |
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| Granted it turns you into a fire-breathing dragon that destroys your village. I wish I could be more gentle with girls. |
| Dr. Sheldon Cooper " It is no way to make new humans. People coming out of people. Some kind of dirty magic show. |
| Granted, but only with those muscular amazon warrior girls. I wish I could put my fridge in my pocket. |
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| Granted, but you can move your pocket. I wish I could have any food I wanted by snapping my fingers.(not actually breaking them, I know somebody would have said that:) |
| If strength is justice, then is powerlessness a crime? |
| Granted, but it would be in small quantities. I wish I could see my friends again. |
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| The lights come back on! I wish that I'd get openings like that more often. |
| "I just hope the good lord knows, what this life is all about 'cause I'm in the same position as when I started out. Now I know there's folk in hospitals who are far worse off than me, Oh, but that don't mean to much when my spirit don't feel free." - Mark Twain Blues lovers go here. Jazz lovers go here. Cowboy Bebop music lovers go here. |
| Granted, but it's rusty. I wish I don't have to run errands for my parents when I'm at home. |
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| Granted, you move far away and miss it. I wish I create mirages. |
| If strength is justice, then is powerlessness a crime? |
| Granted the only game you could play was "Hello Kitty's Island Adventure" I wish the world would just end. |
| Dr. Sheldon Cooper " It is no way to make new humans. People coming out of people. Some kind of dirty magic show. |
| Granted,that means no more anime. I wish I could control the weather. |
| If strength is justice, then is powerlessness a crime? |
| Granted, but you lose your self-control. I wish I already have a Nintendo 3DS. |
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| Granted, but it's not as great as you think. I wish good music would just enter my mp3 player. |
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| Granted it's just the name of Good songs and you get rick-rolled constantly. I wish I had a loli harem. |
| Dr. Sheldon Cooper " It is no way to make new humans. People coming out of people. Some kind of dirty magic show. |
| Granted, but you have to keep both of you eyes open at night; they're quite vicious. I wish my invisible friend became real. |
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| Granted he's only interested in anal sex..... with your mom. I wish I had a new dog. |
| Dr. Sheldon Cooper " It is no way to make new humans. People coming out of people. Some kind of dirty magic show. |
| Granted, but only an imaginary one; even the insane don't want to be near you. I wish I can roll on the ground without getting dirty. |
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| Granted, but water makes you filthy. I wish Kemptz was nicer. |
| Dr. Sheldon Cooper " It is no way to make new humans. People coming out of people. Some kind of dirty magic show. |
| Granted, but the wish granter collapsed in the middle of the ritual. I wish I could summon dragons whenever I wanted. |
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