NO!, your perverted. OP just asked if you would build an anti-aging machine. Anything else that you thought of was the doing of your own sick mind! lulz :-)
NO!, your perverted. OP just asked if you would build an anti-aging machine. Anything else that you thought of was the doing of your own sick mind! lulz :-)
awesome
this whole thread is awesome and i should sticky it
EDIT: i might as well since this is just the dokuro-chan board actually...
Yeah not so lolicon. Seriously it is weird if you would... Plus you incur the wrath of an angel with a spiky club so it's probably not worth it even if you have a lolicon.
I would create a machine that, upon the beginning of a relationship between you and the subject, changes the subject's age according to your pre-configured settings.
For your settings, you can choose a constant number, such as 12 or 32. Or you can use a variable such as: "(my age)-2", or "(her age)-10". There are loads of possibilities, "(my ex age + her age + my age) /3", or "μ (hot Japanese female age)" are just some of the examples.
I would then sell my creation and make billions, after which I start milking it by creating various accessories, (some examples are: "hair color accessory" which can change subjects hair color according to your settings, or "accent accessory" which is self explanatory)
Then I would use all my money to buy a huge mansion and secretly research and subsequently create zombies in it ( I'll call them bio weapons). Then I will let some of my zombie dogs to kill some civilians, which would cause the police to investigate. I will fill my mansion with awkward puzzles and clips of hand gun ammo beforehand, and will watch the police go through the mansion from my security cameras for amusement while eating popcorn.
After I'm finished burning all my money on that, I'll go off creating another wonderful machine that will help making the world a better place for us all.